Yeah, at an hour where I should A) be in bed or B) be working on my physics or studying, I come up with another brilliant and yet pointless thread. Every now and then, when OOC is completely dead and I'm on, I'll randomly interject something like "Who would win in a fight between ..." and insert two people there. So I figured, why not post a thread of these so people can share their opinions, etc. and post their own proposed bouts.
Here goes, my first and only one for tonite...
Who would win in a fight between Monique from Save Ferris and Tori Amos? Now if your overwhelming response is "Who in Sam Hell is Monique and what in tarnation is a 'Save Ferris'?", post a reply on a fight between Bjork and Tori Amos.
I'm really torn on these. No, seriously, I am. Ok, stop laughing. Now.
Time for physics.
- Grungar "Mmm... Monique's voice.... Mmm... Tori..." Forgefire
Who would win.... ?
No contest.. Tori is such a skenk her scent would defeat tiamat.
Here are my nominations:
Rodney King v. Abner Louima (winner gets to keep the other's lawsuit money)
Ted Nugent v. Barbara Streisand (can his arsenal overcome her arrogance?!)
Osama v. Cruise missile (will allah shield him from great satan up the ass?!)
Pee Wee Herman v. Himself (think he can beat himself?!)
Bill Clinton v. George W. ("Make no mistake", they will feel each other's pain)
Ray Charles v. Stevie Wonder (assuming they can find each other)
Corth
Here are my nominations:
Rodney King v. Abner Louima (winner gets to keep the other's lawsuit money)
Ted Nugent v. Barbara Streisand (can his arsenal overcome her arrogance?!)
Osama v. Cruise missile (will allah shield him from great satan up the ass?!)
Pee Wee Herman v. Himself (think he can beat himself?!)
Bill Clinton v. George W. ("Make no mistake", they will feel each other's pain)
Ray Charles v. Stevie Wonder (assuming they can find each other)
Corth
Here's my picks:
Gotta go w/ Tori, just for her passion, and I hear she's got a wicked left cross.
Think Rodney and Abner would be too busy curled up in the fetal position to actually hit each other.
Nuget would likely try to have sex w/ Streisand rather than fight her, he's big on sex, but not fighting women.
Osama= BOHICA
Not gonna comment on the rumble in the oval office.
Ray vs. Stevie... hrmm do either use a cane? if so, advantage there.
Would love to meet Tori, have seen a bio of her, and she's a remarkable woman, think she may actually climax on stage from the passion she has for her music.
Gotta go w/ Tori, just for her passion, and I hear she's got a wicked left cross.
Think Rodney and Abner would be too busy curled up in the fetal position to actually hit each other.
Nuget would likely try to have sex w/ Streisand rather than fight her, he's big on sex, but not fighting women.
Osama= BOHICA
Not gonna comment on the rumble in the oval office.
Ray vs. Stevie... hrmm do either use a cane? if so, advantage there.
Would love to meet Tori, have seen a bio of her, and she's a remarkable woman, think she may actually climax on stage from the passion she has for her music.
Ok, here goes my delving into Ubergeek status.
Does the Star Trek vs. Star Wars include all sides fighting together?
If so, Star Trek gotta get my current vote, Borg, Dominion, Klingon, Romulan, Cardasian, Breen, Federation, not to mention the origional series Planet Killer to compete w/ the Death Star concept.
Toplack *now goes out to play a good team contact sport to relieve himself of Ubergeekdom*
Does the Star Trek vs. Star Wars include all sides fighting together?
If so, Star Trek gotta get my current vote, Borg, Dominion, Klingon, Romulan, Cardasian, Breen, Federation, not to mention the origional series Planet Killer to compete w/ the Death Star concept.
Toplack *now goes out to play a good team contact sport to relieve himself of Ubergeekdom*
death star vs the enterprise
forest gump vs rainman
mc guyver vs the a-team
ALL THE CLASSIC WWWF GRUDGE MATCHES!
http://www.grudge-match.com/History/index.html
forest gump vs rainman
mc guyver vs the a-team
ALL THE CLASSIC WWWF GRUDGE MATCHES!
http://www.grudge-match.com/History/index.html
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Shaylot:
<B>Personally I think that death star vs. enterprice would begin with deathstar almost totally eradicating enterprice. But then as almost all hope is given up the captain will make a suggestion that only have a 1 to a million in succeding, they will then try it and succed!!
-Shaylot McFeast</B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
But then the Borg would come along and assimilate the death star. It would make a cool drone ship
<B>Personally I think that death star vs. enterprice would begin with deathstar almost totally eradicating enterprice. But then as almost all hope is given up the captain will make a suggestion that only have a 1 to a million in succeding, they will then try it and succed!!
-Shaylot McFeast</B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
But then the Borg would come along and assimilate the death star. It would make a cool drone ship
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I wonder if Don King could arrange that Stevie Wonder / Ray Charles fight...? I'd pay good money to see that.
How about Kid vs. Play?
or
Colonel Sanders vs. Kenny Rogers? (Sanders all the way, baby!)
or
Strom Thurmond vs. Bob Dole?
or
Sharkleberry Fin vs. The Koolaid Man? (Talk about biting the hand...)
Yeah, I've got problems, I know.
- Grungar "Why does M. Doughty add 'uh' to the end of every sentence that ends in a consonant?" Forgefire
How about Kid vs. Play?
or
Colonel Sanders vs. Kenny Rogers? (Sanders all the way, baby!)
or
Strom Thurmond vs. Bob Dole?
or
Sharkleberry Fin vs. The Koolaid Man? (Talk about biting the hand...)
Yeah, I've got problems, I know.
- Grungar "Why does M. Doughty add 'uh' to the end of every sentence that ends in a consonant?" Forgefire
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