Wuva's thread on Pet Peeves brought some things to mind. A lot of people were bringing up driving peaves and such. Well I'd like to know is, what are some cool things you've done to get BACK at the people who 'peaved' you? Also, what bumper sticker saying best represents you? You can make it up, or just mention what ones you've always liked.
Cool feeling:
Getting stuck behind Yaya, who's doing 25 in a 35 where most do 50 cuz the signs are so old, and then blowing his doors off, eventhough it's a no passing zone, only to slow down in front of him and do a cool 20 mph. When he starts honking or tailgaiting, dropping it down another 5mph. Nothing beats the feeling of doing 5mph with your flashers on (so cops just think your car is having problems if they see this) only to irritate the jackass who refusses to PUSH THE PEDDLE ON THE RIGHT!
As for Bumper stickers, I've always liked:
"Support Higher Education! Send a cop to First Grade."
So just remember, maybe that jerk who's going real slow is doing it to piss off the guy/gal immediately behind them?
Cool Feelings and Bumper Stickers
Bumperstickers:
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
"I break for gnomes, elves, pixes, dragons, and other invisible creatures that only I can see"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup"
"All who wander are not lost"
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Elseenas of No House Worth Mentioning
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
"I break for gnomes, elves, pixes, dragons, and other invisible creatures that only I can see"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup"
"All who wander are not lost"
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Elseenas of No House Worth Mentioning
All I can say about driving is that my breaks work VERY well, and so does the gas...
Gonna work even better when I start dropping some money into it <evil cackle>
As for bumper stickers, I have one still on my car, that symbolizes everything I stand for:
"I got kicked out of the cub scouts for eating a brownie"
I used to have one on my dashboard that says "Get in, sit down, shut up and hold on!"
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Taegost L'Mirrahn - STUPER DRUID(tm)
Gonna work even better when I start dropping some money into it <evil cackle>
As for bumper stickers, I have one still on my car, that symbolizes everything I stand for:
"I got kicked out of the cub scouts for eating a brownie"
I used to have one on my dashboard that says "Get in, sit down, shut up and hold on!"
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Taegost L'Mirrahn - STUPER DRUID(tm)
I was a delinquent in my youth, so most of the things I did, I can't mention...
However, riding my motorcycle, I had someone flick their cigarette butt out landing in my lap. I managed to get it before it burned me (did burn a hole in my shirt), I rode up next to him, flicked it back in his face, kicked his car, and rode off.
As to bumper stickers, I've never been much for them, but I liked some of the ones mentioned above.
Toplack
However, riding my motorcycle, I had someone flick their cigarette butt out landing in my lap. I managed to get it before it burned me (did burn a hole in my shirt), I rode up next to him, flicked it back in his face, kicked his car, and rode off.
As to bumper stickers, I've never been much for them, but I liked some of the ones mentioned above.
Toplack
favorite T-Shirt :
Silly faggot .. dicks are for chicks
(sorry for profanity :P)
favorite bumper sticker .. (Ragorns is pretty funny too..)
My kid beat up your honor roll student
Favorite license plate .. i have two
MR Ducks
(if you are from the south you know what this means) .. bleh imay look for the joke cause its cute
and
FTN ASAP
all u ex-Navy peeps know what this means ....
Silly faggot .. dicks are for chicks
(sorry for profanity :P)
favorite bumper sticker .. (Ragorns is pretty funny too..)
My kid beat up your honor roll student
Favorite license plate .. i have two
MR Ducks
(if you are from the south you know what this means) .. bleh imay look for the joke cause its cute
and
FTN ASAP
all u ex-Navy peeps know what this means ....
Bumper stickers:
"Stop inbreeding, ban country music!"
"My other car looks worse!"
"Ass, Gas, or Grass! No one rides for free!"
"If you dont like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."
"Women are like tornadoes. They suck and blow in the beginning but in the end they always get the house!"
"Save a tree, grow hemp!"
"Pony keg on board"
"No officer I'm not drunk! I'm stoned!"
"This car brakes for pink fuzzy bunnies!"
"I am not swerving! Your car has an exhaust leak and you should seek medical attention immediately!"
"Shit happens!"
T-shirts:
PLEASE PARDON THE PROFANITY ON THIS SHIRT! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE FOUL LANGUAGE READ NO FURTHER! IF YOU FIND THE TOPIC OF RELIGION AND PROFANITY OFFENSIVE-DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER!!!
RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
Taoism: Shit Happenes
Hare Krishna: Shit happens RamaRama DingDing
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism:When shit happens,is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens."
7th day adventist: Shit happens on saturdays.
Protestantism:Shit wont happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witness:Knock, knock shit happens.
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Morman: Shit happens again & again & again.
Judaism:Why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
"Stop inbreeding, ban country music!"
"My other car looks worse!"
"Ass, Gas, or Grass! No one rides for free!"
"If you dont like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."
"Women are like tornadoes. They suck and blow in the beginning but in the end they always get the house!"
"Save a tree, grow hemp!"
"Pony keg on board"
"No officer I'm not drunk! I'm stoned!"
"This car brakes for pink fuzzy bunnies!"
"I am not swerving! Your car has an exhaust leak and you should seek medical attention immediately!"
"Shit happens!"
T-shirts:
PLEASE PARDON THE PROFANITY ON THIS SHIRT! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE FOUL LANGUAGE READ NO FURTHER! IF YOU FIND THE TOPIC OF RELIGION AND PROFANITY OFFENSIVE-DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER!!!
RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
Taoism: Shit Happenes
Hare Krishna: Shit happens RamaRama DingDing
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism:When shit happens,is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens."
7th day adventist: Shit happens on saturdays.
Protestantism:Shit wont happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witness:Knock, knock shit happens.
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Morman: Shit happens again & again & again.
Judaism:Why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
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I'm getting a brand-spankin' new bumper. That way I can put stickers or whatever on it (small children, banana smoothies, and even a 40 of Old English 800). "Why on earth are you getting a new bumper, Grungar? Simply to put stickers and other randomly assorted crap on it?" you might ask. Naw. My car got rocked hard. Some people don't know how or when to use their brakes. Others don't know that you shouldn't drive in reverse through a red light into an intersection. Fortunately for me, I do know how to do these things and many others. Is it just me, or don't you think that every other driver on the road should be at least as good a driver as you, if not better? Suppressing rant, suppressing rant... I didn't know a Toyota could fit underneath a Saturn. Evidently it can. But then the front accordions. Heh.
- Grungar "I love cyclobenzaprine. Yay muscle relaxants!" Forgefire
P.S. I'm happy to be alive. Adrenaline is great, you don't feel a thing. For the rest of the night and throughout the next day, Radiohead's "Airbag" was stuck in my head. In an interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe.
- Grungar "I love cyclobenzaprine. Yay muscle relaxants!" Forgefire
P.S. I'm happy to be alive. Adrenaline is great, you don't feel a thing. For the rest of the night and throughout the next day, Radiohead's "Airbag" was stuck in my head. In an interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe.
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