Always remember,
Always remember,
no matter how good she looks, somewhere, someplace in the world, there's another guy who is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
-g
-g
<I>When a man lies, he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths, which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?</I>
These are the pale deaths, which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?</I>
Very true, but you also gotta remember that in contrast to that:
No matter how whiny, bitchy and annoying she is, there is always another guy out there who will put up with her shit to get in her pants.
No matter how whiny, bitchy and annoying she is, there is always another guy out there who will put up with her shit to get in her pants.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
It always amazes me that thousands of years later, we cannot figure eachother out ...
It amazes me further that any human being (male OR female) would let another human being drive them so low as to take their own life ..
I am one of those females that u men cannot figure out, tho i play no games nor do i tell lies (hmmmm actually i could be lying there couldn't i)
I have always been an atypical woman I rarely get along with other women, and I see the guy's perspective usually. I get highly pissed at women who f&%k with guys heads ... tho yes I have been the cause of much pain in my own troubled past ...
Hmmmm ... i just confused myself too ... don't feel alone!!
someone post some women bashing jokes here .. i LOVE them
hugs n stuff .. (G I love u dearly .. you and stabby are truly the brothers I wish I had)
-Jen
It amazes me further that any human being (male OR female) would let another human being drive them so low as to take their own life ..
I am one of those females that u men cannot figure out, tho i play no games nor do i tell lies (hmmmm actually i could be lying there couldn't i)
I have always been an atypical woman I rarely get along with other women, and I see the guy's perspective usually. I get highly pissed at women who f&%k with guys heads ... tho yes I have been the cause of much pain in my own troubled past ...
Hmmmm ... i just confused myself too ... don't feel alone!!
someone post some women bashing jokes here .. i LOVE them
hugs n stuff .. (G I love u dearly .. you and stabby are truly the brothers I wish I had)
-Jen
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I hate to point this out, but if a man really made a woman, she wouldn't do those things:P Or at least the one I made wouldn't. There are bitchy guys too.
Anyway, I truly appreciated this because my gf just left in a pissy mood for absolutely no reason. Oh, and for those say there is a reason and you don't know it, my response is: I asked and she said nothing. If there is something wrong, I really don't care.
Anyway, I truly appreciated this because my gf just left in a pissy mood for absolutely no reason. Oh, and for those say there is a reason and you don't know it, my response is: I asked and she said nothing. If there is something wrong, I really don't care.
Mitharx wrote: Oh, and for those say there is a reason and you don't know it, my response is: I asked and she said nothing. If there is something wrong, I really don't care.
Actually, Nothing = Everything.
Here are some rules to follow when dealing with the opposite sex (from a male perspective):
PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR FRIDGE
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note ... these are all numbered ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's down, put
it up. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching
about you leaving it down.
1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than
short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that
married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd
be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with
your dress?
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Check your oil! Please.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse
to answer.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. When you learn what a roller cam is, we'll learn what damask is.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1 If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or
some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're
saying anyway.)
1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that - it's like camping.
3nj0y!
Ghimok|Dlur|Emeslan|Ili|Zinse|Teniv
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"Censorship is telling a man he can't eat a steak just because a baby can't chew it." - Mark Twain
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"Censorship is telling a man he can't eat a steak just because a baby can't chew it." - Mark Twain
Thats got some pretty good examples of insight into the male mind. I would recommend editing out the ones that dont apply to you (2 or 3 didnt apply for me). But the other oh, 18 or so did :D
(insert my first post here)
-g
(insert my first post here)
-g
<I>When a man lies, he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths, which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?</I>
These are the pale deaths, which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?</I>
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Jenera wrote:We women are the root of all evil!
women = time
time = money
money = root of all evil
so logically, women = root of all evil
See? The equation proves it! :twisted:
Jenera, your math is off ;)
Women take time and money.
Women = Time x Money ---> equation 1
Time IS money
Time = Money ---> equation 2
Substituting equation 2 into equation 1
Women = Money x Money = Money ^ 2 ---> equation 3
Money is the root of all evil
Money = sqrt(Evil)
=> Money^2 = Evil -----> equation 4
since Women = Money^2 (eqn 3) and Money^2=Evil (eqn 4)
Women = Evil :)
Thus spake Shevarash: "Invokers are not going to be removed"
Gura: ..btw, being a dick is my god given right as an evil.
Gura: ..btw, being a dick is my god given right as an evil.
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