Most comical Personal Death

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Ruggak
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Most comical Personal Death

Postby Ruggak » Mon Feb 26, 2001 4:39 am

Mobs are a wonderful lot especially the ones with a damage shield on. Now this being my first time in hell I didn't realize you are suppose to remove your weapon when fighting a mob with a DS. I fought hard and bravely as my troll warrior beat and beat on that mob with my brand new ebony Longsword. I even got the killing BLOW unfourtunately so did his damage shield )
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Postby Alistra » Mon Feb 26, 2001 6:14 am

I was 21st level I think, running from the moonwell on EM to WD gates. I was running so fast that I saw Wrong Option about 10-15 times before I even realized I had been attacked. For some odd reason there was a Wraith or some such just sitting on the road waiting for some hapless victim to coming running along blindly... and it found me. Image I figured it was probably pretty high level (since it smited me in 2 hits) and was too scared to run back through to try and get my corpse.. so I asked the only two high levels I knew that were on, Nilan and Glorishan to help out. They both come running as I petition so that no other newbies would get smote (yes that's an actual word - I looked it up Image) and we find that it's not very hard to get rid of after all (can't remember, was either not there anymore or was killed with no effort). I felt pretty silly for dragging them all the way there for absolutely nothing. =) Not sure if it belongs here or on the stupidest death, but I sure learned my lesson about assuming I was safe from nasties just because certain areas were usually free of them.
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Postby Treladian » Mon Feb 26, 2001 6:49 am

< 647h/647H 170p/170P 113v/123V >
<> l
Gorth tells you 'you prolly get to sit there while warrors single file'
A Deep, Dark Tunnel
Room size: Mid-sized (L:50 ft W:5 ft H:10 ft)
Exits: -E -U
[5] A slender elven arrow arrow lies on the ground here.
[4] A broken arrow lies here, discarded.
A root about the size of your arm is here waving dangerously at you.
A root about the size of your arm is here waving dangerously at you.
A root thick as your arm stands here, fighting Touk.
Touk (Dwarf) stands, inches above the surface here, fighting a root thick as your arm.

< 647h/647H 170p/170P 113v/123V >
<>
A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H 170p/170P 114v/123V >
<>
A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H 170p/170P 114v/123V >
<> afire 3.root

Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.

< 647h/647H 170p/170P 114v/123V >
<> You take aim and begin frantically firing your slender elven longbow!
You fire a black-shafted elven arrow at a root thick as your arm. It flies wild and strikes the wall.
You fire a black-shafted elven arrow at a root thick as your arm, who grimaces in pain.
Your shot just skims a root thick as your arm's body, dammit!

< 647h/647H 170p/170P 114v/123V >
< T: Touk TC: small wounds E: root EC: few wounds>
You fire a black-shafted elven arrow at a root thick as your arm. It flies wild and strikes the wall.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk parries a root thick as your arm's lunge at him.
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.

< 647h/647H 170p/170P 115v/123V >
< T: Touk TC: small wounds E: root EC: few wounds>
You arch back in dire pain suddenly!

You feel your entire body spasming as your canines grow long and sharp, and black
hair sprouts out of your flesh, transforming you into a werewolf!

You are now a member of Qualith and Company.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/123V >
<> Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk dodges a root thick as your arm's attack.
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.
A root thick as your arm knocks Touk backwards several feet with a powerful kick.
shape me

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Something in the air prevents your magic.
aware

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> You wouldn't know where to begin.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> u
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk's longsword flares white hot, scarring a root thick as your arm
who screams in agony!
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm hard.
Touk blocks a root thick as your arm's attack with his shield!

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Try flapping your arms! (Couldn't hurt)

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Valeos group-says 'll'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> l
A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Valeos group-says 'er lol'
A Deep, Dark Tunnel
Room size: Mid-sized (L:50 ft W:5 ft H:10 ft)
Exits: -E -U
[7] A slender elven arrow arrow lies on the ground here.
[4] A broken arrow lies here, discarded.
A root about the size of your arm is here waving dangerously at you.
A root about the size of your arm is here waving dangerously at you.
A root thick as your arm stands here, fighting Touk.
Touk (Dwarf) stands, inches above the surface here, fighting a root thick as your arm.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk blocks a root thick as your arm's attack with his shield!
A root thick as your arm misses a kick at Touk's groin.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> gsay crap
Ok.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Varia group-says 'oh goodie. :P'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk dodges a root thick as your arm's attack.
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk group-says 'rofl'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk group-says 'who's that?'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk dodges a root thick as your arm's attack.
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> gsay Need someone to lev me
Ok.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.
A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Korus group-says 'jurd'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk blocks a root thick as your arm's attack with his shield!
Touk dodges a root thick as your arm's attack.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> gsay Trel
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk blocks a root thick as your arm's attack with his shield!
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.
Ok.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> l
A Deep, Dark Tunnel
Room size: Mid-sized (L:50 ft W:5 ft H:10 ft)
Exits: -E -U
[7] A slender elven arrow arrow lies on the ground here.
[4] A broken arrow lies here, discarded.
A root about the size of your arm is here waving dangerously at you.
A root about the size of your arm is here waving dangerously at you.
A root thick as your arm stands here, fighting Touk.
Touk (Dwarf) stands, inches above the surface here, fighting a root thick as your arm.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk blocks a root thick as your arm's attack with his shield!
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk's longsword flares white hot, scarring a root thick as your arm
who screams in agony!
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm very hard.
Touk parries a root thick as your arm's lunge at him.
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Valeos group-says 'dirs?'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> gsay Can't change back
Ok.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Jurdex group-says 'type shape me trel'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Qualith group-says 'rofl trel is a wolf'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk barely slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk blocks a root thick as your arm's attack with his shield!
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.
A root thick as your arm knocks Touk backwards several feet with a powerful kick.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.
Qualith group-says 'shapechange bag'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> gsay No magic room
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk parries a root thick as your arm's lunge at him.
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Ok.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> shape me
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk blocks a root thick as your arm's attack with his shield!
Touk dodges a root thick as your arm's attack.
Something in the air prevents your magic.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk says 'go up'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Dakn group-says 'heh! I got a potion!'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Varia group-says 'rofl'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Valeos group-says 'er hehe'
u

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Try flapping your arms! (Couldn't hurt)

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk dodges a root thick as your arm's attack.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> You scratch an itch. Hmmm.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Jurdex group-says 'thats magic?'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Korus group-says 'erf ur at the all down?'
gsay Don't have lev

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Ok.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm.
Touk's longsword flares white hot, scarring a root thick as your arm
who screams in agony!
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm hard.
Touk blocks a root thick as your arm's attack with his shield!
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk group-says 'stone out'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk group-says 'ya'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Dakn group-says 'I not change anymore'

< 647h/647H/0P 116v/107V >
<> Touk slashes a root thick as your arm hard.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm hard.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm very hard.
Touk blocks a root thick as your arm's attack with his shield!
A root thick as your arm hits Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> Touk slashes a root thick as your arm very hard.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm very hard.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm very hard.
Touk blocks a root thick as your arm's attack with his shield!
Touk dodges a root thick as your arm's attack.
A root thick as your arm misses a kick at Touk's groin.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> Varia group-says 'potion wont work either'

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> Korus group-says 'gotta clear room or trel dead'

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> Touk slashes a root thick as your arm very hard.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm extremely hard.
Touk slashes a root thick as your arm extremely hard.
A root thick as your arm hits Touk.
A root thick as your arm barely hits Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> aware
l
You wouldn't know where to begin.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> A Deep, Dark Tunnel
Room size: Mid-sized (L:50 ft W:5 ft H:10 ft)
Exits: -E -U
Blood is smeared all over the area.
[7] A slender elven arrow arrow lies on the ground here.
[4] A broken arrow lies here, discarded.
A root about the size of your arm is here waving dangerously at you.
A root about the size of your arm is here waving dangerously at you.
A root thick as your arm stands here, fighting Touk.
Touk (Dwarf) stands, inches above the surface here, fighting a root thick as your arm.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> You scratch an itch. Hmmm.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> Touk slashes a root thick as your arm extremely hard.
A root thick as your arm staggers from a fearsome slash from Touk!
Touk's lands a mighty slash on a root thick as your arm!
Touk parries a root thick as your arm's lunge at him.
A root thick as your arm hits Touk.
A root thick as your arm misses a kick at Touk's groin.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm glares at Touk.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> l e
A Deep, Dark Tunnel
Room size: Mid-sized (L:50 ft W:5 ft H:10 ft)
Exits: -E -W

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm gasps from Touk's awesome slash!
Touk enshrouds a root thick as your arm in a mist of blood with his deadly slash!
A root thick as your arm is nearly slain by the force of Touk's slash!
Touk blocks a root thick as your arm's attack with his shield!
Touk dodges a root thick as your arm's attack.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> l
A Deep, Dark Tunnel
Room size: Mid-sized (L:50 ft W:5 ft H:10 ft)
Exits: -E -U
Blood is smeared all over the area.
[7] A slender elven arrow arrow lies on the ground here.
[4] A broken arrow lies here, discarded.
A root about the size of your arm is here waving dangerously at you.
A root about the size of your arm is here waving dangerously at you.
A root thick as your arm stands here, fighting Touk.
Touk (Dwarf) stands, inches above the surface here, fighting a root thick as your arm.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> Varia group-says 'giev him a ring?'

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> Touk neatly beheads a root thick as your arm.
A root thick as your arm is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience.
collect
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of a root thick as your arm.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> Your not wearing a quiver to put anything into!

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> Touk drops flat to the ground.

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> Touk floats up.
You follow Touk.

Try flapping your arms! (Couldn't hurt)

< 647h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
<> A root thick as your arm hits you hard.

< 608h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: few scratches E: root EC: excellent> A root thick as your arm dodges your futile attack.
A root thick as your arm hits you hard.
A root thick as your arm hits you.

< 552h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: small wounds E: root EC: excellent> l
Touk group-says 'flee'
A Deep, Dark Tunnel
Room size: Mid-sized (L:50 ft W:5 ft H:10 ft)
Exits: -E -U
Corpse of a root thick as your arm is lying here.
Blood is smeared all over the area.
[7] A slender elven arrow arrow lies on the ground here.
[4] A broken arrow lies here, discarded.
A root about the size of your arm is here waving dangerously at you.
A root thick as your arm stands here, fighting YOU!

< 553h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: small wounds E: root EC: excellent> Qualith group-says 'wolves cant wear'

< 553h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: small wounds E: root EC: excellent> Touk group-says 'fast'
flee

< 553h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: small wounds E: root EC: excellent> Oof! It seems that a root thick as your arm is in your way.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

< 553h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: small wounds E: root EC: excellent> A root thick as your arm dodges your futile attack.
A root thick as your arm hits you hard.
A root thick as your arm hits you hard.
You're hit in the solar plexus. Wow, this is breathtaking!!

< 464h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: few wounds E: root EC: excellent> flee
Try flapping your arms! (Couldn't hurt)
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

< 465h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: few wounds E: root EC: excellent> flee
flee
Varia group-says 'or can you wear a ring as a wolfie? sulk'
Try flapping your arms! (Couldn't hurt)
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
flee

< 466h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: few wounds E: root EC: excellent> Try flapping your arms! (Couldn't hurt)
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

< 466h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: few wounds E: root EC: excellent> You barely hit a root thick as your arm.
A root thick as your arm hits you hard.
Oof! It seems that a root thick as your arm is in your way.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

< 431h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: few wounds E: root EC: few scratches> flee
flee
A root thick as your arm glares icily at you, you feel COLD to your bones.
Touk group-says 'retreat u'
Oof! It seems that a root thick as your arm is in your way.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

< 432h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: few wounds E: root EC: few scratches> Try flapping your arms! (Couldn't hurt)
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

< 432h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: few wounds E: root EC: few scratches> You barely hit a root thick as your arm.
A root thick as your arm hits you very hard.
A root thick as your arm hits you hard.

< 372h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: few wounds E: root EC: few scratches> Korus group-says 'he can't flee '

< 372h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: few wounds E: root EC: few scratches> retreat u
Try flapping your arms! (Couldn't hurt)
You can't retreat through that exit!

< 373h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: few wounds E: root EC: few scratches> You barely hit a root thick as your arm.
A root thick as your arm hits you very hard.
A root thick as your arm hits you very hard.
You're hit in the solar plexus. Wow, this is breathtaking!!

< 279h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: nasty wounds E: root EC: few scratches> gsay Can't, no lev
A root thick as your arm glares icily at you, you feel COLD to your bones.

< 280h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: nasty wounds E: root EC: few scratches> A root thick as your arm dodges your futile attack.
A root thick as your arm hits you extremely hard.
A root thick as your arm hits you very hard.
Ok.

< 212h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: nasty wounds E: root EC: few scratches> Touk group-says 'you dan't disengage?'

< 212h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: nasty wounds E: root EC: few scratches> disen
A root thick as your arm dodges your futile attack.
A root thick as your arm hits you extremely hard.
You stagger from a fearsome hit from a root thick as your arm!

< 145h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: pretty hurt E: root EC: few scratches> You are too busy fighting for your life to disengage!

< 145h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: pretty hurt E: root EC: few scratches> Touk group-says 'ah shiet'

< 145h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: pretty hurt E: root EC: few scratches> Qualith group-says 'consnt me'

< 146h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: pretty hurt E: root EC: few scratches> Korus group-says 'neope'

< 146h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: pretty hurt E: root EC: few scratches> A root thick as your arm dodges your futile attack.
You stagger from a fearsome hit from a root thick as your arm!
A root thick as your arm hits you hard.
A root thick as your arm misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now.

< 109h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: pretty hurt E: root EC: few scratches> A root thick as your arm glares icily at you, you feel COLD to your bones.

< 109h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: pretty hurt E: root EC: few scratches> A root thick as your arm dodges your futile attack.
A mighty hit from a root thick as your arm makes you contemplate a new career!
A root thick as your arm enshrouds you in a mist of blood with its deadly hit!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

< 44h/647H/0P 115v/107V >
< T: fierce TC: awful E: root EC: few scratches> A root thick as your arm dodges your futile attack.
A root thick as your arm half kills you with its mighty hit!
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A root thick as your arm smashes your throat, gasping and choking, you descend into darkness.
With a final blow, you feel yourself falling to the ground.
Your soul leaves your body in the cold sleep of death...
Use "shapechange me" to return to your normal form.
As the last of life leaves you, your body resumes its natural form.
You are now a member of Qualith and Company.
Autosaving...
Your vitality drains away.
gsay Vit Out.
The magical side of things is less visible.
You feel less dexterous.
You feel weaker.
gsay Man this weapon is heavy . . . (Strength Out).
You stop floating.

*** Welcome to Sojourn ***

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1) Enter the realms of Sojourn.
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3) Read the background story.
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Never did get rid of that lycanthropy by the time the mud closed . . .
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Postby Wargo » Mon Feb 26, 2001 7:15 am

This is got to be the funniest death I have ever seen. Lycanthropy kicking in in the middle of a root trip =) It's beautiful =)

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Postby Gormal » Mon Feb 26, 2001 9:07 am

Funniest death I hav ever witness was courtesy of Ragorn. 2 Days after he finally quested his whoreish windsong we're out doing wizzes....we have always been firm believers in the ranger tank...ragorn misses bash, i come in to heal him fast and with like one star left on heal he double procs his new toy and goes splat!
Took me all of like 5 seconds to post that up, as I had been waiting for him to proc himself to death ever since he got it:P

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Postby Thengil » Mon Feb 26, 2001 10:01 am

Hmm I remember one fairly amusing death I had. I had just logged on when I got a tell from a friend who said "come to fountain, I need a lay hands". Can't remember who it was but safe to say, Thengil the Nice Guy Paladin goes to fountain and finds his barb warrior friend with quite a few wounds. I lay hands and BAM! Welcome to Sojourn.

Next tell I get is "Oh I forgot... I went evil an hour ago, sorry". Silly me for not noticing the (Red Aura) thingy...

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Postby Ragorn » Mon Feb 26, 2001 1:10 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gormal:
<B>Funniest death I hav ever witness was courtesy of Ragorn. 2 Days after he finally quested his whoreish windsong we're out doing wizzes....we have always been firm believers in the ranger tank...ragorn misses bash, i come in to heal him fast and with like one star left on heal he double procs his new toy and goes splat!
Took me all of like 5 seconds to post that up, as I had been waiting for him to proc himself to death ever since he got it:P

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1) Never in my life did I tank wizzies.
2) Never in my life did anyone ever trust me to BASH wizzies.
3) I only Windsuicided once, yes on a wizzie, but not until a few months after getting Windsong.

Sorry gorm Image

Notable: I fumbled Windsong before I proc'd with it the first time.

My BEST death(s) were falling to my demise at least once in all 3 of my Seer Kings trips. Didn't matter when we spelled up, my fly ALWAYS ran out as we were over a very long vertical shaft.

- Ragorn


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Postby Alistra » Tue Feb 27, 2001 2:21 am

Trel, that has got to be the funniest thing I have ever read! Never seen anything like it... musta been frustrating, eh? Image
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Postby Gormal » Tue Feb 27, 2001 2:42 am

Ragorn-
Maybe I combined 2 incidents but I KNOW you tanked and bashed wizzies bi0tch. Cause I remember people whining about how we were all gonna die.
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Postby Treladian » Tue Feb 27, 2001 3:52 am

Yeah, it was definately frustrating as my brain started putting together bits of info. Like first realizing that my spells all poofed in the transformation. And that shapechanging was flagged as a spell-like ability. Unfortunately, Touk got killed a little bit later as well when the zone popped. We both borrowed gear from the other people and got our stuff back, but after that it was decided that it was enough for the night (we already had gone through Hell before trying roots).

Larem/Neralk had one better than me though. He actually wolfed at the top of the shaft I was at the bottom of, and fell to his death instead =p
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Postby Glaman » Tue Feb 27, 2001 3:17 pm

I think i have the best death....walked solo in padashaw in brass, cant remember his name. Rest of group was outside i tried to type l n for look north and instead i hit the enter in between....needless to say padashaw kicked my ass.

may have been the sultan, i dont remember, but it was funny as hell, i was like, welp, im dead. Bam!
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Postby therdan » Tue Feb 27, 2001 7:39 pm

Any trans of glaman to tiamat make this list!
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Postby Mamoru » Wed Feb 28, 2001 12:40 am

Got my lvl and bought power word kill, in my glee I wondered what it did and decided to test it on myself. I learned quick what it did, lost my lvl at the same time.

Ahhhhh, the good old days of bein young and dumb. I'd never do something like that again. *laugh, not*
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Postby Nerzul » Wed Feb 28, 2001 1:40 am

My personal favorite was in IC, at that werewolf dude, of course before he turns he is just a little old wizard, so I was like, hey, wonder how hard this guy is, bash, and he opened a world of hurt for me. The walk from ghore to IC was looooooooonggg!

Oh and yeah, when manscorpion zone was first in, I decided to be the first to find it, and oh boy was I, I walk into a room with a patrol of those bastards, OUCH!

I pissed off the terrasque once, hmmmm troll king killed me on occasion.

Fun stuff.
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Postby Corth » Wed Feb 28, 2001 3:53 am

My favorite dead of all time wasn't even one of my own. Sniff.

If I remember correctly, Vlorm killed himself on an elite or something when Cralya got res so that he could pop her cherry Image

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Postby Tilandal » Wed Feb 28, 2001 4:09 am

lol, I heard about the PWK incedent from a friend back in the days of Toril. It was so hilarious.
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Postby Momo » Wed Feb 28, 2001 6:17 pm

I got 2.
1..
I tried to unholy word myself in front of my guildhall (order of the wyrm). Unfortunately the guild golems weren't having it and killed me before I could get the spell off. Couple gods saw that and had to let the rest of the world know how dumb I was. Image

2..
I don't remember the zone. I just remember that it was one of the "newer" ones from sojourn days and to beat the main mob opened a sarcaphagus or something like that and it transed you into a room with 3 very mean mobs. Well when the zone first came in apparently those 3 guys were a lil harder than the mapper had realized. I was called in to help cr. All i really remember is living long enough to watch Kanthas die in about 2 hits and myself follow right along behind him. That and sitting at turning point and seeing something close to this:
Lloth whipsers 'Holy fuck, tiamat isn't even that hard.

Good times,
Momo, Dizlan, etc, etc, etc.
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Postby Eilorn » Wed Feb 28, 2001 11:54 pm

Shortly after I started playing Sojourn, I was a ranger on EM. A fellow I was grouped with would always say 'Hi Finn as we passed him in the Faerie Forest. Once he forgot the apostrophe, and was dead before the next prompt.

Eilorn.
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Postby Lithius » Thu Mar 01, 2001 5:33 am

It happend on Toril, I was around 42 Half Elf Ranger. I wanted to head out to EM to join a friend and was in a hurry so I asked for a well. Someone at TP said he would and that I should meet him there. After waiting for him a couple of mins, he casted a well, me being in a hurry just jumped in with out looking. I wasnt sure where I was so I moved to the east. Then BAM!! Got killed by a Troll Guard, I guess they din't like seeing rangers in there city heh. (The Well must have ben for the trolls sitting beside me heh) Thanks too some evils wich I dont know there names, where nice enough to drag it to safty and well it back to me.

I must say that was my freakiest death.

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Postby Tirus » Thu Mar 01, 2001 6:24 pm

MOMO!!!!!!!!

wow, that goes to back in the day before I got into wyrm as my conjie. Wow, I feel old:P Momo, you should have included the time the silver dragon (for old globe quest) killed you because you refused to flee while tanking because he's "not that hard"

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Postby Zoldren » Thu Mar 01, 2001 10:35 pm

hmmf to many to remember... will get back to ya Image
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Postby Vigis » Thu Mar 01, 2001 11:55 pm

You know, with midterms running, I can't remember if I ever posted this one on another thread, but here goes.

I was just about level 21 or 22, trying like crazy to get high enough level to get into Pride when I decided I'd take a couple of friends up to IC and get some exp. Grorn and Sarvis by name. Anyhow, Sarvis being the intelligent ranger he was (newbie) decided he'd explore cause he'd never been up north. Next thing I know, I see Sarvis come running through the room heading south. Right after that, here comes an Ice Bear charging into our mists. Yup, we all died somewhat quickly. The good news was that after it killed me it tracked Sarvis down and got him too Image
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Postby Lyt » Fri Mar 02, 2001 1:22 am

I once spent an hour at the fountain casting disintegrate on myself. Of course the spell sucks and it missed me every time. So I finally stripped nekkid to get rid of my save sv. spells, and after another 15 minutes I finally landed one, and disintegrated myself to death.

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Postby Mirlantharn » Fri Mar 02, 2001 12:56 pm

Let's see.... There's been quite a few, actually. I'll try to list them by Sojourn version.

S2: There was a bear in the Sylvan Glades which a group, of which I was the only stoner for, decided to take on. Spellup was fine, we started to attack, and our tank was a shapeshifting bear. Well, I glanced and noticed the bear did not have stoneskin, so I cast... ...onto the wrong bear, which proceeded to have it's way with us. Image

S2, test: Was just before the Jan. 1st wipe when I, and another fellow I knew, got a tell from a buddy of ours that he was going to suicide and wanted to go out in style. We grouped, decided to head out to Misty Woods since we'd not really been there without large groups. After attacking this one largish mob and it didn't kill our buddy, we decided that I (lvl 44) would portal to the fire plane and our buddy would jump in without protections. Fine, done, he's toast and logged. The other fellow started to wander while I was attempting to fully mem. When I had gotten 2 spells, I get a gsay "OUch! come help me!" and I stand and dimension door to the fellow. Only to find her flee as I got to her, and now am attempting to solo 3 lizardmen! I cast the remaining magic missile I had, and then flee, into a room with 3 more lizardmen! At this point, I'm in a panic and thinking: "I know we entered via the western side of the woods, and I remember that there's an entrance via Greycloak Hills to the east. I'm going to run for it!" So, I start to flee... ended up fleeing and running eastward and southward to a river, then back north, west some, back east and finally got into Greycloak. However, in walked a Yuan-ti Raider, fleeing again I encountered his buddy. Fleeing more, I went north and towards the ruins and luckily avoided them! Image Well, the lizardmen decided to follow, with the raiders, and I had to flee more, right into the room where the faerie dragon had loaded! Image Fleeing again, of course I ended up into the elven training guards. By this time, I'm down to around 10 hps, and flee out and run for the Bloodstone Knight. After one more encounter, I got to the knight and sat, with literally _1_ hp left! Image So, I rest up a little while meming, get myself back to WD, and over gsay I hear "come help me". Not exactly knowing the dirs to my buddy, I ask them and enter them into ZMud. Hit enter, and find myself _back_ in Misty Woods, and with a welcoming committee. Image

S2: Just after the Jan 1st pwipe, a bunch of us on the Evermeet Isle decided to take on Vokko. Well, being low level and just after a wipe, we didn't have anything spanky. So, with a group of about 8+ of us, we figured we'd attempt to ray Vokko so that he wouldn't be as much a threat to our tanks. After something like 2 _hours_ of this, I get a tell: "Help me, I've fallen into a pit and can't get out." While resting, I come to find out it's the pit that would be essentially north of the Kobold village though gotten to by a forgotten path. Told the person "just a moment, group is attempting to take out something, I'll be a little bit." Another unsuccessful run at Vokko. Drat, and now a good buddy of mine needs something cast at the Leuthilspar City Center... So I tell my group "I'll be right back, also have to ungroup until I get back". Went to CC to cast upon my buddy, ran myself to the pit and jumpped in. Explained what was going to happen to the newbie, grouped with him, got him up to the edge, blinked him out after a couple rounds of meming, got myself out the same way, and wondered if my group was doing alright or not. So, I bid the newbie a good day and safe travels while mentioning to avoid the western side of the trap also, and started running. Down to the Faerie Forest I ran, thru the entrance and its little tricksters, past Finn I went, up to Anna's I dashed, hit the e key on accident, and accidentally hit the west key thrice to attempt to get back to the group... Only to run right past them and into the room with Vokko. Splat. Oh well, so much for wondering how the group was doing.... Image

...and others, that I don't recall at the moment. However, very much enjoyed. Image
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Postby moritheil » Fri Mar 02, 2001 7:58 pm

Mir! *RAR* Greycloak and Vokko... haha.. I don't even think the iron body armor was worth getting because they downgraded it or something. The other stuff was nice for newbs though.

wow... lesse... I tried to do tower without vokers... that was uniformly dumb. Don't have much outside the classic newbie mistakes from back in the day: wandered into Stryfe at IC, wandered into Gwark, wandered into rare pop of red dragon ("hey! there isn't supposed to be a mob in this roo - Welcome to Toril.")

As a level 15 mercenary 2 boots back I was soloing on BGR... took some tracking mob that I realized I couldn't handle, fled zone with like 2 hps... on the way back, thankful for my narrow escape, the agro pack of level 4 wolves managed to actually hit me (against all odds!). I got mort and slowly died, all the while cursing at the idea that those things could actually kill me. Image

I got killed in the inn in WD when a salesman I hit earlier agro'd me and the receptiontist decided to side with him. Wow. Receptiontists rule.

I got killed by that big whatsitcalled in the tree on EM (all you grey elfies know what I'm talking about) ... I was scouting around Anna's cottage and I was like, hrm, everything here is quite low compared to me (like level 10 mobs), I'll just wander around (level 30)... Didn't bother to spellup or make a mental, walked in and the thing killed me in like 2 hits. Later discovered that it doesn't even di *doh* and invis would have prevented it. I think I had to call in Frensolith, Lithius and someone else to CR me before we realized it didn't di.

oh, the funniest yet: there's an old alchemy shop in the middle of nowhere (some of you oldschoolers recognized this name when this happened). Well I didn't realize it was a shop. Conned the mob and he didn't look bad at all; thought maybe he was a rare pop or something 'cause I'd never heard of him. Asked him some questions, nope, not a quest mob. Well, I decided I could solo him (for some unusual piece of eq on him) and ordered my mental to attack. WHAM! he transforms into some aaxotycl or something that cons as LAUGH, and while I think "uhoh" and type in flee, bashes me, kills mental in one hit, and kills me the next round. I called in a group to CR, and they were laughing so hard when I told them the mob name.

That's it for solo deaths... for now. Sometime I'll have to see if anyone remembers when the death of all my group overshadowed the tia run.

Moritheil "peaceful demonstrations are ok, fighting shopkeepers is not", Wandering Druid

PS- the transformation was pretty darn cool to watch though. Many multicolored lines. Wish I'd saved a log of it.
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Postby Verarb » Sat Mar 03, 2001 10:34 am

bwahahah! Xexos rocks your world!
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Postby Sarell » Sun Mar 04, 2001 7:23 am

Got stuck in vines, a passing conjie sent in a fire to help me out, fire got tangled and went agro, ran the conjie and myself to scorn, fire caught conjie on the way and we got split up, I got a gsay "too bad we cant rent in scorn" just as I went into the inn... so i logged back in went one down to tell them we could and gives dirs... sure enough splat...
I must say the time BS mage was in dead orc in at start of S2 when everyone was really little was fun. Was evil barb warrior at time doing lots and lots of dragging, and trying to stop people going when down when they log in....yeh right... hehe
And dragging vlax(necro) into WD about 3 hours after we were grouped and he was standing at TP and I was heading back from scorn was also probably pretty memorable for him.. Think he lost 41 which is always great for a necro hehe....
Oh yer...that wolf log is just great!
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Postby Guest » Mon Mar 05, 2001 8:45 pm

Mine were pre-Sojourn/Toril -- on Black Knight's Realm.

1) Lesson Learned: Never turn on brief in an area you don't know or on a mud that has death traps

I was level 21/21/15 and had a LOT of spanky nice eq and decided to wander around by myself. Found a river I'd never seen before and got on a raft. Forgot I had brief on. About six rooms later I was dead and lost all my eq.

I went over a waterfall.

2) Lesson Learned: do NOT ignore news entries that talk about mobs being changed :P

The elven king was a pain because he would flee all the time. Common strategy was to walk into his chamber and close all the doors before you attacked him. One day I logged in and no one was around to hang with, so I thought I would tray to solo him. I walked into his chamber, closed the doors and wacked him. He wacked ME. DEAD. Two hits. WTF? Took a huge group to get all my stuff back. They had just upgraded him that morn and I didn't bother to read the news. Doh me!
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Postby Waelos » Mon Mar 05, 2001 8:56 pm

hehehe! I think Xexos was one of my favorite mobs. I remember dying to him long ago. . . and then, about 3 months and 10 levels later I brought some high (hrm high 30's) people along and suggested we try him. Hey, they were 38th level, of course they could beat the demon thing . .. . laugh. NOPE! smite =) I ran away teehehe. What a crazy mob! Need more surprises like him, I say! *cackle*

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Postby Vlorm » Mon Mar 05, 2001 9:32 pm

I suicided myself at the gate actually Image
I was 50.95 and grinning, what the hell Image

MY Favorite deaths usually went something like this:

Corth tells you 'crap, died trying to twink the fireweed earring'
/consent Corth
The person you consented has just left the game.
/t corth dead again eh?
Corth tells you 's**t'
/consent Corth
The person you consented has just left the game.

so on, so forth, you get the idea Image

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Corth:
<B>My favorite dead of all time wasn't even one of my own. Sniff.

If I remember correctly, Vlorm killed himself on an elite or something when Cralya got res so that he could pop her cherry Image

Corth</B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Postby Corth » Tue Mar 06, 2001 12:10 am

feh Image

well at least it can be said that what I lacked in quality i made up for in quantity. Hrmm, thats not a good thing is it?

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Postby Jenera » Tue Mar 06, 2001 2:34 am

Considering that 1-2 years ago i was mudding at least 16 hours a day..many of those hours were spent twibbling at the fountain or wandering the map by myself
One day i was wandering SS, killing guards and stuff and falling asleep as it was 5 am already
I was standing at the north gate of SS when i accidently hit my incendiary cloud hotkey instead of n to go north and wellll...

hehe

its always fun to see how fast mages get splatted :P
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Postby Guest » Tue Mar 06, 2001 5:51 am

I would have to say my most amuzing and public death was on Black Nights realm, in the twilight hours of that mud before it died for good. Cython, Grimtooth, Wallflower and I (Arex) strode down into the newly added Dragonnia, charmed half a dozen babe dragons, walked them back to the surface into Midgaard, went to the most crowded sections of town, and attacked the baby dragons.

My death:
Goto fountain, saw a crowd.
(Hit baby)
You barely hit a baby dragon.
The baby dragon screams for help!
The green master assassin black dragon suddenly appears.
The master assassin dragon screams, ""Why?? Why would you attack a baby dragon!"
(a dozen mortals at the fountain gasp in astonishment, laugh, or attempt to flee)
The master assassin black dragon breaths acid!
Mortal U is dead. RIP.
Mortal V is dead. RIP.
Mortal X is dead. RIP.
Mortal Y is dead. RIP.
Mortal Z is dead. RIP.
Mortal Q flees to the east.
Mortal S flees to the south.
Mortal T quits the game.
Ouch that really did HURT!

(cackle)
You throw your head back and cackle with insane glee!
Pez has transferred you!
Pez says, "What the hell are you guys doing!?"
(After some backtalk)
You have been purged by Pez.

Welcome to Black Knights realm:

So you see everyone, even I have been deleted by Mystra once! (Then I married her) Cackle!

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Postby Gromsharulaz » Tue Mar 06, 2001 7:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Miax:
So you see everyone, even I have been deleted by Mystra once! (Then I married her) Cackle!</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Okay now that I've finished cleaning off my monitor and can breathe again...

I suppose I shall share my silliness, let's see there was the time I typo'd and ended up using holy word instead of unholy. (Words of caution, using uword and hword as alias's is not the best idea considering their proximity on a keyboard - neither I suppose is using one zmud file for both your evil and goodie cleric, heh)

Hrm plane shifting prime, and then not wording right away as I looked about wondering where I'd ended up. Apparently a little wandered corner of WD - not the best idea when you are a duergar.

Oh one more, wandering around one of the newer UD zones exploring, a critter walks in and backstabs me for a major chunk of my hp, I attempt to word and find out with a big oops that the zone is !word, so I flee like a madman getting more of said creatures aggro to me, by some miracle I managed to make it back to someplace I recognized. So I run the long way back and once I think I'm out of the zone sit down to mem my words back. I wasn't quite out of the zone apparently - daggers in the back while relaxing = dead Grom.

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Postby Guest » Tue Mar 06, 2001 10:45 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Miax:
So you see everyone, even I have been deleted by Mystra once! (Then I married her) Cackle!</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Once? You don't remember the time when you, Cython, and I were all gaming in the basement and I typed "pur miax" instead of "purr miax" and it PURGED you? That was way back when "purge" deleted characters :P

I was SO embarassed Image Tim was laughing SO hard!
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Postby azzixxenae » Tue Mar 06, 2001 2:37 pm

Now that was the best one!

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