Words of Wisdom

Aedwyn · Postby **Aedwyn** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 4:13 am

Aldavien: "If thou are about to depart thou will get a zone invite"

Aldavien: "If you are zoning and you have less then an hour till you have to leave you WILL spank"

Aldavien: "if you have a big order at a fast food resteraunt and you don't check it then you will be short food"

Aldavien: "pfg is required for smoke plane...however this does not mean cast protection from good on yourself"

Do YOU have any words of wisdom?

Silsaterur · Postby **Silsaterur** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 4:18 am

Some guy: Don't eat yellow snow.

Me: Save water, shower with a freind.

Air Canada Saftey Notice: Burning clouds with your laser vision may be fun, but doing so will crack the window. (Or at least that is what I gathered from the pictures on the plane.)

My roomie: A sucker is born every minute, and if you're lucky, two.

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Adilmir tells you 'are you a Mumavore?'

Aldavien · Postby **Aldavien** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 4:34 am

"a word for the wise is sufficient...(insert your favorite cleric's name here) utters a single word and disappears"

"its always the little things that get you killed....Dscales out!"

-Aldavien Altreel

Todrael · Postby **Todrael** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 5:12 am

"1) I will acknowledge that people, all people, have common sense, even if it does not appear to me that they are exercising it.
2) I will do my best to believe that everyone is doing what they sincerely believe is right by themselves, the MUD, and the other players.
3) I will remember that inanimate objects have feelings too, especially when the inanimate object is a computer screen that represents people from all around the world.
4) I will accept that not everyone has the same objective when the log into this MUD, and I will do my best to accomodate their concept of 'fun'.
5) I will take time to pause and think and act, rather than feel and react.
6) I will try to be sensitive to other viewpoints, other cultures, other ethical systems as presented by the other players on this MUD.
7) I will continually remind myself that what goes on ICly is IC and no reflection of OOC sentiment.
8) I will control my anger, not let it control me.
9) I will think of the entire MUD and the other players and not just myself with each action and suggestion.
10) I will have fun AND have fun helping others have fun."

Don't credit me, I stole it from someone else.

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-Todrael Azz'miala, Ravager

combatmedic · Postby **combatmedic** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 6:22 am

hrmm ok

1. Most important: Don't sweat the small shit.
2. Chances are, if two parts need to be together to work, they can't be shipped together.
3. No plan ever survives first contact, intact.
4. If it can go wrong, it will
5. Hope for the best in people, but expect the worse.
6. It takes many actions to gain trust, but only one to lose it.
7. Incoming fire has the right of way.
8. When in doubt, nuke it.
9. Sometimes the best defense is a good offense...and vice versa.
10. It takes a big man to cry... It takes a bigger man to laugh at the one crying.

More to come =P

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"If it ain't broke, fix it until it is"

Dalen the super paly.
Aram the novice paly.

gordex · Postby **gordex** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 7:54 am

There are only 2 things you ever need to fix anything. If you need to put something together, use duct tape. If you need to take it appart, use WD-40.

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Gordex - Gordex Travel Agency

thanuk · Postby **thanuk** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 3:38 pm

Good from afar is far from good

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Thanuk Pantherclaw

Guest · Postby **Guest** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 5:14 pm

"I don't say a thing without first talking to my attourney."

...

"I represent myself."

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Laduguer - Exile - Sojourn Administrator

moritheil · Postby **moritheil** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 7:03 pm

You tell Senen 'want to be smote? consent'

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Kiaransalee responds to your petition with 'look on the bright side, I just saved you some corpses. We all know you would have gotten spanked'

moritheil · Postby **moritheil** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 7:51 pm

btw... I fully vouch for aldavien's spank related statements.

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Kiaransalee responds to your petition with 'look on the bright side, I just saved you some corpses. We all know you would have gotten spanked'

Postby **Shar** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 8:32 pm

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can hurt for life.

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Shar

Kiaransalee : (51) [ mmm... fatty leftover pork ]

sok · Postby **sok** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:04 pm

when in doubt recall.

when in doubt it a male mudder.

tank will alway die when they are * away from a fheal.

Tanji Smanji · Postby **Tanji Smanji** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:13 pm

Keep your friends close, keep your enemies dead.

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How to go from Waelos to Weylarii.

Weylarii group-says 'oh shit! my penis is stuck in the toaster. afk'

Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 12:10 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Tanji Smanji:
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies dead.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

those who have bad BO and keep their friends close seem to have more enemys

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MoM-D

Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 12:11 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Shar:
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can hurt for life.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me? :P

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MoM-D

Gerad · Postby **Gerad** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 12:18 am

I actually started a list of these awhile back

1)ALWAYS look into a portal of any kind before entering.
2)Death=Good
3)Its not exp if you die
4)Half the group will always bid the item you really want
5)Mistweave is expendable
6)Shijin always loads when YOU arent on

3nj0y!

Gerad

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Auril tells you 'Yes, we're plotting the destruction of all that is holy - and unholy, too. Just to be thorough.'

Arilin Nydelahar · Postby **Arilin Nydelahar** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 2:03 am

Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.

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-Arilin Nydelahar
...Knowledge is power, and knowledge of life and death brings power over all beings, living and unliving.

Ambar · Postby **Ambar** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:19 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Zoldren:
 sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me? :P

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ambar -= Beloved Matron =- Crimson Coalition

Ambar · Postby **Ambar** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:20 am

the pfg on self also seems to apply to FLY

*stare*

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Ambar -= Beloved Matron =- Crimson Coalition

thanuk · Postby **thanuk** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 3:05 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Arilin Nydelahar:
Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=573&e=1&cid=573&u=/nm/20021206/od_nm/odd_beer_dc

He aint kiddin folks!
Beware the redneck of dooooooooooooooooom.

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Thanuk Pantherclaw

Arilin Nydelahar · Postby **Arilin Nydelahar** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 3:18 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by thanuk:
 He aint kiddin folks!
Beware the redneck of dooooooooooooooooom.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Die.

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-Arilin Nydelahar
...Knowledge is power, and knowledge of life and death brings power over all beings, living and unliving.

Dirjornso · Postby **Dirjornso** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 3:36 pm

eat me beat me make me bleed violent sex is what I need

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