This is probably the sweetest of all the sweet letters I hav

[muma]

From: "Evan Ezewski" <all_things_undone@hotmail.com>



To: lea_bowie@bowiewonderworld.com



Subject: A letter and a Poem.



Date: Tue, 09 Jul 2002 08:39:29 -0400





Dear Leah,

It is my sisncerest hope that this letter finds you with a smile on your

face. I woke up smiling. There is so much I have to do.

Scary to think that this might be my last day in Canada. Did I mention that

I only have a one way ticket... It doesn't bother me to think of what I
may
be leaving behind... I can't get past the thought of who I do it for.
That I
do it out of love... If I can't switch my shifts off on someone
else... fuck
em... I'm going anyway... You are all that matters.

As for the poem,

Just laying there,
watching love die.
Not moving there,
Far to weak to cry.

Broken as I am,
I get myself together.
I want to be with you,
now and till forever.

The first steps taken,
the journey still ahead.
I need no map or compass,
by my heart am I led.

I'll see you soon,
and hold you in my arms.
I'll keep you safe,
from the world and all it's harm.

- Evan Ezewski ^-^

I hope you like it...

I love you Leah... my dearest sweetest love...

beleive in me... beleive in love...

With all my love,

Evan Ezewski




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Leah A. W.

[Kuurg]

That two timing son of a bitch!

he sent ME the same letter.


Really though, sounds like that polish lothario digs your chili.

good for you, you crazy kids!

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·•Kuurg•·

[This message has been edited by Kuurg (edited 07-09-2002).]

[Jenera]

Hehe
I don't know whether to gag or smile for you two

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Jennie
@}--`--,---

[Galkar]

I'm smiling while gagging

Love is a wonderful thing!

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[Baikalisan]

i dunno, nobody loves me

where the hell are all my letters like that!

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Baikalisan Terrorforge- Valsharess Elg'Caress - Orbdrin D'oloth

[Snurgt]

Thats strange I got a similar letter last night:

From: "Evan Ezewski"

To: nekkid_snurgt@nekkidsnurgtworld.com

Subject: A letter and a Poem.

Date: Tue, 09 Jul 2002 08:39:29 -0400


Dear Snurgtipoo,

It is my sisncerest hope that this letter finds you with a smile on your snurgty

face. I woke up smiling. There is so much I have to do (like brush my teeth for once and buy some soap)

Scary to think that this might be my last day in this godforsaken backwoods so-called country Canada. Did I mention that

I only have a one way ticket on an airplane, aint got time to take a fast train... It doesn't bother me to think of what I
may
be leaving behind (outhouses, no interior plumbing, smoked squirrels)... I can't get past the thought of who I do it for.
That I
do it out of love... If I can't switch my shifts off on someone
else (I dont even know what this means)... fuck
em... I'm going anyway... You and your lawn are all that matters.

As for the poem,

Just laying there,
watching lawns grow.
Not moving there,
Far to weak to mow.

Broken as I am,
I get myself together.
I want to be with you,
and Gary Gnu.

The first steps taken,
make me some bacon.
I need no plate,
you are great.

I'll see you soon,
big baboon.
I'll keep you safe,
try not to chafe.

- Evan Ezewski ^-^

I hope you like it...

I love you LawnGnome... my dearest sweetest love...

beleive in me... beleive in love...
..and believe in spellcheck.

With all my love,

Evan Ezewski


I think he's putting one over on us Mooma!

[Ashiwi]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Malacar]

Ok, I laughed at that Snurgt... Thanks.

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Malacar - omg ymir!

[gogk]

ok first off good for you you two!.

second. that was a great response kuurg

third snurgt, you had me laughing for 10 minutes straight with that.

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Gogk, Everyone Picks On The Fat Kid

[Grungar]

Snurgt is my hero.

Saaaay Snurgty, are you at all interested in selling that fountain of yours?

- Grungar "Have I got a deal for you" Forgefire

[Galkar]

All Hail King of the Lawn!

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[Zoldren]

so much for personal letter....:0

[Iaiken Toransier]

OMG!!!

She asked if it was alright to show it to some people... I thought she meant like family... NOT the WHOLE BBS!!!

Jeebus!

Uh... would one of the moderators please remove this thread? OMG I am so embarassed...

But thanks for all your support guys...Snurgt... Your responses made me almost bust a gut.

*GROUPHUG*

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Iaiken Toransier,
Paladin of Torm

[Tanji Smanji]

pwned.

[Guest]

LOL, you thought you could read a woman's mind!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL


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Azuth God of Wizardry and Majiks

[Baikalisan]

Dont be embarassed! Its how ya feel

they are all just jealous so they feel the urge to mock you

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Baikalisan Terrorforge- Valsharess Elg'Caress - Orbdrin D'oloth

[Ambar]

I tell you what ... If I got this much love that was so heartfelt ... my special someone would get soooooooooooooooooooooooo much booty !!!!!!!!!



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Ambar -= Beloved Matron =- Crimson Coalition

[Malacar]

I'm just jealous cuz I ain't gettin any... And gnomes don't count, no.



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Malacar - omg ymir!

[rylan]

Baikalisan: Thats so true I think

[Zrax]

Awesome, chicks still give it up for the guy expressing feelings act.

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And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
We will flow a river forth unto Thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritu Sancti.

[muma]

Lol Snurgt, or should i say "Snurgtipoo"

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Leah A. W.

[moritheil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Iaiken Toransier:
<B>OMG!!!
Uh... would one of the moderators please remove this thread? OMG I am so embarassed...
</B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I guessed as much the instant I saw the first post.

0wn3d indeed.

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Touk says 'know you not I am Touk, slayer of stupid giants?'

[muma]

Thats strange I got a similar letter last night:

From: "Evan Ezewski"

To: nekkid_snurgt@nekkidsnurgtworld.com

Subject: A letter and a Poem.

Date: Tue, 09 Jul 2002 08:39:29 -0400


Dear Snurgtipoo,

It is my sisncerest hope that this letter finds you with a smile on your snurgty

face. I woke up smiling. There is so much I have to do (like brush my teeth for once and buy some soap)

Scary to think that this might be my last day in this godforsaken backwoods so-called country Canada. Did I mention that

I only have a one way ticket on an airplane, aint got time to take a fast train... It doesn't bother me to think of what I
may
be leaving behind (outhouses, no interior plumbing, smoked squirrels)... I can't get past the thought of who I do it for.
That I
do it out of love... If I can't switch my shifts off on someone
else (I dont even know what this means)... fuck
em... I'm going anyway... You and your lawn are all that matters.

As for the poem,

Just laying there,
watching lawns grow.
Not moving there,
Far to weak to mow.

Broken as I am,
I get myself together.
I want to be with you,
and Gary Gnu.

The first steps taken,
make me some bacon.
I need no plate,
you are great.

I'll see you soon,
big baboon.
I'll keep you safe,
try not to chafe.

- Evan Ezewski ^-^

I hope you like it...

I love you LawnGnome... my dearest sweetest love...

beleive in me... beleive in love...
..and believe in spellcheck.

With all my love,

Evan Ezewski


I think he's putting one over on us Mooma!

I just thought this was really funny and needed to be bumped.

[Llaaldara]

i dunno, nobody loves me

where the hell are all my letters like that!

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Baikalisan Terrorforge- Valsharess Elg'Caress - Orbdrin D'oloth

Don't feel bad Baik. I don't get emails like that either. The only people who send me emails are people who think I need a penis enlargement
*boggle*

-LL

[Iaiken Toransier]

*sigh*

Snurgt's letter was funny, but I would appreciate if you guys could let this post sink back down to page 12 where it hid out for the last 9 months... I don't need any reminders of my foolishness.

Thanks.

Though, I still wonder if I'm ever gonna meet anyone who's gonna make my face hurt from smiling the way it did when I was with that sweet silly girl... not much I can do about it anyway.

[thanuk]

*sigh*

Snurgt's letter was funny, but I would appreciate if you guys could let this post sink back down to page 12 where it hid out for the last 9 months... I don't need any reminders of my foolishness.

Thanks.

Though, I still wonder if I'm ever gonna meet anyone who's gonna make my face hurt from smiling the way it did when I was with that sweet silly girl... not much I can do about it anyway.

Your face doesn't hurt? That's weird, cuz its killing me.

OH! IM OVA HEA NOW!

9 out of 10 people who read this will not get that reference.

[moritheil]

*sigh*

Snurgt's letter was funny, but I would appreciate if you guys could let this post sink back down to page 12 where it hid out for the last 9 months... I don't need any reminders of my foolishness.

Thanks.

Though, I still wonder if I'm ever gonna meet anyone who's gonna make my face hurt from smiling the way it did when I was with that sweet silly girl... not much I can do about it anyway.

I can see that we're going to have to talk about this at some point . . . =P

[Drakkoth]

That letter was really sweet. Couldn't have asked for a better thread to come back to after 3 months than this. If I wasn't at work right now I'd masturbate.

I'm curious how it all worked out though. Is there an update thread somewhere?