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Zungar

Zungar know Ambar bosoms > Rokub
Me also know Ambar booty > Rokub.
Me think that make Ambar > Rokub
Zungar smart orc. You figger it out.

Zungar "Me like big butt and me cannot lie" Eye Gone

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i'm living fine with weather in the high to low 60's with clear overcast skies and we are expecting anywhere from 0-100% precipitation this evening. In other news, the bank has been robbed. The suspect is described as tall and stunted, masculine in a femenine sort of way, kinda hefty with a slight b...

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Poo on you. Northern Cali looked like gray nastiness with a side order of fog.

Zungar "I hate Fog when I have 5 minutes to be to work" Eye Gone

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*grabs hold of Corth and gives him a test squeeze*

Actually you feel warm and squishy. Hrm...reminds me of something i saw in an outhouse once when I mistook it for a piece of tinder.

Zungar "I'd like a double latte enema, hold the whipped cream" Eye Gone

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I admire excess posterior and I can not make false statement All you other fellows can not disagree When a woman makes entrance with a rather small midsection And a spherical object within your immediate vision You become aroused Zungar "What would Sir Mix-A-Lot sound like as an educated man?" Eye G...

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I gotta take a little time A little time to think things over I better read between the lines Incase I need it when I´m older Ohhhh This mountain I must climb Feels like the world upon my shoulders Through the clouds I see love shine It keeps me warm as life grows colder In my life there´s been hear...

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Woo I like the duct tape tank top

Zungar "Chest hair? *riiiiip* Not any more" Eye Gone

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Hrm...all you cunning linguists (yeah I went there Grungar http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/tongue.gif ) help me with this real quick then. Would the terms w00t, n00b, and pr0n be considered IRC-izms then? Or are those AOL-izms too? IRC and BBS chatrooms is where I first saw this stuff pop up. Zungar "Oh...

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grunt
snort
sniffle
crunch
chew
chomp
burp

Zungar "Elf Burgers R YUM!" Eye Gone

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Have you ever tried to find a parking space in downtown Washington D.C. on a weekday? Now THATS Capital Punishment!

Zungar "She driiiiives me crazy...ooh ooh" Eye Gone

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You must be blind. Have you seen that Kallinar guy? Thats one hunk of man!!

Zungar "Two faced? Lemmie bend over..you can see the face of satan!" Eye Gone

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EARTHLINGS!!!
I have come for Vienna Sausages!
Give me all of your Vienna Sausages or all shall surely perish!

Zungar "Mars Attacks? Lame...I have a better cast." Eye Gone

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NO! The fungus farm goats milk pop tarts with the high octane fudge zen sprinkles are mine!

Zungar "Everything Zen...I don't think so" Eye Gone

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hrmm....marshmellow steeringwheel on my jiffy pop powered sex machine of interstellar space love baby.

Zungar "lookit the pretty colors" Eye Gone

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bump

Zungar "What, Me? Ogre?" Eye Gone

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Daz and Yayaril must own stock in Johnson & Johnson or somethin.

Zungar "Flies in the Vaseline we are.." Eye Gone

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All bow your heads in the passing of the name Dumbut. Long live the Zungar! heh

Zungar 'So what if You never see me anymore. I'm an ogre. Just follow the smell!' Eye Gone

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Heres a solution for everyone.

Bar-b-q the kittens, and feed them to the starving children, then arrest the guy with the chef's hat. Problem solved.

Zungar "Meow Meow" Eye Gone

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Ye ye :9
A guy tries to be polite and they just walk right on by. Mebby if I started layin the uber fanny smack down on some of these bozos, they might actually get a clue.

Zungar "From now on, no more mister nice guy" Eye Gone

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Hey its ok to quote Lori Petty! Tank Girl > all

Zungar "Puh puh puh pow!" Eye Gone

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*grabs the rest of the errant posters and tosses em from the plane*

I SAID Buh bye!
Aloha!
have a nice day!
See ya soon!
Bye!

Zungar "I got yer airport security right here buddy" Eye Gone

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Personally I like the idea of individuals having special things that noone else has. It makes the game more fun for me to see someone wearing something I will never get. Yes I may be envious, but Someday I aspire to have SOMETHING that every freakin tom,dick, and harriet does NOT have. The armor Tha...

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ATTENTION! After much pain and torture, the Maker of Mahem hath been restored to his former glory and fame. Please go about your business and go stick your nose into the most responses thread so it can do better than the dumb political one http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/smile.gif Go now. Shoo! SHOO! Do...

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Grunt
Yawn
Fart

Zungar "Me Tarzan, You Ugly." Eye Gone

[This message has been edited by Zungar (edited 07-21-2002).]

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Heh I was Crawdaddy

Zungar "Jumbalaya, Crawfish Pie, Filet Gumbo" Eye Gone

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You will all fear the might of POWDERED TOAST MAN!

Zungar "Steempy you eeediot!" Eye Gone

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bump

Rethought mine and decided that my first animals name was Princess and not Snowball..

Princess Walnut...thats just not right...

Zungar "We are not amused!" Eye Gone

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Yay Turxx! He's so dreamy! *swoon*

Zungar "I even got a Turxx Lunchbox!" Eye Gone

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Here ya go Mr Turxx sir. Would you like a straw with that? Ok! Heres yer complimentary razor and mirror. Enjoy your high. Please drive thru. Zungar "If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; cocaine. If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine. She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't ...

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Ya know, I have found more and more of late that coming here to find out about peoples ideas and improvements for the mud is a VERY entertaining thing. I must give many thanks to people like Turxx, Daz, Kifle, and Cherzra for making my BBS experience so Jerry Springer style! Who needs white trash ki...

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Heh someone actually sent me a tell one time:

noobX tells you: A/S/L?
you tell noobX : Older than you/Player Y's bitch/In the dog house. Now Fork off loser.

Zungar "That depends on what your definition of 'is' is" Eye Gone

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I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world some coke
And let em snort it with me

Zungar "Someone hand me some tp. I have a nosebleed now" Eye Gone

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Hrmm....a haste aura...what would be a good color for that? Pink?

Zungar "Did someone pull my chain?" Eye Gone

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yeah I ran into this problem too. kinda freaked me out

Zungar "I think I'll copy Grungar here." Eye Gone

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