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by Kallinar
Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Help - I'm thinking of buying a '95 BMW
Replies: 34
Views: 3792

Good deal! I would never buy a car from anyone in Rancho Cordova.
by Kallinar
Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Whatever happened to the longest thread thread?
Replies: 78
Views: 11429

burp
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:17 pm
Forum: T2 Ideas Archive
Topic: interesting plat sink
Replies: 12
Views: 1228

How about we introduce the use of new, more expensive illegal substances in the mud world? heh. Theres a plat sink for ya.

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by Kallinar
Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: New Puppy!
Replies: 45
Views: 5875

Name him Shevy!
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:30 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Hulburg lockpicks
Replies: 13
Views: 1117

Hrmm...you could always get that nifty !rent key......thats a fun fight.
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Chuck Norris > Rangers?!
Replies: 7
Views: 1078

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Thats my favorite
by Kallinar
Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: the meaning of life
Replies: 15
Views: 1592

Larem wrote:
Ragorn wrote: If god is breeding us for perfection, then it would quite literally take divine intervention to produce it.



dude, mudders get laid, tell me that's not divine intervention


Nahh..I was getting laid before there were mudders. I call it just plain good karma for some of these wanks.
by Kallinar
Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Intresting Link
Replies: 1
Views: 419

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by Kallinar
Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: the meaning of life
Replies: 15
Views: 1592

Yes! Lets start human selective breeding! Also! Let us begin the use of soylent green! I say we begin the soylent green recipe off with Corth! Then we can grok him in fullness.
by Kallinar
Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: New Puppy!
Replies: 45
Views: 5875

hrmm...well if you wanna go with a city theme...call it VD. (Vagina Beach/Dallas)
by Kallinar
Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:39 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: New Puppy!
Replies: 45
Views: 5875

I knew a guy who had a Jack Russel named Mack. Always thought that was a good name.

Or just name him Orly?!

You ever notice when a dog looks at you with a confused look, that funny face they make? That saying kinda fits that face to me.
by Kallinar
Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:36 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Guys I have a personal problem IRL
Replies: 23
Views: 2997

Xolan wrote:She says she will still marry me but wants to be free. And then she said that I can no longer be a duck, because ducks are too smart, she said I had to be a badger.

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.


AHHH! Snaaake ahh snaaake!
by Kallinar
Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:00 pm
Forum: T2 Ideas Archive
Topic: interesting plat sink
Replies: 12
Views: 1228

Ok so if they were to implement loans..I definately want to introduce player organized crime...oh wait this isn't a pvp mud......bah.

Monday -- Tuesday -- Thursday -- Wednesday -- Friday -- Sunday -- Saturday... Andiamo!
by Kallinar
Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:48 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Tarrasque's are NOT dragons.
Replies: 10
Views: 1058

so with a shield made of eyeballs, would that make it so you never fail a spot check?* *In mudspeak that would mean maxxed out awareness for those of you that are PnP** deficient. **PnP means pen and paper for those that are acronym*** deficient. ***ac·ro·nym n. A word formed from the initial letter...
by Kallinar
Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: mud + sushi > wow + pb&j's
Replies: 11
Views: 1050

All of those that hate sushi were probably dropped on their heads as children.
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:49 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: You are a survivor.
Replies: 13
Views: 1348

Re: You are a survivor.

Eza wrote:
Kallinar wrote:
Duna wrote:We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

Bottled water is for wussies.


Says the guy who brings a bottle with him to work every day.

The flavored kind.


Feh
I ment when I was a kid. I wouldn't touch the swill around here nowdays.
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: This kid has better foot-eye coordination than all of you
Replies: 14
Views: 1608

Branthur wrote:http://www.itswalky.com/d/20031003.html

The last panel says it all.


Wow I haven't read that comic in ages. Too bad he stopped doing new content on a regular basis.
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Excuses for being late?
Replies: 18
Views: 1639

excuses are for the weak. when you make an excuse you put yourself in a position of subservience or put the recipient at a level above you where you feel it necessary to justify your action/inaction to them. i dont give excuses when im late, i just am late and thats all there is to it. I especially...
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Excuses for being late?
Replies: 18
Views: 1639

Ambar wrote:rofl so true!

but then you become the food bitch! who wants to be called that! (gods i have brought donuts so often when working on saturdays in my previous life .. rofl)


Ohh baby you sound like my kinda shop supervisor.
"AE1 brought us donuts! YAY! *hump hump*"
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: You are a survivor.
Replies: 13
Views: 1348

Re: You are a survivor.

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. And now I can't seem to quit smoking. Oh and I'm an alcaholic too! They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Why oh why have I always been a chunky guy? I ...
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Which mudder has his own video?
Replies: 22
Views: 2294

by Kallinar
Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Whatever happened to the longest thread thread?
Replies: 78
Views: 11429

Oh and just for the hell of it:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/romjul.php
by Kallinar
Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Kiryan shouts "ESCALATE!!"
Replies: 26
Views: 2726

That's not right.
by Kallinar
Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Which mudder has his own video?
Replies: 22
Views: 2294

That's not right.
by Kallinar
Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Guys I have a personal problem IRL
Replies: 23
Views: 2997

Thats not right.
by Kallinar
Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Excuses for being late?
Replies: 18
Views: 1639

Well i've had about 25 grandmothers die, allowing me to miss work.

Hrmm...I usually blame my lateness on my car's because they always end up being a pos.
by Kallinar
Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Indiana TorilMUD Gathering 2006
Replies: 251
Views: 38389

Can you guys possibly rent a hotel meeting room or something of that sort? Then take a big square hunk of wood and make a sign that reads "Inn of the Dead Orc"
by Kallinar
Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Old School Torilites/Sojourners Please Read
Replies: 9
Views: 1003

edit: i need new eyes
by Kallinar
Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Old School Torilites/Sojourners Please Read
Replies: 9
Views: 1003

Just set up an eggdrop bot.

http://www.eggheads.org/
by Kallinar
Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Whatever happened to the longest thread thread?
Replies: 78
Views: 11429

Be careful whom you befriend. They will eventually ask you for something. ~George Carlin
by Kallinar
Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:13 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: What do you think of the races?
Replies: 10
Views: 2161

oh....my....god
by Kallinar
Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Whatever happened to the longest thread thread?
Replies: 78
Views: 11429

Ruxur wrote:a new three west website has been created. although yaya has been slow with content, there is one flash comic up.


http://www.threewest.com


Wow thanks! For some reason the archive link isn't working tho...
by Kallinar
Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Whatever happened to the longest thread thread?
Replies: 78
Views: 11429

Heres a blast from the past. I completely forgot Yaya did these funny little bits of mud gold. Thanks to Turgil (another blast from some people's past I am sure)

http://umbra.excidium.net/3west/


Happy monkey bite wax kazoo!
by Kallinar
Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:33 pm
Forum: T2 Ideas Archive
Topic: Rogue Weaponry
Replies: 5
Views: 805

Ya know on the subject of using misc items to off people...I feel we should flag more held items as wield for rogue 1h misc purposes. I wanna see Eza cave someone's head in with Kyrh's totem.
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Why didn't I ever get assignments like this in school?
Replies: 2
Views: 479

Feh I wish the internet existed when I was in highschool....
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Whatever happened to the longest thread thread?
Replies: 78
Views: 11429

OOps..sorry..From here on out, any quote I place in this thread will be accredited to George Carlin, because thats why they will have come from.
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Whatever happened to the longest thread thread?
Replies: 78
Views: 11429

damn man now that song is stuck in my skull hole.
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:44 pm
Forum: T2 Ideas Archive
Topic: Maybe we should stop being like DnD and be DnD?
Replies: 16
Views: 1344

I was told the d&d online beta is seriously nasty right now. I am sure a lot of people here could offer up some spanky advice to the noobs over there.
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Whatever happened to the longest thread thread?
Replies: 78
Views: 11429

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
by Kallinar
Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Whatever happened to the longest thread thread?
Replies: 78
Views: 11429

Unbelievably, a goldfish can kill a gorilla. However, it does require a substantial element of surprise.
by Kallinar
Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Found: Bag of Holding
Replies: 40
Views: 3917

Got a cell phone? Picture messaging works too =P
by Kallinar
Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:15 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Spells and Magic
Replies: 60
Views: 8832

I totally agree with the aspect of mages starting out as a classless mage or Sorc and picking a specialty at level 10 or 20. Just makes sense to me for some reason. Of course I feel the warriors rogues and clerics should follow the same path. The whole class specialty quest thing on Homeland was a f...
by Kallinar
Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:51 pm
Forum: NHC: New Player Help
Topic: making skills higher
Replies: 4
Views: 2497

dual wield (very good) (89)
(not maxxed yet)

Skill caps are still dependant on class
by Kallinar
Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:41 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Spells and Magic
Replies: 60
Views: 8832

Woah, some of you guys are totally suggesting that we make this a non D&D rules game. Using mana as a basis for spells?! Limiting your spell load to 5 spells per circle?!!!11!!one!one

Blasphemy!
by Kallinar
Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Lame
Replies: 12
Views: 1320

Yeah she didn't see stoneskin drop while she was trying to set the trigger on her new computer.

Just a simple case of, "Oh F*#K!!"
by Kallinar
Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:31 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Spells and Magic
Replies: 60
Views: 8832

would "evolve" include wild magic effects? That would be sweet to see. < 514h/514H 126v/126V > < > c 'barkskin' me You start chanting... < 514h/514H 126v/126V > < > Casting: barkskin * < 514h/514H 126v/126V > < > You complete your spell...but something strange happens! Your skin gains the texture an...
by Kallinar
Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Found: Bag of Holding
Replies: 40
Views: 3917

Hey now Eza's are real too! And I get to sleep next to em every night!
Lets put it this way...Lane Bryant doesn't carry a proper size for her in their lingerie department.

The horror...

Thats what I ment =P

[perv]Now if you have photographic evidence to offer comparison...[/perv]

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