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Khanjari!
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:35 pm
by thanuk
I heard that if you're dual wielding khanjaris, mobs will just give you their eq and say "please don't hurt me!"
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:36 pm
by thanuk
I heard in the new tiamat zone, instead of Tiamat, there's a corpse of Tiamat in the last room and you have to fight a Khanjari dagger.
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:38 pm
by thanuk
You petition 'I heard that the new khanjari's proc level 70 power word kill on comman 1/per mud day, is that true?'
Kossuth responds to your petition 'no, you're way off'
Kossuth responds you your petition 'its at least 3/day'
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:48 pm
by Nilan
I heard big warrior boy Thanuk is jealous
Stabby got a bike for xmas and all thanuk got was a whistle
awwwwwwwwwww:)
Nilan
aka
Stabby
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:05 pm
by thanuk
I heard that if you wield a khanjari and say "christmas", another khanjari will appear in your inventory.
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:29 pm
by Arilin Nydelahar
thanuk wrote:I heard that if you wield a khanjari and say "christmas", another khanjari will appear in your inventory.
I heard there's going to be a new cleric weapon in an uber zone. It's going to be Lathanders Khanjarod.
It'll be on a dragon with teeth made of khanjaris.
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:46 pm
by Ashiwi
I heard if you wave purple ansi in front of a bunch of warriors, they all turn gythka green.
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:50 pm
by thanuk
Yeah Ashiwi, im jealous of a weapon:) Somehow my 2 attacks a round and 12 damroll will suddenly matter, if only I could wield a 4d4 dagger!
Its an inside joke, and you're on the outside. shoo.
Anyway, I heard that if you land a double backstab with 2 khanjari daggers, you automatically remort into a myconid!
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:56 pm
by Ashiwi
Oh Thanuk, I swear you're the biggest poopypants I know. I thought it was really funny.
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:12 pm
by thanuk
I heard that if you crap your pants while wielding a khanjari, the dagger will instantly clean it up for you, and then baby powder your ass!
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:17 pm
by belleshel
thanuk wrote:I heard that if you crap your pants while wielding a khanjari, the dagger will instantly clean it up for you, and then baby powder your ass!
In that case we better get you 2;)
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:18 pm
by thanuk
belleshel wrote:thanuk wrote:I heard that if you crap your pants while wielding a khanjari, the dagger will instantly clean it up for you, and then baby powder your ass!
In that case we better get you 2;)
Still mad about that cleveland steamer i gave you, eh? Don't worry, i heard that if you wield a khanjari you can proc it to wipe your memory, so you can forget it ever happened!
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:13 pm
by Ensis
thanuk wrote:belleshel wrote:thanuk wrote:I heard that if you crap your pants while wielding a khanjari, the dagger will instantly clean it up for you, and then baby powder your ass!
In that case we better get you 2;)
Still mad about that cleveland steamer i gave you, eh? Don't worry, i heard that if you wield a khanjari you can proc it to wipe your memory, so you can forget it ever happened!
hahahahahahahaha cleveland steamer (tears)
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:20 pm
by belleshel
Only thing I remember is you giving me that blumpkin before I kicked you out...
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:28 pm
by Karae
Belleshel the steamer was after he slipped the rooffie!(sp?) thats why you don't remember anything after you kicked him out.
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:00 pm
by thanuk
belleshel wrote:Only thing I remember is you giving me that blumpkin before I kicked you out...
Dude, that was your mom in a mullet wig. Gross.
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:13 pm
by belleshel
thanuk wrote:belleshel wrote:Only thing I remember is you giving me that blumpkin before I kicked you out...
Dude, that was your mom in a mullet wig. Gross.
The only mom there was yours...remember we tag-teamed her before her pimp showed to get her back to work?
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:18 pm
by belleshel
Oh and for those wondering, yes Thanuk's mom has a natural mullet...actually 2;)
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:23 pm
by Ashiwi
belleshel wrote:Oh and for those wondering, yes Thanuk's mom has a natural mullet...actually 2;)
But Thanuk doesn't... he wears a merkin.
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:34 pm
by Yayaril
8)
If only the khanjari dagger could make Thanuk shut up, then it might be overpowered.
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:05 pm
by thanuk
Yayaril wrote:8)
If only the khanjari dagger could make Thanuk shut up, then it might be overpowered.
Speaking of shutting up, hows the fast food business treating you?
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:07 pm
by thanuk
belleshel wrote:Oh and for those wondering, yes Thanuk's mom has a natural mullet...actually 2;)
You're just mad because your mom went bald and lost her job mopping up gizz with her hair:(
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:16 pm
by Gura
the gods cant delete posts right now. they're too busy upgrading khanjari procs.
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 12:59 am
by Ensis
I'm not a master at pwning or anything, but some of you guys should run your material by someone before you post it.. unless you really want everyone to know how !funny you are :(
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:02 am
by thanuk
You group-say 'if only we had more khanjari daggers'
Pidibeple group-says 'nogs that would have saved me....'
Vaden group-says 'I'd just group assassinate and we'd be outta there'
Stamm group-says 'Apparently they can be used in the same way that a bow and arrow can to range mobs'
Stamm group-says 'Throw it, and there's a 50% chance of a deathproc on each of it's 5 ranged attacks'
Pidibeple group-says 'i heard it also can rescue you in tight spots'
Vaden group-says 'I heard they suck levels out of mobs and give them to you'
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 12:24 pm
by Kifle
-more removal of kifle's links to stupid pictures that do nothing more than waste bandwidth-
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 3:00 pm
by thanuk
Dude, knight rider is the shit.
I heard kit was just a khanjari dagger welded into the dashboard.
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 5:27 pm
by Kifle
-hi, another link to another asinine picture removed-
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 7:52 pm
by Arilin Nydelahar
Kifle wrote:Stupid picture here.
Just when I think you can't get much more gay, you prove me wrong. Thanks Kifle!
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:45 pm
by Stamm
Some of what Thanuk has said is apparently NOT TRUE!
Who would have thought it?