Khanjari!

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Khanjari!

Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:35 pm

I heard that if you're dual wielding khanjaris, mobs will just give you their eq and say "please don't hurt me!"
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:36 pm

I heard in the new tiamat zone, instead of Tiamat, there's a corpse of Tiamat in the last room and you have to fight a Khanjari dagger.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:38 pm

You petition 'I heard that the new khanjari's proc level 70 power word kill on comman 1/per mud day, is that true?'

Kossuth responds to your petition 'no, you're way off'

Kossuth responds you your petition 'its at least 3/day'
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Nilan » Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:48 pm

I heard big warrior boy Thanuk is jealous

Stabby got a bike for xmas and all thanuk got was a whistle

awwwwwwwwwww:)



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Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:05 pm

I heard that if you wield a khanjari and say "christmas", another khanjari will appear in your inventory.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:29 pm

thanuk wrote:I heard that if you wield a khanjari and say "christmas", another khanjari will appear in your inventory.


I heard there's going to be a new cleric weapon in an uber zone. It's going to be Lathanders Khanjarod.

It'll be on a dragon with teeth made of khanjaris.
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Postby Ashiwi » Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:46 pm

I heard if you wave purple ansi in front of a bunch of warriors, they all turn gythka green.
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Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:50 pm

Yeah Ashiwi, im jealous of a weapon:) Somehow my 2 attacks a round and 12 damroll will suddenly matter, if only I could wield a 4d4 dagger!

Its an inside joke, and you're on the outside. shoo.


Anyway, I heard that if you land a double backstab with 2 khanjari daggers, you automatically remort into a myconid!
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Ashiwi » Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:56 pm

Oh Thanuk, I swear you're the biggest poopypants I know. I thought it was really funny.
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Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:12 pm

I heard that if you crap your pants while wielding a khanjari, the dagger will instantly clean it up for you, and then baby powder your ass!
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby belleshel » Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:17 pm

thanuk wrote:I heard that if you crap your pants while wielding a khanjari, the dagger will instantly clean it up for you, and then baby powder your ass!


In that case we better get you 2;)
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Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:18 pm

belleshel wrote:
thanuk wrote:I heard that if you crap your pants while wielding a khanjari, the dagger will instantly clean it up for you, and then baby powder your ass!


In that case we better get you 2;)


Still mad about that cleveland steamer i gave you, eh? Don't worry, i heard that if you wield a khanjari you can proc it to wipe your memory, so you can forget it ever happened!
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Ensis » Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:13 pm

thanuk wrote:
belleshel wrote:
thanuk wrote:I heard that if you crap your pants while wielding a khanjari, the dagger will instantly clean it up for you, and then baby powder your ass!


In that case we better get you 2;)


Still mad about that cleveland steamer i gave you, eh? Don't worry, i heard that if you wield a khanjari you can proc it to wipe your memory, so you can forget it ever happened!


hahahahahahahaha cleveland steamer (tears)
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Postby belleshel » Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:20 pm

Only thing I remember is you giving me that blumpkin before I kicked you out...
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Postby Karae » Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:28 pm

Belleshel the steamer was after he slipped the rooffie!(sp?) thats why you don't remember anything after you kicked him out.
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Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:00 pm

belleshel wrote:Only thing I remember is you giving me that blumpkin before I kicked you out...


Dude, that was your mom in a mullet wig. Gross.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby belleshel » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:13 pm

thanuk wrote:
belleshel wrote:Only thing I remember is you giving me that blumpkin before I kicked you out...


Dude, that was your mom in a mullet wig. Gross.


The only mom there was yours...remember we tag-teamed her before her pimp showed to get her back to work?
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Postby belleshel » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:18 pm

Oh and for those wondering, yes Thanuk's mom has a natural mullet...actually 2;)
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Postby Ashiwi » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:23 pm

belleshel wrote:Oh and for those wondering, yes Thanuk's mom has a natural mullet...actually 2;)


But Thanuk doesn't... he wears a merkin.
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Postby Yayaril » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:34 pm

8)

If only the khanjari dagger could make Thanuk shut up, then it might be overpowered.
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Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:05 pm

Yayaril wrote:8)

If only the khanjari dagger could make Thanuk shut up, then it might be overpowered.


Speaking of shutting up, hows the fast food business treating you?
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:07 pm

belleshel wrote:Oh and for those wondering, yes Thanuk's mom has a natural mullet...actually 2;)


You're just mad because your mom went bald and lost her job mopping up gizz with her hair:(

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Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Gura » Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:16 pm

the gods cant delete posts right now. they're too busy upgrading khanjari procs.
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Postby Ensis » Sat Dec 13, 2003 12:59 am

I'm not a master at pwning or anything, but some of you guys should run your material by someone before you post it.. unless you really want everyone to know how !funny you are :(
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Postby thanuk » Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:02 am

You group-say 'if only we had more khanjari daggers'

Pidibeple group-says 'nogs that would have saved me....'

Vaden group-says 'I'd just group assassinate and we'd be outta there'

Stamm group-says 'Apparently they can be used in the same way that a bow and arrow can to range mobs'

Stamm group-says 'Throw it, and there's a 50% chance of a deathproc on each of it's 5 ranged attacks'

Pidibeple group-says 'i heard it also can rescue you in tight spots'

Vaden group-says 'I heard they suck levels out of mobs and give them to you'
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Kifle » Sat Dec 13, 2003 12:24 pm

-more removal of kifle's links to stupid pictures that do nothing more than waste bandwidth-
Fotex group-says 'Behold! penis!'

Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.

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Postby thanuk » Sat Dec 13, 2003 3:00 pm

Dude, knight rider is the shit.

I heard kit was just a khanjari dagger welded into the dashboard.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Kifle » Sat Dec 13, 2003 5:27 pm

-hi, another link to another asinine picture removed-
Fotex group-says 'Behold! penis!'

Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.

Thalidyrr tells you 'Yeah, you know, getting it like a jackhammer wears you out.'

Teflor "You can beat a tank with a shovel!!1!1!!one!!1!uno!!"
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Sat Dec 13, 2003 7:52 pm

Kifle wrote:Stupid picture here.


Just when I think you can't get much more gay, you prove me wrong. Thanks Kifle!
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Postby Stamm » Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:45 pm

Some of what Thanuk has said is apparently NOT TRUE!

Who would have thought it?

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