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If you live in Arizona and drive a truck, are you a redneck?

Poll ended at Mon Nov 24, 2003 4:02 am

Yes
3
11%
No
3
11%
Only if you know how to fix it.
4
14%
Only if it sits rusting in your yard.
8
29%
Everyone who lives in Arizona is a redneck.
6
21%
I'm a redneck myself, so I'm biased.
4
14%
 
Total votes: 28
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Postby Iyachtu » Fri Nov 14, 2003 4:02 am

Well, not really.
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Postby Sarvis » Fri Nov 14, 2003 4:12 am

Nah, not everyone who lives there. I know a couple people who moved there from other states and aren't rednecks.

Now Mississippi is a different story. I was there for a few weeks and met people who had moved there from NY, and they had _become_ rednecks!
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Postby Kossuth » Fri Nov 14, 2003 4:40 pm

I don't know how to fix my truck, and since I'm the object of this poll, I say that the "Only if they know how to fix it" option is the way to go. ;)
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Postby thanuk » Fri Nov 14, 2003 4:43 pm

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Postby Gurns » Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:33 pm

Only if have a tan on your left arm from resting it out the window, and no tan on the right arm.
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Postby mynazzaraxxsyn » Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:51 pm

Iyachtu wrote:Only if it sits rusting in your yard.


Shit doesn't rust in Arizona. There is no rain or other moisture to cause it to. A better option would be "Only if it sits disintergrating in your yard" or better yet, "Only if its in your yard sitting on piles of cinder blocks."
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Postby Kossuth » Fri Nov 14, 2003 6:03 pm

thanuk wrote:Kossuth has a mullet.


c'mon now that hurts, nukkie. :(
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Postby Iyachtu » Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:20 pm

mynazzaraxxsyn wrote:
Iyachtu wrote:Only if it sits rusting in your yard.


Shit doesn't rust in Arizona. There is no rain or other moisture to cause it to. A better option would be "Only if it sits disintergrating in your yard" or better yet, "Only if its in your yard sitting on piles of cinder blocks."


Rust is caused by oxidation, which indeed does occur, even in desert environments. Albeit slower than in wet environments.

SO... if it's rusting in your yard, that means it's been there an awfully long time, I suppose.
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Postby Izzes » Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:34 pm

I would agree that the only state where everyone is a redneck is Missouri, proof would be www.missouritrailertrash.com. Oh, yes, it does exist.

However if you 'drive truck' or have anything to do with 'drivin truck' you are a redneck.

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Postby Kossuth » Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:39 pm

Izzes wrote:However if you 'drive truck' or have anything to do with 'drivin truck' you are a redneck.


I think there's a misunderstanding on "drive a truck". We're talking about a 2000 Nissan Frontier pickup, not an 18-wheeler.

Now the 18-wheeler guys....yeah they're rednecks. :D
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