First it was Ogrelove, now its the Squid Song

[Wobb]

As you may know, I posted the Ogrelove song back in october of last year. If you missed that you can find it here:

http://webpages.charter.net/wobb/mp3/ogrelove.mp3
(lyrics are at the end of this post.)

BUT NOW!!!! It is my dark pleasure to present to you the Squid Song! This is the song of a lowly bard, condemned to walk the streets of waterdeep as his mind was taken over by an Illithid! Have a listen and get a feel for what he was going through!

http://webpages.charter.net/wobb/mp3/squids.mp3

(The only lyrics you might have trouble catching are the names at the end which are:
Lazzraxxuum
Ezzallixxell
Mezzellixxissizz
Axxsinlazzam
Azzzmohazzz
Mrizzalazzrazzi)

Sing along when you feel up to it!


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Here is the old ogrelove post:

Ladies and gentlemen it is my pleasure to announce the formation of a new musical Group! Blung and the Four-Piece DK band!
It's Blung on the drums, Todrael on vocals, Ossis on the keyboards and Zrax on the hand cymbal!

Their debut kicked off last night in DK and the top 10 hit "OgreLove" went off without a hitch. Have a listen!!!

http://webpages.charter.net/wobb/mp3/ogrelove.mp3

Here are the lyrics in case the recording isn't that great!

(Blung)That's right baby, you know what time it is. You're in the mood for some "ogre lovin!". Now, feel this:

(Todrael)Love, knows no wrong, if you sleep at night, it can't be long.

I'm coming at you in the mornin' with my rise of...sunshine! Will you make love to me if I get down on one knee?

No? Well that's your choice. But listen to the girl inside, hear her voice!

She's crying out to be loved and you can't let go! Oh let go of your leg? I'm sorry I got carried away!

Love, can be yours, all you have to do is get down on all fours!

(Blung)
No wait baby, don't turn around, I didn't mean that! I wasn't sayin' that.

I just was....lookin at you. Seeing how big those...brown eyes were...lookin' back at me.

You know you wanna feel the OgreLove, the big...strength of my club.

Come on now, why don't you come back over here and....yeah..do a little....spin around.

Yeah, let me take a good look at that Yuan-ti tail.

Mmmm yeah, that's it. That's how I like it.

Yeah now why don't you...come on over here, yeah slither up next to good 'ol Blung.

You know what it feels like, you been there before. Go tell all your friends that I said,

(Todrael)
Blung's back baby!

[Dezzex]

Hahahaha...

Lazzraxxuumezzallixxellmezzellixxissizzazzzmohazzzandmrizzalazzrazzi....!

[Zrax]

rofl, hillarious wobb

[Ragorn]

Awesome.

- Ragorn

[Cardolan]

You have entirely too much free time on your hands.

Great songs, tho.

--
Cardy

[Wobb]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cardolan:
<B>You have entirely too much free time on your hands.
</B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


What? A mudder with too much time on their hands? Noooooo....

hehe
Wobb