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by Malacar
Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:41 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Ha Ha of the day...
Replies: 24
Views: 3007

The Upset Wife She came home early and found her husband in bed doing the big nasty with a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset! "You are a despicable pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me, a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straigh...
by Malacar
Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Funniest porno names
Replies: 29
Views: 3721

Tanji Smanji wrote:Think I'm gonna give up gaming and follow my lifelong dream of being a porn star. Soon you'll hear about Tanji the shemale!


Editted for spelling.
by Malacar
Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:13 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Shieldpunch and mobs?
Replies: 23
Views: 2233

I do it in zones. I am not the type to go out and just practice skills mindlessly for hours. It drives me insane. Hell, my bash is still 97.

My shieldpunch, though, is stuck at 81. It's driving me nuts.
by Malacar
Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:08 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Shieldpunch and mobs?
Replies: 23
Views: 2233

It needs to freaking notch more, too. I swear to god, I shieldpunch all the time, and it never notches. 1 skillup in the last.. well forever.
by Malacar
Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:38 pm
Forum: T2 Ideas Archive
Topic: 2.0 grouping restrictions
Replies: 25
Views: 4564

Gormal wrote:
Malacar wrote:No.


You lazy bastard!


Yes.
by Malacar
Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Post yer stats
Replies: 23
Views: 2263

STR: 13
INT: 11
WIS: 13
DEX: 8
CON: 9
CHA: 6
by Malacar
Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:02 pm
Forum: T2 Ideas Archive
Topic: 2.0 grouping restrictions
Replies: 25
Views: 4564

Personally, I think that with how easy levelling characters is nowadays, grouping resctrictions should stay the same. Goodrace players need to make an effort to level up evils and do zones from time to time. The vast majority of the most skilled players are primarily playing goodies anymore, and I ...
by Malacar
Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:07 pm
Forum: Toril 2.0 Discussion
Topic: Toril 2.0 and the Racewars?
Replies: 31
Views: 5715

Yeah, citing current races for race balance in 2.0 is pure speculation. Sure, certain races will have better innate abilities, or stat bumps. But I think the gap will be much less than you'd expect, and certainly less of a gap than in the current scheme. I say remove race group restrictions still.
by Malacar
Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:54 pm
Forum: Toril 2.0 Discussion
Topic: Toril 2.0 Discussion
Replies: 71
Views: 19683

D&D 3.5 (and to only a very slightly lesser extent 3.0) is extremely versatile. You can specialize in many different ways, and the ability to choose where your skill points go, as well as what feats you take, really allows you to branch out. My only real curious point right now... Is multi-class...
by Malacar
Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Hmmm...
Replies: 1
Views: 564

Hmmm...

The newest registered user is Shevtest

So, uh... I take it the EPT came back positive? :shock:
by Malacar
Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Forums Email Registration
Replies: 12
Views: 1136

Hey, Chris made a funny!
by Malacar
Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:20 pm
Forum: Toril 2.0 Discussion
Topic: Toril 2.0 and the Racewars?
Replies: 31
Views: 5715

I say remove grouping restrictions altogether. The pbase is far too small for this little quirk.
by Malacar
Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:08 pm
Forum: Toril 2.0 Discussion
Topic: Toril 2.0 and the Racewars?
Replies: 31
Views: 5715

Zero interest in pkill.
by Malacar
Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:06 am
Forum: Logs
Topic: Why bears will never be field medics...
Replies: 5
Views: 988

I lived!
by Malacar
Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:21 am
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Bel's bored Sat. 8/12 1 pm EST
Replies: 30
Views: 4317

Dalar wrote:i love bind on pickup loot


Never thought I would agree with you, Dalar... Bleh, I feel dirty now. :(
by Malacar
Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:19 am
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Bel's bored Sat. 8/12 1 pm EST
Replies: 30
Views: 4317

Yeah, Cofen sucks!

Actually, kinda glad he won it. Maybe Pril won't die so much now. :P
by Malacar
Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Gathering Updates...
Replies: 114
Views: 18323

Ya know what, I'm overweight, and I dont give a fuck. Spending my life being told I'm big, and overweight kinda hurts, cause people like you think I should be athletic and fit. But ya know what, I'm happy with who I am, and what I am. I have a woman that loves me, and friends who care and dont judg...
by Malacar
Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:24 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Bel's bored Sat. 8/12 1 pm EST
Replies: 30
Views: 4317

I'm dead serious - I should be home by 1, but it may be closer to 1:30pm. I can log off up in avernus or something, to facilitate easier entry or something.
by Malacar
Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:45 am
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Choking Palace
Replies: 13
Views: 1745

The vault didn't have a !teleport flag. :P
by Malacar
Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:24 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: For all you WoW players
Replies: 74
Views: 12280

60 rogue, 60 warrior, 60 paladin, 60 mage, 39 rogue, 37 rogue, 26 priest, 17 hunter, 24 shaman, 29 warrior... uhh.. prolly more.
by Malacar
Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:30 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Bel's bored Sat. 8/12 1 pm EST
Replies: 30
Views: 4317

I could come at 1-1:30, but I can't guarantee I will be home. I have a waxing appt at 11am!
by Malacar
Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:54 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Who would you pick as your personal waxologist
Replies: 15
Views: 1389

Don't worry, Ashiwi. I haven't even gotten a single vote! ;)
by Malacar
Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:30 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Who would you pick as your personal waxologist
Replies: 15
Views: 1389

Just to avoid any hurt feelings... This post is purely meant in jest. Names were chosen totally at random, with no malice. :) Hell, there isn't even such a term as 'waxologist'. We (Chris, Brandon and I) made it up on skype the other night. The *real* term for a person that waxes others (in any form...
by Malacar
Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Who would you pick as your personal waxologist
Replies: 15
Views: 1389

No, because Jake would be the hands down winner. :/

I just kinda picked names at random for the most part. :)
by Malacar
Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:40 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Remove PC interaction with justice code.
Replies: 16
Views: 1703

Shevarash wrote:I completely agree with the complaints about Justice.

Perhaps 2.0 will address some of these issues...


Any chance of just disabling it altogether in the meantime?
by Malacar
Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Who would you pick as your personal waxologist
Replies: 15
Views: 1389

Who would you pick as your personal waxologist

Who would you choose?
by Malacar
Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:09 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Remove PC interaction with justice code.
Replies: 16
Views: 1703

Response is complaining about something totally separate. 1) If you actively kill a mob in WD and you get reported... then you get reported. That's just the way it is. Just don't kill the mob then. I don't care if a mob reports me. I want PC interaction removed. It serves no purpose except to annoy...
by Malacar
Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:00 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Remove PC interaction with justice code.
Replies: 16
Views: 1703

Remove PC interaction with justice code.

Please remove this code. Maybe back in the day it served some obscure purpose (though I simply fail to see what it is or was), but it no longer does. It's a way to turn an afk person in, so they die. It's an annoyance, and stupid. There's no way for a player to get any form of 'retribution', and if ...
by Malacar
Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Cofen log back on, you doof!
Replies: 6
Views: 881

You squared away, Arilin?
by Malacar
Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Cofen log back on, you doof!
Replies: 6
Views: 881

Nevermind. :)
by Malacar
Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Cofen log back on, you doof!
Replies: 6
Views: 881

Cofen log back on, you doof!

You fumbled your cursed khanjari!

No seriously, log back on, foo.
by Malacar
Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: tredalian
Replies: 19
Views: 1759

I thought chain posts like this weren't allowed? :P
by Malacar
Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:53 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Toril 2.0 - Dartan
Replies: 9
Views: 1053

Shevarash wrote:Will Dartan 2.0 be able to speak English again?


If he has to take points away from a better skill or feat, my guess is no.
by Malacar
Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:02 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: ¡Hasta luego amigos!
Replies: 15
Views: 1711

Hey, I was in CS too, Juan. :(

I will so miss you, bro. :/ You inspired me as a ranger in the early years, and it is an honor to call you my friend. :)
by Malacar
Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:06 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: a flap of barbarian skin (from golem forge)
Replies: 5
Views: 694

Dalar wrote:that's fucking gross if you're wearing it on rulk


Like I told the last guy that asked. It's from my dad. The son of a bitch looked at me funny, so he got cut.
by Malacar
Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:02 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: a flap of barbarian skin (from golem forge)
Replies: 5
Views: 694

YOU SAID IT WAS CHEWING GUM, WTF!!!
by Malacar
Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:28 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: a flap of barbarian skin (from golem forge)
Replies: 5
Views: 694

a flap of barbarian skin (from golem forge)

Can the area guys add ac2 or even ac3 to this? It's warrior only, anyways. I like the stats on it a lot, but ac0 just seems silly - from the description, it sounds like it's tougher than most other eyepatches with AC out there.

Just my 2 cents. :)
by Malacar
Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Gathering Updates...
Replies: 114
Views: 18323

Ashiwi wrote:There is ABSOLUTELY no better sleep that you can get than in a tent, in the rain.


Amen to that.
by Malacar
Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: An important message
Replies: 5
Views: 698

hahahaha... can't...stop...laughing...
by Malacar
Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Dear Sok,
Replies: 5
Views: 510

lol
by Malacar
Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:20 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Death/Resurrect Exp Loss
Replies: 5
Views: 527

Malia wrote:I dont seem to have issues keeping 50 *whistle*


Not everyone can exp 28 hours a day. :P

Personally, I detest exp groups.
by Malacar
Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Fun fact of the day
Replies: 63
Views: 11713

Why do they call them 'assless chaps'. Isn't that redundant? If they had an ass, wouldn't they be pants?
by Malacar
Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:02 pm
Forum: Toril 2.0 Discussion
Topic: Toril 2.0 - Exp Tables and Trophy
Replies: 55
Views: 8962

Yayaril wrote:8)

Get rid of trophy. If someone wants to be boring and 'grind' then that's their decision.


I agree with Yaya.
by Malacar
Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: What will you do without your precious Gormal?
Replies: 54
Views: 6800

Jake,

Don't come back married, and use protection! :)

We'll miss you.
by Malacar
Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:56 pm
Forum: 2.0 Announcements
Topic: Introducing Toril 2.0
Replies: 156
Views: 47968

Re: Yeah

Shev, I'm most interested in knowing if my halfling bard and grey elf elementalist will be given some sort of customization option since I've literally put years into each. I was thinking the same thing Birile was saying. Shev, for those of us who have spent severe hours actually practicing skills ...
by Malacar
Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:29 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: gotta love golem forge
Replies: 9
Views: 1409

Marthammor wrote:The area writer has worked with me and we've hopefully fixed the problem. Changes should be in soon.


Retroactively?
by Malacar
Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Holy awesome, this mud is alive..
Replies: 12
Views: 1214

They can look it up by password, too.
by Malacar
Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:02 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: The Immortals
Replies: 71
Views: 11167

Re: *sniff*

agreiver wrote:Between Mystra and Malacar I had enough of wasting my life away only to have inconsiderate people throw away all my time and effort, so I quit.


Sweet, I got remembered by an asswipe!

I rule.

Carry on.
by Malacar
Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:56 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Honk if you did a 14 hr jot invasion
Replies: 7
Views: 732

Drache wrote:Feh, invasion is too long now. Tia's too long too. Zones that take too much time are out of most people's desires I'm thinking


My thoughts exactly.
by Malacar
Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:23 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Tarrasque's are NOT dragons.
Replies: 10
Views: 1101

Tarrasque's are NOT dragons.

I don't know who added dragon(kin) procs to the Tarrasque, but they are NOT dragons.

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