Annoying mud things that were not gonna have to put up with

Brugg · Postby **Brugg** » Tue Mar 27, 2001 9:23 pm

This thread is to talk about things that we are gonna be able to finally get rid of when we stop playing other muds to concentrate on sojourn.

i for one am glad that i wont be seeing anymore cheeze zones. The one i played while sojourn was down had a smurf village and a tv set from gilligans island how lame.

another thing im glad to say goodbye to this message
Your pierce GIBS Amob's left forearm! [42]
Your pierce MUTILATES Amob's chest! [38]
Your pierce GIBS Amob's right shin! [41]
it just felt cheezy that i was mutilating him and gibbing him but yet he wasnt dead!

post away

Zuurn Shatter Skull · Postby **Zuurn Shatter Skull** » Tue Mar 27, 2001 9:31 pm

Was that Aardwolf?? They have all sorts of stuff like that, they even have 5 different zones for the colors of Magic, The Gathering! They also have stuff like this for damage messages:

<=-^^ ERADICATES ^^-=>

Accept there are like 50 of them and they are all different, heh.

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Dormithel · Postby **Dormithel** » Tue Mar 27, 2001 10:07 pm

heh, i know that i will not miss this:

You are out by your self just doing some xp and all of a sudden:

A Drow Elf enters from the south.
A Drow Elf enters from the south.
A Drow Elf enters from the south.
An Ogre enters from the south.
A Drow Elf enters from the south.
A Troll enters from the south.
An Orc enters from the south.
A Troll enters from the south.
A Githyanki enters from the south

oh crap, evil gang bang

Dormithel

kwirl · Postby **kwirl** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:05 am

I for one will not miss spending money on eq :P
or the following -
Qota the Mage Hero
Level 31 Magic User Age: 33 years old
Hit Points: 1039(1104) Mana: 1002(1015) Movement: 610(610)
Str: 18 Armor Class: -46
Int: 18
Wis: 18 Hitroll: 19/0
Dex: 18 Damroll: 16/0
Con: 18
Sta: 15 Quest Points: 0
Vitality: 90%
Gold Coins: 1,225,495 Practice Sessions: 0
You are carrying 8/36 items with a weight of 90/250 stones
You are evil
Monster Kills: 34180 You are standing
Player Kills: 200
Deaths: 484 Hours Played: 2672
Summon: Anybody Phase: Clan/Form
Form: Anybody Abbrev: On
Brief: Combat Move Spells

Experience Points: 1,697,888,276
AutoQuest Points: 0
Leading Points: 219,683,870
Trading Points: 7,590,554
Egg Points: 3,519
Dragon Points: 149,601

so much time wasted that could have been sojourn

:P
-kwirl/thamas/dazok

Saitcho · Postby **Saitcho** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:13 am

ZONING... PLEASE WAIT...

/tell dr00d can i bum a sow please?

azzixxenae · Postby **azzixxenae** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:23 am

all players decked out in equipment that is perm everything, protection everything.

Karikhan · Postby **Karikhan** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:52 am

hehe Azz:P

-Jenlia the perm stone perm fly perm everything air elementalist

Podar Brightwolf · Postby **Podar Brightwolf** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 2:44 am

The one thing I won't miss at all is paying to rent... it seemed like every decent mud I played on had some charge for rent so I had to make sure I logged in every night just to keep cash on hand.

Podar *the insane barb*

Grintor · Postby **Grintor** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 3:01 am

What i wont miss....

>wear breastplate<
You wear...
(wait 30 seconds)
...a fine steel breastplate

or if a heavy backpack filled with food and drink cause that's all it holds...

<wear ruck>
You wear...
(wait 3 minutes)
...a rucksack on your back

also wont miss:
camping fungus mutant
camping pyz
camping, period!
dumbass quest npc's that get obliterated by aggro mobs around them the minute they spawn, forcing you to have a friend root or snare the npc and kite them away, eventually dying so you can complete your DUMBASS quest

big ugly dragon decides to walk through walls she dont fit in and gets stuck..big ugly dragon can still hit you, but all spells and melee cant touch her. big ugly dragon proceeds to fear everyone including your necro who ends up falling into a pit and having to sit there, surrounded by big ugly dogs feign deathed for 3 hours until somone call of the hero's you..i will NOT MISS THAT!

i will miss my guild, however most of them are coming to sojourn with me to at least try it.

TwinkedLevel1Troll tells you, 'hi, can you tp me to fp then to nk then to kunark then tp me back to fp and transfer eq from my 6 characters to this one? i'll pay you 5pp'

*THWAP*

Grintor · Postby **Grintor** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 3:04 am

Oh yeah brugg i played a mud that did that whole attacking parts of the body thing..i always liked...

You slash a priest hard on his head!
A priest hits you extremely hard on your left arm!
OOOWWWCCHH! A priest just severed your left arm...

which makes a new object in room 'left arm' with your freakin GEAR on it! which of course the mob picks up

oh i wont miss level restricted gear

i wont miss mobs that loot pc corpses!

i wont miss muds that allow players to govern themselves...you KNOW that always leads to anarchy!

bleh, give me sojourn and i can die in peace!

Mamoru · Postby **Mamoru** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 4:20 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Grintor:
Oh yeah brugg i played a mud that did that whole attacking parts of the body thing..i always liked...

You slash a priest hard on his head!
A priest hits you extremely hard on your left arm!
OOOWWWCCHH! A priest just severed your left arm...

which makes a new object in room 'left arm' with your freakin GEAR on it! which of course the mob picks up <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Boy, sounds like someone else played Luminous Horizons here

Kyse · Postby **Kyse** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 5:09 am

LH had some nice battle code
I loved my zerker and kensai

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Kyse Littlecoyote
(Ticu - Savior of thy Soul)

Ragorn · Postby **Ragorn** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 5:14 am

NEWS POST FOR 3/01/01:

- Trolls upgraded at long last. Regen now five times faster. Fire damage reduced 50%. Damage increased, pulse speed increased. Slight con increase.

- Drows now have innate full heal, usable once per mud hour.

- Blood Rider now has a new proc, goodies beware!

- Centaurs can no longer bash, kick, rescue, parry, or dodge due to their great size.

- Ogre bodyslam tweaked, it should hit more often now.

- You know that spell, the one that makes your class good? The only redeeming spell you have that makes you seperate and different from a sorcerer? Well, we're downgrading it. You should have played a sorcerer.

- Drow Sorcerer hit points tripled.

That's what I never want to see again.

- Ragorn

cherzra · Postby **cherzra** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 7:06 am

Rofl yeah. I love to read the news there.

News 28/03/01:

All evil races now get 50% to instakill on every hit.
Squid detonate upgraded to 500 damage pvp and 2000 damage vs mobs.
Barb and Minotaur warriors got another hp downgrade, putting them from 650 to 500 hp.
Ogre hp upped from 1500 to 2000.
Troll hp upped from 1000 to 1500.
Troll damage reduction now 75%.
Drow shrug now 100%
Drow now have innate group globe, group stone and group vit.
All duergar stabs changed to duergar crit stabs, all stabs will now land as dual stab x 500hp damage as well.
All evils can now see in day.
Goodie hometown justice removed.
Ogres now get group-slam, slamming a whole goodie group at once, and group-hit, hitting all members of a goodie group as if they were hitting a single target.

moritheil · Postby **moritheil** » Thu Mar 29, 2001 4:22 pm

haha, LH. I remember that if you severed mobs' heads they wouldn't die. I peti'd about this and the admins said, "what, you've never seen Monty Python?"

Just plain wacky...

Annoying mud things that were not gonna have to put up with

Annoying mud things that were not gonna have to put up with

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