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Looking for quotes

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 2:39 pm
by Cyric
Know those funny quotes that you guys (and gals) always add as signatures at the end of your posts? I'm looking for a bunch to include on our new web pages...anyone have a collection perchance? I don't want anything offensive, flaming, rude, disgusting, or pornographic...not sure if that leaves anything else, but if you've got some that fit the bill, please post below, and feel free to include the author if known.

Re: Looking for quotes

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 8:15 pm
by Dlur
Cyric wrote:Know those funny quotes that you guys (and gals) always add as signatures at the end of your posts? I'm looking for a bunch to include on our new web pages...anyone have a collection perchance? I don't want anything offensive, flaming, rude, disgusting, or pornographic...not sure if that leaves anything else, but if you've got some that fit the bill, please post below, and feel free to include the author if known.


If it can't be offensive, flaming, rude, disgusting, or pornographic then you'll not have any quotes for sure.

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 11:32 pm
by moritheil
Are you looking for examples of in-jokes?

Like,

Imis tells you 'everyone has a spank now and then.'

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2003 4:31 pm
by Gormal
Here's some that always make me laugh.

Ragorn tells you 'soooo drooooonk'

Silverast tells you 'so discreetly'

Moritheil tells you 'wanna zone?'

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:27 pm
by thanuk
You shout 'Will the owner of a magic carpet, license plate 'CS4EVR' please move your vehicle? The jot tree is for loading and unloading only."

You tell Touk 'oh well, at least you're not canadian...oh my bad."

Shabay tells you 'what does !word mean?'

Grogu tells you 'stop doing unnatural things to my corpse'

Dala says 'youd think they'd get bored of killing nuk eventually.'

You group-say 'ok back, whered you guys go?'
Tanji tells you 'east'
Thanuk has left the group.
Corth tells you 'consent'
You are now a member of Corth and company.
Corth group-says 'whyd you walk into loki alone nuk?'
Tanji whistles innocently.

and of course, the entire thread of goto bed bob, and a thousand other things that dont fit the rules:)

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:05 am
by Cyric
Yup, those are exactly what I'm looking for...I'll replace the current random quotes with those over the next few days...see the web pages to see what I mean.

Roy

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 8:06 pm
by Todrael
Diinkarazan OOC: 'so, anything exciting happen in the world over the last 9 days?'
Azzzmohazzz OOC: 'aye, my death ray was completed, and I almost gained control of australia'
Azzzmohazzz OOC: 'Sadly, due to the bumbling incompetence of my lackeys and a rag-tag group of secret agents, my evil plans were thwarted'
Azzzmohazzz OOC: 'maybe next valentines'

Ambar says 'omg i wanna sell these kids'
Zazyg says 'how much?'
Myrsss group-says 'can get around 1000 for them in thailand'
Gazhad says 'male or female?'
Zazyg says 'do they work hard?'

Kunrikan group-says 'k, i think i was the last person iced'
< > l n
Azaz (Drow Elf) sits resting in mid-air.
*Thrym, mighty god of the frost giants broods on his throne.
You group-say 'azaz?'
Azaz group-says 'no I was but I'm cool now'
You group-say 'come south'
Azaz group-says 'I got para'd blinking last person out'
Dezzex group-says 'azaz you memmin with thyrm :)'
Azaz flies in from the north.
Azaz attempts to flee.
Azaz flies east.

Kiaransalee pets a happy bluebird lovingly.
Lazzraxxuum projects 'ok spell up'
Ezzallixxell projects 'we came all this way and died this many times and u are seruuols considering killthe obly fucking way out ?'
Ykor says 'watch all the little cute creatures turn into werewolf demons'
Lazzraxxuum projects 'man, now ya got me all worried:)'
Lazzraxxuum projects 'vorpal bunnies'
Zoldren says 'get out of my pants you dam ferret'

Regarding the first attempt at ress quest:
Zrax says 'i posted it all but i called the post Goodies please dont read, so we are ok'

Wobblebobble NHC: 'how do i steal'
You NHC: 'steal <object> <victim>, or steal coins <victim>'
You NHC: 'note the mob will most likely go aggressive to you'
You NHC: 'and that stealing in hometowns is against the law, which can get you arrested'
Wobblebobble NHC: 'whatabout in wd??'
You NHC: 'wd is a hometown, and has justice'
Kelemvor tells you '*** STATUS: Wobblebobble killed by the banker at 2965 The Bank of Northern Waterdeep'
Wobblebobble NHC: 'how do i get to wd from gnome hometown'

A fire elemental realizes that Thranokazer is a jerk!
A fire elemental barely burns Thranokazer.
Thranokazer attempts to flee.
Thranokazer flies south.
< 455h/901H 132v/132V >
<>
Your skin crawls as you hear a death cry nearby!
Thranokazer has left the group.

Ossis completes her spell...
Ossis utters the words, 'major paralysis'
A jinni noble ceases to move.. still and lifeless.
Ossis slumps to the ground.
A jinni noble attacks Ossis, landing two hits.
A jinni noble smashes Ossis to death.
Ossis is dead! R.I.P.
Ossis slumps to the ground.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Ossis.
Ossis has left the group.

Cherzra shivers from the cold, as she hits The undead wizard.
Zogur shivers from the cold, as he hits The undead wizard.
Zogur shivers from the cold, as he hits The undead wizard.
Targsk shivers from the cold, as he hits The undead wizard.
Targsk shivers from the cold, as he hits The undead wizard.
Ossis group-says 'haha die warrior'
Targsk is frozen to bones after hitting The undead wizard.
Targsk is dead! R.I.P.

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:25 am
by Todrael
Feezuu group-says 'yeah, I took a bstab quite effectively :)'
Myrsss group-says 'way to cushion that blow with your heart'

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:46 am
by Lorsalian
Todrael wrote:Azzzmohazzz OOC: 'aye, my death ray was completed, and I almost gained control of australia'
Azzzmohazzz OOC: 'Sadly, due to the bumbling incompetence of my lackeys and a rag-tag group of secret agents, my evil plans were thwarted'


Those meddling kids! And their dog!

Kalith oompa
Lorsalian loompa.
Moritheil loompa.
Jevan loompa!
Moritheil loompity do.
Lorsalian doompity doo.
Kalith has another puzzle for you
Jevan oompa
Lorsalian has another puzzle tfor njfsdklfnh ARGH!

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:52 am
by Aldira
Weylarii group-says 'hey, why doesnt the Devourerer just eat those things =)'
Pava group-says 'thats been asked before'
Larem group-says 'i said that long ago wey wey :P'
You group-say 'They disabled eat/drink'

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:38 am
by Gerad
Just ask someone with some muma logs to hook you up man, we all know there is a goldmine of shit there.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 12:42 pm
by Glorishan
Nitupopple ASSOC:: 'omg i have to explain how females have orgasms?'
Glorishan ASSOC:: 'the same way they have intelligence, nitro...they fake it'

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:35 pm
by thanuk
Thanuk group-says 'Destruction imminent...we've reached Dorfcon 7.'


In Muspelhiem:

Thanuk group-says 'what does this big red button do?'

Touk tells you 'dont'

Thanuk has left the group.

Or last night:

Dartan group-says 'Corth find forka'
Corth has left the group.

Corth ASSOC: 'I found forka!'

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:02 pm
by ssar
This deserves a bump and some more life I think.

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Retif ASSOC:: 'i wish a paldin could wield a 2 iron i was creaming it today on the range'
Retif ASSOC:: 'i could kill a zombie from about 230 yrds i guess'

Aerinth ASSOC:: 'man, i want a rl version of rejuv'

Zoominixxar OOC: 'yeah i know.. but those are my tits.. nobody else can have them or see them! MINE! :)'
Zoominixxar OOC: 'im selfish when it comes to my vagina and breasts'

kiryan wrote:On the plus side, I never been up close and personal when someone is pooping and now i have.


Shar OOC: 'i am a guy. (dont tell shevy)'

Ashiwi group-says 'you're not getting a paddle anywhere near my canoe'

Rulk group-says 'minos suckreply heh yeah i was more attracted to her mom than her at the end. :('

Rulk group-says 'cuz, women suck. i may just go gay'
Rulk group-says 'but men suck too'
Rulk group-says 'fuggit, i am buying a realdoll'

Maxler OOC: 'you ever just stop yourself in the middle of the day, and wonder, why the hell do i have an errection'
Maxler OOC: 'next, im gonna try cock pushups'

Maxler OOC: 'no way, oghma is my waxologist'
Rulk OOC: 'no, oghma is my waxologist'
Maxler OOC: 'oghma told me that anal leakage is acceptable during a crack wax'

Zubox OOC: 'I mean the hairy part and the from behind thing'

Ssarrit tells you 'k getting a well to ya im to drunk to try and run past tyr lol'

Garal OOC: 'you say that like larim actually knows crap about ANYTHING'

Shar OOC: 'cah, you are nasty 100% of the time arent you'
Cah OOC: 'i don't get enough sex, so yeah'

[Acheron] Targsk: 'alurissi, you couldn't guess the gender of a person if their adam's apple was in your hand'
[Acheron] Alurissi: 'mmmmmmmmmmm apple'

Pidibeple group-says 'hehe i heard Klosh was considering making a shaman...till he found our he couldnt choose sheep as a spirit'
Klosh group-says 'nor my second choice, the gerbil'
Vlorm group-says 'spirit dog could be fun, just put some PB on your nads'

Muma OOC: 'length and inches make me think of penises'
Muma OOC: 'penises aren't important because they aren't needed'
Muma OOC: 'but if uncircumsized, it's fine'

Muma OOC: 'why would you refund dinner if i did the dirty?'
Muma OOC: 'i don't think vaginas are gross'
Muma OOC: 'i used to be slutty too'

Taserea group-says 'yeah..i like hard oone'

Danahg LFG: [44 Neutral Human Dru] 'kramel has a bad case of vigisitis'

Alurissi OOC: 'i find it's always better tasting if you get to the ***** while it's still young'

Osod group-says 'we want a mori for druid dam?'
Sarli group-says 'um'
Ceda group-says 'id take a mori tonight'
Turji group-says 'Oof, do we want Mori for anything? :P'

Khemed group-says 'Hrm, I wonder if Cahok cahoked on his food or something?'
You group-say 'he cahoked on something I bet.'

Xason group-says 'i think the dragon just escalated on ashiwi'
Adriorn group-says 'the best is to use leather without oil first, it feels worse'
Sok group-says 'dude w/ this color code thingy. i might become a good cleric'

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:32 pm
by Demuladon
Tarsk group-says 'stupid typo'
Maxler group-says 'semi colon east style? or hld seal style'
Targsk group-says 'as in w ho instead of who'


Razeg tells you 'Demuladon group-says 'You tell Milesule 'tell vopkar Milesule tells you 'could you tell vopkar to minor me a raft?''''


Carandras group-says 'gonna have to change the name to khanjariMud soon'

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:24 am
by Ragorn
Waelos whispers 'Mind full of fire...'
Waelos whispers '...Fist full of steel.'
Varia says 'Pockets full of oatmeal!'
Ragorn says 'Pants full of weasels!'
Mamoru says 'Backpack full of pudding!'
Waelos glares around him in fury.

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:06 pm
by Dalar
This thread is 3 years old. My favorite one was abusing Fotex's consent trigger to make him say BEHOLD! PENIS.

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:02 pm
by Tanji Smanji
This thread never gets old either. MORE QUOTES!!!

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:29 pm
by Ruxur
before sservis has a chance to bust me out.


Zobex tells you 'hey, where is the cleric trainer in DK'



Zobex the 47 DROW CLERIC[/quote]

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:25 pm
by Raiwen
Nogpot meets the iron golem. Alone.

Nogpot flies south.
Nogpot stops following you.
Nogpot has left the group.
Nogpot has quit the game, consent lost.
Nogpot has just given you his consent.
You tell Nogpot '?'
Nogpot group-says 'omg haha'
Nogpot group-says 'I suck'
Nogpot group-says 'LERRRROOOOYYYY JEEEENNNNKKKKIIINNNSSS'
Nogpot group-says 'I was trying to type score lol'

You extend your sights southwards.
City Gates
Exits: -N -S
You see the red shape of a tiny being here.

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:53 pm
by Botef
Raiwen wrote:Nogpot meets the iron golem. Alone.

Nogpot flies south.
Nogpot stops following you.
Nogpot has left the group.
Nogpot has quit the game, consent lost.

Nogpot has just given you his consent.
You tell Nogpot '?'
Nogpot group-says 'omg haha'
Nogpot group-says 'I suck'
Nogpot group-says 'LERRRROOOOYYYY JEEEENNNNKKKKIIINNNSSS'
Nogpot group-says 'I was trying to type score lol'

You extend your sights southwards.
City Gates
Exits: -N -S
You see the red shape of a tiny being here.


Hahaha...Good times.

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:43 pm
by Demuladon
You complete your spell...
You cast your sights far out, into the realms!
The Bottom of Keeper's Dale
Exits: -E -U
A tiny pool of blood lays here.
[15] Corpse of an elite dwarven guard is lying here.
Corpse of Bodug is lying here.
[2] Corpse of an elite dwarven guard is lying here.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Arrok.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Arrok.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Arrok.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Arrok.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Arrok.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Arrok.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard crouches here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard is lying here, incapacitated.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard is lying here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard is lying here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
An elite dwarven guard stands here, fighting Daksnar.
Arrok (RP) (Troll) sits here, fighting an elite dwarven guard.
Daksnar (RP) (Orc) stands here, fighting an elite dwarven guard.

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:48 pm
by Ambar
has the quotes thread turned into the logs forum?

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:59 pm
by Raiwen
Ambar wrote:Ambar group-says 'has the quotes thread turned into the logs forum?'


uhm.. maybe!