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Wanks?

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 7:02 pm
by Dizzin
I always use wank as a term for just anybody, and not meant as an insult. Pretty much every evil does too (Thanks Klurg!)

It just seems to me that some people, usually Euros, think of it as some huge insult. A certain Scottish wank in our midsts really takes offense to it. :P

So what do you think? Just a regular term now, or just insulting?

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 7:05 pm
by mynazzaraxxsyn
When it was first used towards me it bugged me, but then I noticed EVERYONE was being called a wank.

I think in the Toril-verse this might be similar to the N word. Overuse doesn't desensitize.

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 7:12 pm
by thanuk
I dunno, from what I understand being called a wank is the euro equivalent of being called a jerkoff. And some people take offense to being called a jerkoff, but seeing as how 99% of the male population probably pulls their pud on a semi-regular basis, you can't really get offended. If it's not true, then you're probably some sort of freak. If it's true, but you still get offended because you feel guilty about it, Congratulations! You're catholic!

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 8:27 pm
by Ashiwi
I thought "wank" was a term much like "twit"... a term of deep and abiding affection...

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 8:55 pm
by Cordan
Depends on who you're calling a wank. We have a wide range of ethnicities on the mud. Maybe it is highly rude to some people. If so, be considerate, and don't call them a wank anymore. It's that simple.

Don't go to brazil and make the OK sign (index finger to thumb, 3 fingers straight out) with your hand to say somethings good. You're actually telling them to f*** off. Or so I've heard.

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 10:44 pm
by Vahok
Damn! I was getting pissed off because I thought people were calling me a Yank...

Learn something new everyday I guess. Now off to tackle those velcro shoes...

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:25 pm
by Stamm
Wank is pretty offensive.

Not as offensive as cu**, but coming close to it.

I'm suprised it's allowed to be used so freely here.

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:56 pm
by Tanji Smanji
Wanks.

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:59 pm
by Kifle
We are working towards Americanizing our mud population, stamm. Pretty soon you will be shooting your 12 guage out of your newly bought '72 Ford pick-up, screaming, "Yeeeeehaaaaww, go Bush. Yin's meh Heros!"

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 12:00 am
by Arilin Nydelahar
Kifle wrote:We are working towards Americanizing our mud population, stamm. Pretty soon you will be shooting your 12 guage out of your newly bought '72 Ford pick-up, screaming, "Yeeeeehaaaaww, go Bush. Yin's meh Heros!"


I hate you.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:31 am
by Gormal
As I've recently learned, its quite different in the UK then it is back in the states for many words, this one being a prime example.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:36 am
by Ambar
I take this word to mean about the same thing as "twink" a few years ago ... now twink is when you cheese an item ... odd ...

the times they are a changin!

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:43 am
by Stamm
Kifle wrote:We are working towards Americanizing our mud population, stamm. Pretty soon you will be shooting your 12 guage out of your newly bought '72 Ford pick-up, screaming, "Yeeeeehaaaaww, go Bush. Yin's meh Heros!"


Bahaha!

Meanwhile I shall be Scottishising <-- Strange that Americanising is a word but Scottishising isn't...

Anyway. Soon you will all be wearing kilts, drinking whisky and claret by the litre, have red hair and freckles, and you'll be drunk every night by 8pm and fight till dawn.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:53 am
by Gerad
Trewe and Mogr and jaz and pretty much every aussie throws that term around like crazy... I dont think its a big insult :P

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:27 am
by ssar
Actually here in OZ the term wanker is used a lot in certain circles/age groups to describe someone you think is a fool - your actual intent of the use can vary a great deal, from a light-hearted joke to a mate for him doing something funny/dumb, to totally serious abuse warranting a punch in the head.

Wank is pretty much only used other than to describe someone as "a wank", e.g. "Hey, goin' off for a wank eh?". And even then the word "pull" is often used instead.

Describing someone as "a wank" seems pretty much a modern yank term used over various internet comms, and I tend to pay little heed to it really.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 12:34 pm
by Sarell
ROFL Gerad!!! You just used Jazdak as an argument for something not being offensive ROFLMAO!!!! That's a classic.

*taunt jazzy*

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:08 pm
by Corth
Well it stands to reason that his name would come up in this thread...

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:15 pm
by Cordan
Kifle wrote:We are working towards Americanizing our mud population, stamm. Pretty soon you will be shooting your 12 guage out of your newly bought '72 Ford pick-up, screaming, "Yeeeeehaaaaww, go Bush. Yin's meh Heros!"


Um, what's wrong with this??? I do it all the time!


Bah, Jazzy is a wank ;) Love ya! Mean it!


And just to clarify, I hate Bush.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:13 pm
by Ashiwi
Stamm wrote:Anyway. Soon you will all be wearing kilts, drinking whisky and claret by the litre, have red hair and freckles, and you'll be drunk every night by 8pm and fight till dawn.


I have red hair and freckles already, but I'll take tequila over whiskey and giggling like a schoolgirl over fighting any day.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all...

::hic::

What?

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:20 pm
by mynazzaraxxsyn
Cordan wrote:I hate Bush.


Dirty pole smoker.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:56 pm
by kiryan
shat up you stupid wanks1

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2003 1:06 am
by rylan
Merry Christmas all you wankers ;)

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2003 2:05 am
by moritheil
"Come on then, you bloody wanker!"
"For the record, I haven't flogged my log in five years."

- exchange between a villan and the Midnighter, in The Authority.

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2004 12:35 am
by Klurg
Oh wank it! Hahaha so funny I think i started the whole wank wave here (at least on the evil side). Im so proud my greatest and only gift to toril do not ever forget it! Wank it crappers.


King Klurg