The Toril Brag Line

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The Toril Brag Line

Postby Sesexe » Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:57 pm

To: Noone, Anyone, or Everyone, or You.

So what makes you so damn special? Hrmm? What gives you the right to look down on others? What makes you so much better then other people? Why is your opinion on whatever so much better or more important? Why should anyone listen to you about that topic you love to complain about? What qualifications do you have to speak with any authority on it?

Go on and Toot your own horn.

You got the attitude like you are so great, so why is that? Come on. Let it out.

Here's your chance. Right here. Right now. Let's hear it or you can just STFU and drop the attitude cuz you ain't chet and don't have the balls to speak up and prove it.

Here you go complete the sentence:

I'm so great because..
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Postby jalahon » Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:31 pm

When I lead clouds, I can kill everyone in my group and walk away untouched!
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Sat Jun 19, 2004 1:03 am

I'm great because I'm me, and no one else in the world can ever have that honor.

*destroys a small new england town with his ego*
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Postby moritheil » Sun Jun 20, 2004 7:07 am

jalahon wrote:When I lead clouds, I can kill everyone in my group and walk away untouched!


That's my boy!

:P
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Postby Ambar » Sun Jun 20, 2004 2:37 pm

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Postby Ambar » Sun Jun 20, 2004 2:38 pm

victim of the great debug bug ... and couldnt delete :(
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Postby Ambar » Sun Jun 20, 2004 2:38 pm

Moritheil:I'm great because I cause massive spanks
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Postby Sesexe » Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:10 pm

Ambar is so great because she knows how to spam the 'submit' button.
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Postby Delmair Aamoren » Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:38 pm

i'm fat. and im DEAD sexeh!
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Postby Gormal » Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:48 pm

Because Toddrick says I have an artifact.
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Postby Mitharx » Mon Jun 21, 2004 12:51 am

I made dwarves sexy again.
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Postby Pril » Mon Jun 21, 2004 3:10 pm

I'm great because for every corpse of anyone on the mud i've had 2, go ahead everyone count your corpses and see if all the muds corpses come anywhere close to mine.

Pril

"You ASSOC: 'hey guys think I can solo Musip green?"
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Postby Ashiwi » Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:12 pm

Pril wrote:I'm great because for every corpse of anyone on the mud i've had 2, go ahead everyone count your corpses and see if all the muds corpses come anywhere close to mine.


::cough::

If we could find out how many deaths we each have, I'd take that bet.
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Postby Oghma » Mon Jun 21, 2004 5:54 pm

Pril wrote:I'm great because for every corpse of anyone on the mud i've had 2, go ahead everyone count your corpses and see if all the muds corpses come anywhere close to mine.

Pril

"You ASSOC: 'hey guys think I can solo Musip green?"


I'd also take that bet.
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Postby Iaiken Toransier » Mon Jun 21, 2004 6:27 pm

I was great because after 29 times zoning with Morithiel I only ever died once AND it was my OWN fault!

ps: Even though I don't really play anymore, when I do log in within 6 seconds I'll have a tell on my screen from Mori "Saddle up. :P" Guy must be getting desperate for victims...
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Postby Teklar » Tue Jun 22, 2004 5:04 am

I'm great because of my (looks around and whispers) my great powers. I can point my finger at a flag and make it move!
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Postby Ambar » Tue Jun 22, 2004 5:20 am

eep thought that said fag ..


man i might need glasses :P
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Postby Salen » Tue Jun 22, 2004 1:25 pm

I'm great because of my (looks around and whispers) my great powers. I can point my finger at a flag and make it move! -Teklar

eep thought that said fag ..
man i might need glasses -Ambar



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Postby Tasan » Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:14 am

I'm so great because everyone calls me !!x.
Danahg tells you 'yeah, luckily i kept most of it in my mouth and nasal membranes, ugh'

Dlur group-says 'I have a dead horse that I'm dragging down the shaft with my 4 corpses. Anyone want to help me beat it?'

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Postby Jhorr » Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:10 pm

I'm great because I mudded successfully throughout my medical education and was recently selected for a fellowship in cardiology.
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Postby Shevarash » Sat Jun 26, 2004 4:41 pm

I'm so great because I coded Forage.
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Postby Sylvos » Sat Jun 26, 2004 7:34 pm

I'm Sylvos
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:04 am

Sylvos wrote:I'm Sylvos


Dude, this is the brag thread, not the apology thread. Sheesh!
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bragg

Postby Ashod » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:26 am

I can CR anything Morithiel gets a group into................willingly.
I have been killed by Pril's invoker feedback more times than anyone.
I have fell asleep in more lillithelle groups than anyone and still get grouped.
I have Pava outmatched in stupid deaths.
I have had the experience of Grogu's Cleric/Tank skills.


Grogu group-says: I can tank!
Jalahon group-say: Grogu east!
Grogu leaves east.

Jalahon leaves east
You follow Jalahon.

Grogu flees west.
You are dead. R.I.P.
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Postby jalahon » Tue Jun 29, 2004 8:20 pm

Notice how I only asked grogu to go east? :)
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Postby Keran » Wed Jun 30, 2004 4:58 am

... because of my purple crank.

Love,

Toarn Ravenheart
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Postby Brogdagorripor » Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:04 pm

Because I have played here for 10 years and am still a noob.

Oh, and I coded Yaun-Ti.
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Postby Imis9 » Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:56 pm

Toddrod?
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Postby Treladian » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:03 am

I'm great because I have an alias that spits out the Robin Hood: Men in Tights song.
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Postby teflor the ranger » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:06 am

I'm great 'cause I'm a non-stick ranger.
Teflor does. Teflor does not.
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Postby thanuk » Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:06 pm

Im so great because I was the only one with balls enough to call the sisterhood guildhouse a brothel to the leader's face.

Comeon, you know you were all thinking it.
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You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Ambar » Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:41 am

christ get real, 'nuk

your claim to fame is




your mother
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Postby Dlur » Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:49 pm

Don't forget his mullet.
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Postby kwirl » Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:29 am

cuz all the chicks love me more than you
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:11 pm

kwirl wrote:cuz all the chicks love me more than you



With what you pay them, I'm not suprised.
How to go from Waelos to Weylarii.

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Postby Yayaril » Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:26 pm

8)

I can get the kill shot while unconscious.
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Postby Yayaril » Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:27 pm

8)

My pet ghast is better equipped than the main tank.
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Postby Eilistraee » Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:52 pm

Yayaril's true brag line is 3 West comics. Bring back 3 west!
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Postby Jenera » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:37 pm

I'm great because after 10 years of mudding, I can still get lost on my way to Splitshield.

I am also great because every time I get remotely close to 50, I die a bunch of times (of no fault of my own i.e. Tank lags, mobs walk into a leader assigned safe room and decide to target me, I'm following someone I'm told to follow and they forget anybody is following them, etc. ), and fail all the resses, even when I don't normally fail a ress and have natural 100 con.

I own you all.
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Postby muma » Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:09 pm

YAyaril is great because he's the funniest person i've ever met.

i'm great because i can laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes straight. it can be painful but hey, it's like being high :P :P :P :P :P

ya didn't say it had to be mud related!
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:07 pm

What can I say, I'm whipped.

Edited per womans approval!
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Postby Kifle » Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:38 am

I'm great because...well, honestly, the list is too expanisve to even begin. I'll just let you all use your imaginations. I must go admire myself in the mirror now.
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Postby Ashiwi » Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:12 pm

Arilin Nydelahar wrote:What can I say, I'm whipped.

Edited per womans approval!


I may not be great, but I can remember what Arilin's post said, and post it at a later time for his punishment and enjoyment.

Kifle's great in a horse costume!
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:16 pm

Ashiwi wrote:I may not be great, but I can remember what Arilin's post said, and post it at a later time for his punishment and enjoyment.

Kifle's great in a horse costume!


Boo, hiss.

And that was a costume?
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Postby Ashiwi » Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:18 pm

Arilin Nydelahar wrote:And that was a costume?


If it wasn't, then that's REALLY something to brag about.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Postby Clan Blindhammer » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:04 pm

I'm great cuz I made playin Duergar cool again.

I'm also great cuz, drunk or sober, word of recall is just one letter away...
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Postby Ambar » Mon Aug 23, 2004 9:04 am

Ashiwi wrote:I may not be great, but I can remember what Arilin's post said, and post it at a later time for his punishment and enjoyment.


if it said what he told me it said (lucky he told me before i SAW it) ... he'd be in HORRIBLE trouble!
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Postby Sesexe » Thu Aug 26, 2004 5:59 pm

I'm so great because I can load invasions without being a staff member!

And because I'm the only lich who is signed up for the final RP event!

Oh yeah, and because I can make a thread directed at on person in particular and have them never post in it.
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Postby Grumdikanikus » Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:18 am

Clan Blindhammer wrote:I'm great cuz I made playin Duergar cool again.

I'm also great cuz, drunk or sober, word of recall is just one letter away...




Arti is great because he has completly different Zmud settings to use while he plays drunk to compensate for his inability to think straight.

But Clan Mournstone Still PWNS Blindhammer!

Grumdikanikus Mournstone. :twisted:
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Postby Botef » Fri Aug 27, 2004 7:15 pm

I'm great because my last name is Baenre.

Edited to add:
I'm great because that won't be your last name for long... :) - Kossuth

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