Hu's on First

[Todrael]

This week, Hu Jintao was named the new head of the Communist Party in China. Which prompted playwright Jim Sherman to write the following:

HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of
the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought
he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the
new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of
the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me
the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get
on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls,
too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the
Middle East?

------------------
-Todrael Azz'miala, Ravager

[Musi]

ROFLMAO!!


------------------
Musi "your happy little resser"

[Ashiwi]

ROFL!!!

I took that into the senior accountant in the office and gave it to him with the line "I know you're a Republican, and party affiliations prevent you from having a sense of humor, but I thought you might enjoy this."

[Daz]

classic.

[Eza]

hahhahha!

------------------
- Booty Assasin -

[Kasula]

OMG too funny!!

[Gurns]

My only problem with the post is that now "those gods" will do this routine on OOC, rather than the original. Wait, this one's shorter, np!

[Fenroria]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gurns:
<B>

My only problem with the post is that now "those gods" will do this routine on OOC, rather than the original. Wait, this one's shorter, np!</B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...

Hoar


------------------
Kiaransalee : (51) [ Hoar had a good idea! ]

Shevarash : (51) [ believe that when I see it ;) ]

[thanuk]

bumping due to severe hilarity.


------------------
Thanuk Pantherclaw

[sok]

bump

[muma]

lol

------------------
Leah A. W.

[sok]

.