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Post here for elf bashing!

Postby Malacar » Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:52 pm

Everyone seems to hate us elves... Bash away!

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Postby Yayaril » Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:13 pm

Don't mind if I do- I want all you haughty pointed eared freaks to die!

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Postby Malacar » Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:15 pm

Yeah elves suck! They're all mamma's boys/girls! Die elves die!

Is there such a thing as an anti-elf class? Like special enemy elves? Image

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Postby Tanji Smanji » Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:16 pm

Gnomes. roar
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Postby sok » Fri Aug 09, 2002 7:07 pm

elfs suck like hoovers



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Postby Ashiwi » Fri Aug 09, 2002 7:08 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yayaril:
<B>Don't mind if I do- I want all you haughty pointed eared freaks to die!

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That's really the best you could do? And here I was hoping for something special from the mighty wit of Yayaril... how the mighty have fallen.
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Postby Zen » Fri Aug 09, 2002 7:23 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ashiwi:
<B> That's really the best you could do? And here I was hoping for something special from the mighty wit of Yayaril... how the mighty have fallen.

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::Cough:: It wasn't that far to fall. ::cough::

-Zenriel has self control issues.


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Postby Ashiwi » Fri Aug 09, 2002 7:33 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Zen:
<B> ::Cough:: It wasn't that far to fall. ::cough::

-Zenriel has self control issues.
</B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

He was gonna call 911 and tell them his IQ had fallen and couldn't get up, but he couldn't remember the number.
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Postby Daz » Fri Aug 09, 2002 8:13 pm

elfs are often rangers. eos.

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Postby Yayaril » Fri Aug 09, 2002 9:04 pm

You all hold much more esteem for me than I ever figured. I think I've used up my best insults on elves ingame. Oh well, I'll be spending most of my time trying to think up new material- just you guys wait!

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Postby Vahok » Fri Aug 09, 2002 10:51 pm

Elves blow! I know this from personal experience...their women are sick of "smaller" elven men. Why you think there are so many half-elfs?

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Postby Aedwyn » Fri Aug 09, 2002 11:17 pm

rofl vahok
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Postby Guest » Fri Aug 09, 2002 11:33 pm

Every day I make it a point to load 1000 EM queens and type inroom assassinate %m (which would assassinate every mob in the room).

I also have managed to kill several lower elf gods too! Still working on Shevy and Erevan though. :P *nod me*

But the best thing of all is watching people buy elf head hacky sacks and elf ear necklaces from Ghore.

And now some prose about my hatred for elves! (purely RP)

Elves must all die
Their thousand year lives
Tree huggin' and prancing
Lazy and dancing
Pointy ear bastards!

I wanna break off all of their fingers
Especially from those damned Bladesingers
Rangers like to smell squirrel dung
Priests and Druids, I will have their tongue
Your mother was a dwarf.

/\/\alar

Enjoy :P

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Postby kiryan » Sat Aug 10, 2002 4:25 am

elves have small pipis. they require artificial insemniation to procrete and thats how we know they are abominations.

there is an inference to be made between elves and people that play elves. if you can't figure out go to the bathroom with a magnifying glass next time

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Postby kiryan » Sat Aug 10, 2002 4:25 am

well besides erevan and shevarash that is.

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Postby Colje » Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:19 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Vahok:
<B>Elves blow! I know this from personal experience...their women are sick of "smaller" elven men. Why you think there are so many half-elfs?

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ROFL ROFL vahok!!!
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Postby Gormal » Sat Aug 10, 2002 5:46 pm

elves choose wine over ale...nuff said.

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Postby Disoputlip » Sat Aug 10, 2002 6:53 pm

One elf, one arrow.... no wait, thats dwarfs.


Error elven ist.... crap, thats humans.


I'll get you santa helpers.

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Postby teflor the ranger » Sat Aug 10, 2002 8:08 pm

ELVES SUCK.

That's all.

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Postby Rellanor » Sun Aug 11, 2002 5:00 am

everytime I see that name I think of nonstick cookwear
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Postby thanuk » Sun Aug 11, 2002 10:53 am

What's the difference between loading a cart full of bricks and a cart full of elves?

drumroll

You can use a pitchfork on the elves!

DIE MALACAR


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