what if.....

Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Mon May 13, 2002 1:33 pm

DK Archers had Bows....and assited

Mobs where agro in dk/ghore/fang like in hyssk?

ultras could do an umber long quest for some dam sunglasses? :P

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kiryan · Postby **kiryan** » Mon May 13, 2002 1:46 pm

pink got too much sun.

Turxx · Postby **Turxx** » Mon May 13, 2002 4:19 pm

iv oftenthought archers should asist, butdk is for lowbie exp, lets not make it too hard newbies give up

Dezzex · Postby **Dezzex** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:08 pm

what if..

...the Underdark was doubled in size and access to the surface world was heavily restricted...

...the trapdoor from Gloomhaven to CC could actually be opened

...evils had enough people to zone 24/7

...Waterdeep officials sent badass bounty hunters after those evil-wannabe justice breakers

...Brass was ansi-fied and had a full effreeti-populated city

...there was a lag moving through water rooms with inadequate swimming proficiency

...there was no rampager for the manscorp king fight

phew, some of those are truly scary!

Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:11 pm

Dezzex has got it! everyone else add in your what if's

Ashiwi · Postby **Ashiwi** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:34 pm

What if...

... the quests that are broken were fixed.

... the quest staff led us through fun RP sessions on a regular basis. ::drool::

... somebody actually explored EVERY ROOM of UM and UM2 and figured out all the puzzles... and they worked.

... Marilith didn't track to the inn in GN and wait for whatever poor schmuck logged in next.

... justice didn't assist the Marilith.

... justice didn't assist the aggro rats that wander out, either.

... mindblank was found.

... long lost rareloads suddenly popped up.

moritheil · Postby **moritheil** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:53 pm

If brass was a full city, like say WD,

EVERY GROUP would experience MoriBrass!

And from what I've seen, the scorp king would be truly fugly without the reptile.

What if tiamat was made to 100%MR again?

What if people weren't so hardcore about zoning? Would there still be so many downgrades? Would zones still be hella demanding? Would people have more "lives"?

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Treladian · Postby **Treladian** » Mon May 13, 2002 11:59 pm

Archers assisting with bows would be counterproductive. Assist is a melee command only, there's not equivalent for ranged. Still, better that they try to pound you with bows instead of just sit back and scream "to battle with one of us, is to battle us all!" without actually doing anything sometimes.

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muma · Postby **muma** » Tue May 14, 2002 12:02 am

What if:

People could fly over gates.

hunger/thirst was removed.

you got exp from training in guild

100ft by 100ft squirrels were removed.

you could get an exp bonus for finishing a quest.

sojourn was made for both hardcore and softcore gamers.

the underground had more places to exp for lower levels. DK can get boring.

people could craft armour (this would cost a lot of money of course)

that's all folks.

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Kolma2 · Postby **Kolma2** » Wed May 15, 2002 4:05 am

Wat if:

..dere was a working casino..
..Olympic games for evils..eg.dwarf throwing contest, elf hunting,Fear factor (last person to come out alive in mega aggro zonelet,wins) Plat to enter..prize: jackpot or recognition
..low-lifes in hometown (thugs,cutthroat,thiefs) become aggro to u when u hurt..cuz they take advantage of the weak and hurt..so stay away from the dark alleys!

Rausrh · Postby **Rausrh** » Wed May 15, 2002 7:14 pm

What if:
I had an orange?

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Rausrh licks you.

Blung · Postby **Blung** » Wed May 15, 2002 7:50 pm

What if ...

...Zoldren is purple?
...Rausrh kiss you.
...CC stand for Chic Corporation?

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Rausrh · Postby **Rausrh** » Wed May 15, 2002 8:56 pm

That's disgusting! We'll have none of that filthy talk on this BBS Blung!
What kind of morals do you think I have that I would go around kissing anyone I find? You do know that humans and dwarves read this BBS too right? I supposed you didn't think that I'd have to go around kissing them too did you?? YUCK!

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Grungar · Postby **Grungar** » Wed May 15, 2002 9:17 pm

Yeah, last time Rausrh kissed me, he was in the hospital for three months.

I think he learned his lesson.

- Grungar "Pucker Up" Forgefire

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Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Wed May 15, 2002 9:39 pm

Treladian, If they assited, they wouldn't melee you they would just shoot you, then when you fleed, shoot you in the next room and around the corner :P
stop bashing and post your what if's!

Tasan · Postby **Tasan** » Wed May 15, 2002 9:49 pm

... Yasmine had a proc on death that would take back the item, and crumble it...
... Vault Rhemos tracked ...
... Death Knights in Crypts didn't track ...
... Twyl was actually a shapeshifter and was granted the powers of such ...
... Tiamat had time stop, and used it effectively ...

Duck.

Twyl

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Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Wed May 15, 2002 9:54 pm

if there was actualy logic to determin where/who/what starts quest for spells......

*cough*

Mishre · Postby **Mishre** » Thu May 16, 2002 12:10 am

What If...

I wasn't such a bastard?
I wasn't such an idiot?
I had Ub3r L33tz SP4NKY stuff?
I could lead all the zones?
U didn't hate me?
U ate more vegetables?
U brush your teeth before you kiss me in the morning?
I wasn't crazy?

.... what if?

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Maxler · Postby **Maxler** » Thu May 16, 2002 4:55 am

WHAP mishri
WHAP muma
WHAP muma agian
make armor sheesh

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Mishre · Postby **Mishre** » Thu May 16, 2002 4:59 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Maxler:
WHAP mishri
WHAP muma
WHAP muma agian
make armor sheesh
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah right, like someone who just regestered today and made their first post is supposed to know what they are talking about! :P

what if
I could eat people, im hungry, there is a corpse, ill eat it. maybe even make the corpse (nod me)

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Mishri }-Sentinel-{ Shades of Twilight

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Grungar · Postby **Grungar** » Thu May 16, 2002 5:18 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mishre:
 what if I could eat people, im hungry, there is a corpse, ill eat it. maybe even make the corpse (nod me)

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I actually tried that the first time I played Toril way back when. I kept seeing this "You are hungry." thing on my screen, and being a conjie, I couldn't mem with an empty tummy, so I tried eating the corpses of the dogs that I'd kill. Didn't work. I also spent a lot of time unconscious, back when the guards would knock you out for fighting in town, so since all you could do while unconscious was read help and commands, I saw 'cannibalize' on the commands list. So next time I regained consciousness, I tried to cannibalize the dog corpse. Much to my dismay, it didn't work.

What if...

I actually had more time to mud and could get past the 27th level? I think I've been level 27 for a few months now.

- Grungar "You give me that funny feeling in my tummy" Forgefire

Zellin · Postby **Zellin** » Thu May 16, 2002 6:32 am

...you could quest your guildmaster to determine the starting point for spells quests?

Karikhan · Postby **Karikhan** » Thu May 16, 2002 9:39 am

AMEN! I have always wondered why guildmasters didnt start quests

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Gort · Postby **Gort** » Thu May 16, 2002 1:41 pm

What if...

People quit flaming

People concentrated on making constructive suggestions

People focussed on the good points of the game rather than the bad or what it was lacking

I ever actually got to 50... feh, it'll happen... someday.

Toplack Frostbear

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Nazruth · Postby **Nazruth** » Thu May 16, 2002 11:29 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ashiwi:
What if...
... justice didn't assist the aggro rats that wander out, either.
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There's nothing quite like this to break the illusion of the game world: you wander around and get beaten to death by a bunch to thug guards because a rat tried to bite you.

Way to go.

Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Fri May 17, 2002 1:29 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Gort:
What if...

People quit flaming

People concentrated on making constructive suggestions

People focussed on the good points of the game rather than the bad or what it was lacking

I ever actually got to 50... feh, it'll happen... someday.

Toplack Frostbear

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

what if...this was an attempt at a flame

muma · Postby **muma** » Fri May 17, 2002 2:15 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mishre:
 yeah right, like someone who just regestered today and made their first post is supposed to know what they are talking about! :P
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Maxler has been playing for 8 years :-P that is his alt, i can't remember his evil char. name.

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sok · Postby **sok** » Fri May 17, 2002 2:26 am

What if...

white was black
and
black was white

goodies were evil
and
evil were goodies

no eq restriction

ogre can dual wield proc'ing 2h weapons

squids can suck pp as well as head

sok

Turxx · Postby **Turxx** » Fri May 17, 2002 9:24 am

whut if you could kill bankers and loot vault!

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Bopple · Postby **Bopple** » Fri May 17, 2002 1:13 pm

What if i hacked Miax and Shevy's id

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sok · Postby **sok** » Fri May 17, 2002 5:50 pm

what if...

i can get god word kill

moritheil · Postby **moritheil** » Fri May 17, 2002 6:10 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by muma:
 Maxler has been playing for 8 years :-P that is his alt, i can't remember his evil char. name.

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He's teasing him for having a goodie.

What if Imix could be done in < 1 hr?

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Mishre · Postby **Mishre** » Fri May 17, 2002 6:29 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by muma:
 Maxler has been playing for 8 years :-P that is his alt, i can't remember his evil char. name.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hehe he is the moderator of this channel :P

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Mishri }-Sentinel-{ Shades of Twilight

Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:11 pm

Pinky was someone in RL!
Pinky was nice

sok · Postby **sok** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 11:24 pm

Pinky had a Brain.

Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 4:02 pm

people who went barefoot actualy wore Sok's

Valke · Postby **Valke** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 4:25 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Gort:
What if...

People quit flaming

People concentrated on making constructive suggestions

People focussed on the good points of the game rather than the bad or what it was lacking

I ever actually got to 50... feh, it'll happen... someday.

Toplack Frostbear

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

There wouldnt be as many post to look at!

What if the Tarrasque was a global tracker.

What if Grp let him out?

What if the inteligent Drow made sunglasses?

What if l33ts were more patient with noobs?

What if Descent EQ quest were more time consuming instead of life consuming!?

What if Anti-Paladins were truly evil, after all Grp worships an evil god and has morals.

What if Drow could quest for betterness like that of a lich, and if the quest was failed they turned into Driders! Permanantly!

What if time was all I had!

What if what if what if?

Grp...wields a butter knife

Galkar · Postby **Galkar** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 4:37 pm

Pinky is the name of my dog..... hmmmmmmmmm.

What if I ever made it to 50.

What if I had time to make it to 50.

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Kallinar · Postby **Kallinar** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 7:07 pm

DISCLAIMER: The following is not inteded to be a personal attack on any persons or their characters. It is of a humorous nature and should be viewed as such. Now with that said...

What if Eza actually spent more time with me than the mud?

What if Alvathair came to the states and stole her away from me?

What if Zusuk really sukked?

What if Half-Elf rangers ate squid heads for lunch with a nice honey-mustard sauce and a bottle of spring water?

What if Ambar lost her bosoms? Would she have to petition for a name change?

What if Corth and Dornax made up, fell in love, and became life mates?

What if someone beat me over the head? Would i gain more sense?

What if I were to shut up now?

Kallinar sends you sprawling with a powerful MOO!

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Karikhan · Postby **Karikhan** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 7:35 pm

What if I had kept the name Shalia instead of Ambar :P

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Gort · Postby **Gort** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 12:02 am

ROFLMAO Kallinar!

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Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 1:43 pm

everyone was happy with the game...

everyone loved reading the news....

the news mad sense *duck* ... :P

Zoldren
There was pink added somewhere to the game go forth and find it....

Turxx · Postby **Turxx** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 4:14 pm

whut if Miplit got mad when you killed his parrot?

Grungar · Postby **Grungar** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 4:15 pm

What if I could find my brain?

The world would be in lots and lots of trouble. I'd go around inventing all sorts of cool stuff... Like the Fish scented Glade Plug-In! Yeah!

- Grungar "Meh" Forgefire

Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 12:21 am

Scratch N' Sniff Tv !!!!
Scratch N' Sniff Monitors!!!

Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 12:23 am

if...

Pinky == Twinky == New catch phrase == Eat me? :P

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Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 9:01 pm

if ...mages could have ac and hp!!

if ... mages could actualy get good @ using their weapons (can actualy see my char stabbing himself because of his low % in 1h piercing)

Guest · Postby **Guest** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 1:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Tasan:
Tiamat had time stop, and used it effectively ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Scary that you would mention that.

Azenilsee · Postby **Azenilsee** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 2:44 am

Uh-oh.

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Aedwyn · Postby **Aedwyn** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 5:01 pm

Whew..shouldn't have brought that up...

What if..

Paladins suddenly disappeared off the face of the Mud
Bards could only play one instrument: the jaw harp.
Neutrals could stay neutral.
Gods could tog OOC.
BS didn't cause the mob to switch Targs.
We didn't make stupid lists like these.
We weren't all muddicts...

-Aedwyn Tindomerel "One can only dream..."

what if.....

what if.....

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