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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jalahon:
have u seen my baseball?</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Pattern: Jalahon studies the tome, as purple flames dance in his eyes.
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say Jalahon, those flames are %word( @colourlist, %random( 1, %numwords( @colourlist)))!
Hey Jal. Let's dance soon, eh?
Eli
have u seen my baseball?</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Pattern: Jalahon studies the tome, as purple flames dance in his eyes.
Value: snicker
say Jalahon, those flames are %word( @colourlist, %random( 1, %numwords( @colourlist)))!
Hey Jal. Let's dance soon, eh?
Eli
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- Sojourner
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317!
-This fog is getting thicker!
-And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!
-Surely you can't be serious.
-I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
-You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
-A hospital? What is it?
-It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
-Nikelon/Dizhes
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Nobody's perfect.
I'm nobody.
-This fog is getting thicker!
-And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!
-Surely you can't be serious.
-I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
-You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
-A hospital? What is it?
-It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
-Nikelon/Dizhes
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Nobody's perfect.
I'm nobody.
318!
-Igor, bring in the bags.
-Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
-What knockers!
-Oh, thank you doctor!
-Hallo! Vould you like a roll in ze hay? It's fun!
-Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!
This is the all-time fuinniest movie!!!
-Nikelon/Dizhes
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Nobody's perfect.
I'm nobody.
-Igor, bring in the bags.
-Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
-What knockers!
-Oh, thank you doctor!
-Hallo! Vould you like a roll in ze hay? It's fun!
-Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!
This is the all-time fuinniest movie!!!
-Nikelon/Dizhes
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Nobody's perfect.
I'm nobody.
I got a poseable action figure of spawn from a coworker today, to add to the colelction of toys and stuff on my monitor at work. he is currently duking it out with an old Spock, non-poseable figurine, hand raised in the vulcan salute. Rogue is on the sidelines cheering them on, to the victor go the spoils!!
YAWP!!!
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Those who desire to give up Freedom in order to gain Security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.
YAWP!!!
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Those who desire to give up Freedom in order to gain Security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.
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In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.
Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.
In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.
Today, it's the size of his minivan.
In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.
Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.
In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived.
Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the
video camera.
In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.
Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle.
In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business.
Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach
them how to work the computer and set the VCR.
In 1900, fathers pined for old country Romania, Italy, or Russia.
Today, fathers pine for old country Hank Williams.
In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.
If he tries that today, he gets sent outside after a lecture on lip cancer.
In 1900, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school."
Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for hockey practice."
In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.
Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at adult-Ed, Pizza in fridge."
In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream.
Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.."
In 1900, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles.
Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: "I wanted Sega!"
In 1900, if a father had breakfast in bed, it was eggs and bacon and ham and potatoes.
Today, it's Special K, soy milk, dry toast and a lecture on cholesterol.
In 1900, a Father's Day gift would be a hand tool.
Today, he'll get a digital organizer.
In 1900, fathers said, "A man's home is his castle."
Today, they say, "Welcome to the money pit."
In 1900, "a good day at the market" meant Father brought home feed for the horses.
Today, "a good day at the market" means Dad got in early on an IPO.
In 1900, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.
Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's.
In 1900, a father was involved if he spanked the kid now and then.
Today, a father's involved only if he coaches Little League and organizes Boy Scouts and
car pools.
In 1900, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.
Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you're invading my space."
In 1900, fathers threatened their daughters suiters with shotguns if the girl came home late.
Today, fathers break the ice by saying, "So...how long have you had that earring?"
In 1900, fathers pined for the old school, which meant a one-room, red-brick building.
Today, fathers pine for the old school, which means Dr J and Mickey Mantle.
In 1900, fathers were never truly appreciated.
In 2001, fathers are never truly appreciated.
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<B>Sir Quinelain Dembrovia
Servant of Iyachtu
Hater of all things Good.</B>
Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.
In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.
Today, it's the size of his minivan.
In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.
Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.
In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived.
Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the
video camera.
In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.
Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle.
In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business.
Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach
them how to work the computer and set the VCR.
In 1900, fathers pined for old country Romania, Italy, or Russia.
Today, fathers pine for old country Hank Williams.
In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.
If he tries that today, he gets sent outside after a lecture on lip cancer.
In 1900, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school."
Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for hockey practice."
In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.
Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at adult-Ed, Pizza in fridge."
In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream.
Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.."
In 1900, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles.
Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: "I wanted Sega!"
In 1900, if a father had breakfast in bed, it was eggs and bacon and ham and potatoes.
Today, it's Special K, soy milk, dry toast and a lecture on cholesterol.
In 1900, a Father's Day gift would be a hand tool.
Today, he'll get a digital organizer.
In 1900, fathers said, "A man's home is his castle."
Today, they say, "Welcome to the money pit."
In 1900, "a good day at the market" meant Father brought home feed for the horses.
Today, "a good day at the market" means Dad got in early on an IPO.
In 1900, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.
Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's.
In 1900, a father was involved if he spanked the kid now and then.
Today, a father's involved only if he coaches Little League and organizes Boy Scouts and
car pools.
In 1900, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.
Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you're invading my space."
In 1900, fathers threatened their daughters suiters with shotguns if the girl came home late.
Today, fathers break the ice by saying, "So...how long have you had that earring?"
In 1900, fathers pined for the old school, which meant a one-room, red-brick building.
Today, fathers pine for the old school, which means Dr J and Mickey Mantle.
In 1900, fathers were never truly appreciated.
In 2001, fathers are never truly appreciated.
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<B>Sir Quinelain Dembrovia
Servant of Iyachtu
Hater of all things Good.</B>
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Boycotting hockey this year
The officiating in the postseason was simply AWFUL. Should have just given Scotty Bowman the Cup at the end of the year. I mean, they practically did that anyways, so why not let the players get some extra rest, hang out with their families more? Feh. Other than that, GO AVS!
- Grungar "Avs > all" Forgefire
The officiating in the postseason was simply AWFUL. Should have just given Scotty Bowman the Cup at the end of the year. I mean, they practically did that anyways, so why not let the players get some extra rest, hang out with their families more? Feh. Other than that, GO AVS!
- Grungar "Avs > all" Forgefire
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