Quotable Quotes

[Ionari]

How about starting YAQT Yet Another Quote Thread.

This time, let's post the most memorable/hilarious/regrettable quotes you have ever heard on the mud!

Io

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Io

[Daz]

I'm not allowed to post the good ones . . . they are all vulgar

[Kifle]

I have some of them on my tag line here, others I just didnt copy down.

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Fotex group-says 'Behold! penis!'

Dartan tells you 'i own so hard sometimes it makes me want to cry'

Nitupopple group-says 'esrel get glorishan off'

[Gromikazer]

Ssissiv group-says 'you see how he came outta his room and exploded my head :P'


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Gromikazer Terrorforge -Veldruk- Orbdrin D'oloth

[Dizzin]

My Personal favorite so far:

Dezzex tells you 'i like penis'

Poor guy.

-Tre'Verien

[Chandigar2]

Pril tells you, 'Don't you hate it when your hand wants to cuddle after sex?'

*cough* *halo*

[This message has been edited by Chandigar2 (edited 10-30-2002).]

[Gerad]

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Auril tells you 'Yes, we're plotting the destruction of all that is holy - and unholy, too. Just to be thorough.'

[Xisiqomelir]

Donuktanam group-says 'i no more splele'
Gakod has left the group.


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"I know you like to believe fairy tales about how rude and unfair evils are, but keep them on your side of Baldur's Gate."

[Gyrx]

Zipalodok tells you 'had her confused like a blonde trying to problem solve :P'

Lazzraxxuum group-projects 'baldo could run in no prob'
Baldorak group-says 'why you always volunteering me'

Yssilk group-says 'hope you're draggable with 108 str'
Zusuk group-says 'yep, me too'
Zusuk group-says 'you want consent/'
You group-say 'no dingleberry, he wants to die trying to drag you w/o consent '
Dezzex group-says 'rofl'
Dezzex group-says 'sometimes gyrx is too cool'

and so, so many more

[moritheil]

These posts spring up like weeds... how bout we give them their own forum?

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Kiaransalee responds to your petition with 'look on the bright side, I just saved you some corpses. We all know you would have gotten spanked'

[Reyel]

My mother, Captain of the Obvious, once came up with this classic observation...

"Out of the frying pan and into the skillet."

Thanks Mom.


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-The Price of Knowing the Truth is Knowing the Truth. *JAP

[Musi]

Another classic from Reyel's mom (my mother in law) was while we were playing Trivial Pursuit a couple weeks ago.

Question: From the top of Lookout Mountain in Tennessee, how many states can you see?

Answer: 7... to which my mother in law says can you name them James (hubby ) and he said no. She suggested California, which my father in law turned almost purple with laughter (like James and I) and said "You could see a LOT more than just seven states if you can see California from Tennessee!"


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Musi "your happy little resser"