Post here for elf bashing!
Post here for elf bashing!
Everyone seems to hate us elves... Bash away!
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Malacar - omg ymir!
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Malacar - omg ymir!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yayaril:
<B>Don't mind if I do- I want all you haughty pointed eared freaks to die!
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That's really the best you could do? And here I was hoping for something special from the mighty wit of Yayaril... how the mighty have fallen.
<B>Don't mind if I do- I want all you haughty pointed eared freaks to die!
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That's really the best you could do? And here I was hoping for something special from the mighty wit of Yayaril... how the mighty have fallen.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ashiwi:
<B> That's really the best you could do? And here I was hoping for something special from the mighty wit of Yayaril... how the mighty have fallen.
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::Cough:: It wasn't that far to fall. ::cough::
-Zenriel has self control issues.
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The Lord of the Iron Wastes holds his hammer high in the air, shouting a torment... 'Weak fools!'
<B> That's really the best you could do? And here I was hoping for something special from the mighty wit of Yayaril... how the mighty have fallen.
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::Cough:: It wasn't that far to fall. ::cough::
-Zenriel has self control issues.
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The Lord of the Iron Wastes holds his hammer high in the air, shouting a torment... 'Weak fools!'
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Zen:
<B> ::Cough:: It wasn't that far to fall. ::cough::
-Zenriel has self control issues.
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He was gonna call 911 and tell them his IQ had fallen and couldn't get up, but he couldn't remember the number.
<B> ::Cough:: It wasn't that far to fall. ::cough::
-Zenriel has self control issues.
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He was gonna call 911 and tell them his IQ had fallen and couldn't get up, but he couldn't remember the number.
Every day I make it a point to load 1000 EM queens and type inroom assassinate %m (which would assassinate every mob in the room).
I also have managed to kill several lower elf gods too! Still working on Shevy and Erevan though. :P *nod me*
But the best thing of all is watching people buy elf head hacky sacks and elf ear necklaces from Ghore.
And now some prose about my hatred for elves! (purely RP)
Elves must all die
Their thousand year lives
Tree huggin' and prancing
Lazy and dancing
Pointy ear bastards!
I wanna break off all of their fingers
Especially from those damned Bladesingers
Rangers like to smell squirrel dung
Priests and Druids, I will have their tongue
Your mother was a dwarf.
/\/\alar
Enjoy :P
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I also have managed to kill several lower elf gods too! Still working on Shevy and Erevan though. :P *nod me*
But the best thing of all is watching people buy elf head hacky sacks and elf ear necklaces from Ghore.
And now some prose about my hatred for elves! (purely RP)
Elves must all die
Their thousand year lives
Tree huggin' and prancing
Lazy and dancing
Pointy ear bastards!
I wanna break off all of their fingers
Especially from those damned Bladesingers
Rangers like to smell squirrel dung
Priests and Druids, I will have their tongue
Your mother was a dwarf.
/\/\alar
Enjoy :P
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elves have small pipis. they require artificial insemniation to procrete and thats how we know they are abominations.
there is an inference to be made between elves and people that play elves. if you can't figure out go to the bathroom with a magnifying glass next time
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where ara you my rittle raabuuri
there is an inference to be made between elves and people that play elves. if you can't figure out go to the bathroom with a magnifying glass next time
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where ara you my rittle raabuuri
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Vahok:
<B>Elves blow! I know this from personal experience...their women are sick of "smaller" elven men. Why you think there are so many half-elfs?
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ROFL ROFL vahok!!!
<B>Elves blow! I know this from personal experience...their women are sick of "smaller" elven men. Why you think there are so many half-elfs?
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ROFL ROFL vahok!!!
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