Great Historical SPANKS!!

[Vigis]

How many can you think of? I am talking real history here, not Mud

Here is one to start you off:
Battle of Little Big Horn.
Custer group-says 'Shit HEAL ME HEAL ME'

Vigis Wolverinefang

[Vigis]

Oh yeah, forgot to add Custer's last thoughts.

Downgrade Archery!! Downgrade Indians!!

[Cardolan]

Clanton has left the group.

Clanton tells you 'damn those Earp boys 0wn3d me!'

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[therdan]

The spank that Shev lead in crypts!

[Ashiwi]

Hannibal asks Cato "hello."
Cato says, "Carthage must be destroyed!"
Hannibal gives Cato the last blade of grass to grow in Carthage.
Cato gives Hannibal a dish of salt.
Hannibal gsays, "cool, i did the cato quest, now what do i do with the salt?"

[cherzra]

September 16th 1628, the capture of the annual Spanish treasure fleet sailing from the South Americas by Piet Pieterszoon Heyn, 12 million guilders at the time.


Spanish Armada Admiral group-says "Damnit I though this was a !pkill mud, we didn't zone for them to steal it!"

Spanish Sailor group-says "I told you twinking those new South American zones and trying this new trade code was a bad idea"

[Gormal]

Jurdex tells you 'brass?'


mud is real life

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[moritheil]

Vigis et al, this is the best thread I have ever read.


Hitler lands a mighty pierce on France!
As Hitler's poison takes effect, France suddenly stops moving, still and lifeless...

Hitler barely pierces England.
Hitler pierces England hard.
<T: England TC: few wounds>

Hitler switches targets...
Hitler lands a mighty pierce upon Russia!
Hitler misses Russia with his pierce.
Russia deflects Hitler's blow, and strikes back at him!
<T: Russia TC: nasty wounds>

England makes an arcane gesture, and gates in America!
America now follows England.
America yells 'To battle us one, is to battle us all!'
America sends Hitler sprawling with a powerful bash.

Russia slashes Hitler.
Russia slashes Hitler hard.
England whips Hitler.
America barely slashes Hitler.
America slashes Hitler hard.

Hitler says 'asdf! I knew I shouldn't have switched targets...'

[Mplor]

Moritheil, I gotta hand it to ya. That one was pretty classic.

[Dizzin]

The Spanish Armada sails in from the south.

The Spanish Armada says,"die protestant scum!"

The English recognize The Spanish Armada and charges to attack!

The English blast The Spanish Armada hard.
The English blast The Spanish Armada.
The Spanish Armada misses The English with its blast.
The Spanish Armada misses The English with its blast.
The Spanish Armada misses The English with its blast.
The Spanish Armada misses The English with its blast.

The Spanish Armada gsays,"oh crap, do we need magic weapons to hit these guys?!"

The English blast The Spanish Armada extremely hard.
The Spanish Armada staggers from a fearsome blast from The English.
The Spanish Armada misses The English with its blast.
The Spanish Armada misses The English with its blast.
The English deflect The Spanish Armada's blow and strikes back at it.
The English sink The Spanish Armada with their mighty blast.
The Spanish Armada is dead! R.I.P.

Sir Francis Drake gsays,"wusses"

-Tre'Verien

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[Vandic]

An American camera crew enters from the south.

An Iraqi soldier throws up his hands in disgust.
An Iraqi soldier panics, and attempts to flee.
An Iraqi soldier stumbles with his attack, sending his old Soviet AK-47 flying!

An American camera crew is stunned!

-VHF

[Salen]

Colonel Andrew Jackson tells the British
I 0wnz'd j00.

[Ragorn]

Japan places several hundred Kamikaze pilots in the back of America, resulting in some strange sounds and a lot of blood.

Japan pierces America very hard.
America misses Japan.
America misses Japan.

Japan pierces America.
America deflects Japan's pierce, and strikes back at Japan!
America barely pierces Japan.
America pierces Japan.
America pierces Japan hard.
America pierces Japan very hard.
America pierces Japan extremely hard.
America lands a mighty pierce on Japan!

America begins casting an offensive spell.

America utters the words 'inferno'.
America conjures a fiery INFERNO to smite its foes!

Hiroshima is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience.
Nagasaki is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experinece.
Japan is mortally wounded, and will die soon if not aided.

America bandages Japan, whose wounds appear not so life-threatening.

- Ragorn

[Vigis]

Genghis Kahn tells you 'Wanna group up? We are gonna OWN this shit!'

consent genghis

Genghis group says 'WTF this wall wasn't her e last time!'

l u
you see
A chinese warrior stands here.
A chinese warrior stands here.
A chinese warrior stands here.
A chinese warrior stands here.
A chinese warrior stands here.
A chinese warrior stands here.
A chinese warrior stands here.
A chinese warrior stands here.
A chinese warrior stands here.
A chinese warrior stands here.

A chinese warrior enters.

A chinese warrior shouts we are under attack!!!

A chinese warrior enters from above.
A chinese warrior enters from above.
A chinese warrior enters from above.
A chinese warrior enters from above.
A chinese warrior enters from above.
A chinese warrior enters from above.

A chinese horde numbering apporximately 100,000 enters.

Genghis group says 'Oh Shit!!! That wall screwed us!! Don't think we'll be able to CR that!

[moritheil]

General Pickett group-says 'OK boys, target artillery. Don't bash, just sp.'

Johnny Reb group-says 'don't bash???'

General Pickett group-says 'Nobash. Go.'

Johnny Reb attempts a shieldpunch at Union Artillery, but falls short.
Union Artillery scrambles to its feet.
Union Artillery starts casting an offensive spell.

Johnny Reb misses Union Artillery with his pound.
Johnny Reb misses Union Artillery with his pound.
Union Artillery dodges Johnny Reb's attack.
Union Artillery completes its spell...
Union Artillery utters the words, 'grapeshot'
Union Artillery MASSACRES Johnny Reb to tiny bits with its cannonade!

Johnny Reb group-says 'I have 301 (674) hit points.'
Pickett group-says 'sp, don't bash.'
Johnny Reb group-says 'ummm ok'

Johnny Reb attempts a shieldpunch at Union Artillery, but falls short.
Union Artillery starts casting an offensive spell.
Union Artillery dodges Johnny Reb's attack.
Union Artillery completes its spell...
Union Artillery utters the words, 'grapeshot'
Union Artillery MASSACRES Johnny Reb to tiny bits with its cannonade!

Johnny Reb sends Union Artillery sprawling with a powerful bash.
Johnny Reb group-says 'asdf, this guy was bashable all along!'
Johnny Reb group-says 'I have 30 (674) hit points.'

Union Artillery pierces Johnny Reb, who falls to the ground, lifeless.
Johnny Reb is dead! R.I.P.
Johnny Reb has left the group.