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That is an "OLD" parody..

Wake up and smell the pot man.

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That's why everytime you enter the zone you start playing,

"Who let the dogs out?"

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Heh.. I have an evil mind.. *boggle* Yeah let people gain stats but then... change stats on all equipment to minus.. Magruk shouts, 'WTB: +1h/+2d -10 str belt' Someone shouts, '-10str belt?' Magruk shouts, 'Yeah have a -12 con belt looking for better' muahahahaha... http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/tongu...

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I think this idea stinks...
Oh Wait....

I'm currently not in an ASSOC...

Disregard previous comment.

In the immortal last words of Dezzex, 'Oh Shit!'
Dezzex has left the group.

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Oh.. And
If flying = "FLYING"

wouldn't you have nightmares if you suddenly saw ie.. 20 trolls just flying over wd gates "mud wise bad idea, rp wise"

Troll1 "duh how we get down?"
Troll2 "dunno"
Troll3 smacking Troll1 with club sending him hurling down to the road below"
Troll2 "ooooooohhhhh"

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Minsc says, 'You and boo and I, hamsters and rangers everywhere rejoice.'

Boo 'Squeek, Squeek'

Minsc 'Butt kicking for goodness'

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You did mention the downgrading of rings? Well what about all the other body locations? Why just downgrade rings? Why not bracelets? Neck, head, arms etc. etc... To make AC more favorable for warriors, could always go into the coding and have AC absorb some of the damage, instead of just determining...

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If yer talkin about getting into and out of WD with the gates closed you can. There is a way in "WITHOUT" having gates picked. That's no moon, it's a SPACE STATION! Maybe they aren't really rabbits, maybe they're alien invaders portaling in to take over faerun, that explains why the fuzzy bunnies so...

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There are a bunch of ways, some more complex then others.. I'll show the two "easier" ways... 1) You have 4 Magic Missiles Memmed: #alias mm {c 'magic missile';#ad mmiss -1} variable mmiss is how many you have memmed, while the #ad command adds -1 essentially subtracts one leaving 3 in the mm var. Y...

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Troll War vs ie. Drow Inv at lower levels, depending on what fighting these classes are somewhat balanced. (just using drow as the examp tho othr MU's cld be used) even in higher end zones, a drow inv cn last longer then troll wars, especially if yer up against some damned caster that incinds, drow ...

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Bah....
Just have all Psi mobs mass-dominate.. then casually drain 1 pc at a time.. That would be a scary sight to walk in on..

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I read all these ICQ's and realize how "OLD" and original my icq is.. Since I don't use it much at all anymore, and nobody would probably ever IM me anyways and are thinking who the hell is Magruk anyways? But i'll give you most of it.. http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/smile.gif 717*** you read that righ...

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And evil you is Dezzex.... http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/biggrin.gif From: Everywhere Living: Pocatello (pronounced: Pokeahellhole)Idaho Like that loveable officer from South Park says, nothing to see here, move along. Third biggest city in Idaho, and there ain't a damned thing to do here. And conside...

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That Diable2 reference got my mind a jumping. Hurt like hell, doesn't see much use. *shrug* Here goes.... Each boot... Randomly load and distribute gems/jewels/runes etc.. on mobs throughout the mud.. not just in zones.. could even be in tiny mobs.. and would be random.. and would be !locate so can'...

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F13? And I'm suprised no ones mentioned, Leather Face or Nightmare on Elm St. Seriously how stupid are these, someone is chasing me with a chainsaw, instead of running away like hell, getting a gun calling the cops. etc. etc. I'm gonna go hide in a room with only 1 exit. Scary? I think more comedy. ...

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Rednecks don't come from the Northwest, rednecks come from the southeast. Up here in the NW we're HICKS. Get yer derogatory name callin straight.

Oregon double date = 2 friends and they're dogs in a pickup watchin cows fart.

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Dezzex? Kozzloz? where's your responses to this thread huh? Dezzex = Inbred 2nd Grader, Inventor of the Rooks Ironlung 6000. Don't know what it is? Ask him. http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/biggrin.gif Kozzloz = He IS a garden Gnome. http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/biggrin.gif Muahahaaha... long day.. need c...

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If it was the same spell wouldn't the affect flag read Poison not Venom? Looks like 2 different effects to me.

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Watch out here comes my $.10 Sub does mean less then,but it also means derivitive of, in the reference of ranger being sub-class of warrior geez. http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/biggrin.gif And in respect to hasting archery. Yeah hasting would essentially let you draw, notch fire faster, *BUT* you still...

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Yeah sounds like a great idea. (sarcasm) Lets just totally get rid of the use of warriors. Who needs warriors when you can become one with perm barksin, and can bash and are too large to be bashed. yeah who need warriors. * not a flame just a butt load and a half of sarcasm, because I have twinkie i...

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Kuurg: Kuurg doesn't think much of Qwest. You guys have crappy ISDN technicians. I do miss doing deep support for HP's remote employees, however. It afforded me plenty of o...

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by muma: ok so, is cheating on a boyfriend who is married to someone else....technically cheating in the first place? i mean it's all sort of confusing -muma<HR></BL...

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Semi off topic but in reference to some of the "RP" entries. Hiding behind RP? heh.. Seriously if this was a "RP" kind of situation and if "coding/ethicality permitted" If a group of "Evils" walked up on "One Goodie" wouldn't you suppose the "Evils" would take said "Goodie" throw them over a log and...

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Oh I loved these two guys I had which had to be name changed for obvious reasons.

[1 war] Pat (Troll)
[1 war] Fagot (Dwarf)

And we all know that dwarves are not fagot's.. they just have a thing for um.. goats..

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Oh my gawd, this question would have to come up and I would have to feel obligated to answer. I'm a Customer Care and Service Consultant for Qwest. If you have a problem with phone/dsl/pcs etc.. and live in the Midwest to Western U.S. and call Qwest to bitch and moan, I'm who you'd probably end up t...

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Well I guess it's time to throw in my unwanted $.10... When I look at situations I like to take a step back and look objectively, and then like everyone else when it's personal it brings up a whole buttload of other variables. Well here goes.... 1) I haven't seen any responses from the evils involve...

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Hey.. Really good book? Hrm.. darn it.. Can't remember the name, but it was written by a fellow "MUDDER" go figure huh? It was a best seller, hey Dezzex, Mezzellixxissizz help me out here.. What was Pi's book's name? I remember buying it and reading it when she told us, but I can't remember the name...

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Actually Kensai aren't a class but a "KIT" for warriors, they "CAN" wear magical items, they are essentially super melee, they get bonus's with weapons, but just can't wear armor at all, or gauntlets, helms. They can wear shields but incur penalties due to being a "attack" kit. And oriental sounding...

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Maybe the simple reason being, you are engaged in melee combat? I mean you are fighting them hand to hand, and you can argue, yeah i missed him but still proc'd. But look at it this way, you are still attempting to get close and nail him aren't you? So wouldn't you assume that you are getting really...

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Why not just add to the who command something like this.

Who zone

[25 War] Magruk Eat Elf (SMOKE)

just a simple example.. but not show maybe everyone.. but maybe just show the leader of the group and where they're located or where a majority of they're group is located mebbe

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Hello there youngins. Sit back and I'll tell you a tale that was told to me by my father, and unto him by his father before him. This is a tale, an adventure of sorts about a young troll, a troll from that evil village known as Ghore. Let me start this tale by giving you a background on this troll. ...

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New Races: Minotaur - Big brawny bullheaded freaks Excel with big axes and spears etc. etc. Hometown could be an underground labyrinth and could be slighted good/evil or both. Thri-keen - insectoid ugly lookin muthas Yeah.. yeah.. thri-keen rangers 2 bows.. go baby go.. can engage in melee and range...

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In response to dragging incap peeps...

Why not just tie them up like you would a criminal and drag them? Don't know if that would work haven't tried it myself. Someone test it out eh?

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It doesn't surprise me that a god would have their attention attracted to this situation. Gave me some thoughts on dat one. After 30 seconds head start hurting so took break. What good is a god? Not good eatin nope, nope to tough and rotten, never get to taste real god people anyways dey just send f...

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Oops was wrong about the wiz's Sauron wasn't one of the 5 he was notably the most powerful of the Maiar's to venture to Middle Earth. Nice website but if you want truly archived information about J.R.R.T.'s Middle Earth the history's, who, where, why's. You need to check out the Arda Encyclopedia. I...

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For all of you who aren't Middle Earth junkies here's some quick info for you. I'd give you some addy's but at work and i'm sneaking this in as it is.. http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/tongue.gif Balrog's are evil beings (demons) and were the generals of Saurons old armies. Most were slain few were drive...

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A side note on getting help when yer a newbody... I noticed while playing soj2 and now soj3 that the most friendly and helpful individuals were Paladins and believe it or not evils.. (big majority were actually trolls and ogres) This is not saying others of other races/classes etc weren't helpful, t...

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Luck has nothing to do with it.. It's done through a computer and the answer is always 1 or 0, life or death, yes or oops.. :P Randonimity (think that's right) does not exist random is never fair, you will always end up losing, it's the illusion you have a chance that makes you think you have a chan...

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Some of you may know me, most of you probably don't. In Soj terms I'm really a nobody, nobody special, important etc.. However here's some info/possibilities you might want to consider or look into... ((This is from personal experience from being a World Master(head builder) and imm with responsibil...

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Bad elf like good elf, good elf hate bad elf, bad elf hate good elf, good elf like bad elf. Magruk getting dizzy, head start to hurt.. dark, grey, white, brown, yellow elf.. honey mustard, bbq sauce, cinnananamon *ooc: <-- intentional* mmm.. getting hungry.. what big deal wif elfis? always fightin w...

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