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The Toril Brag Line

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:57 pm
by Sesexe
To: Noone, Anyone, or Everyone, or You.

So what makes you so damn special? Hrmm? What gives you the right to look down on others? What makes you so much better then other people? Why is your opinion on whatever so much better or more important? Why should anyone listen to you about that topic you love to complain about? What qualifications do you have to speak with any authority on it?

Go on and Toot your own horn.

You got the attitude like you are so great, so why is that? Come on. Let it out.

Here's your chance. Right here. Right now. Let's hear it or you can just STFU and drop the attitude cuz you ain't chet and don't have the balls to speak up and prove it.

Here you go complete the sentence:

I'm so great because..

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:31 pm
by jalahon
When I lead clouds, I can kill everyone in my group and walk away untouched!

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 1:03 am
by Tanji Smanji
I'm great because I'm me, and no one else in the world can ever have that honor.

*destroys a small new england town with his ego*

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 7:07 am
by moritheil
jalahon wrote:When I lead clouds, I can kill everyone in my group and walk away untouched!


That's my boy!

:P

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 2:37 pm
by Ambar
...

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 2:38 pm
by Ambar
victim of the great debug bug ... and couldnt delete :(

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 2:38 pm
by Ambar
Moritheil:I'm great because I cause massive spanks

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:10 pm
by Sesexe
Ambar is so great because she knows how to spam the 'submit' button.

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:38 pm
by Delmair Aamoren
i'm fat. and im DEAD sexeh!

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:48 pm
by Gormal
Because Toddrick says I have an artifact.

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 12:51 am
by Mitharx
I made dwarves sexy again.

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 3:10 pm
by Pril
I'm great because for every corpse of anyone on the mud i've had 2, go ahead everyone count your corpses and see if all the muds corpses come anywhere close to mine.

Pril

"You ASSOC: 'hey guys think I can solo Musip green?"

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:12 pm
by Ashiwi
Pril wrote:I'm great because for every corpse of anyone on the mud i've had 2, go ahead everyone count your corpses and see if all the muds corpses come anywhere close to mine.


::cough::

If we could find out how many deaths we each have, I'd take that bet.

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 5:54 pm
by Oghma
Pril wrote:I'm great because for every corpse of anyone on the mud i've had 2, go ahead everyone count your corpses and see if all the muds corpses come anywhere close to mine.

Pril

"You ASSOC: 'hey guys think I can solo Musip green?"


I'd also take that bet.

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 6:27 pm
by Iaiken Toransier
I was great because after 29 times zoning with Morithiel I only ever died once AND it was my OWN fault!

ps: Even though I don't really play anymore, when I do log in within 6 seconds I'll have a tell on my screen from Mori "Saddle up. :P" Guy must be getting desperate for victims...

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 5:04 am
by Teklar
I'm great because of my (looks around and whispers) my great powers. I can point my finger at a flag and make it move!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 5:20 am
by Ambar
eep thought that said fag ..


man i might need glasses :P

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 1:25 pm
by Salen
I'm great because of my (looks around and whispers) my great powers. I can point my finger at a flag and make it move! -Teklar

eep thought that said fag ..
man i might need glasses -Ambar



No, he's not a theatre director.

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:14 am
by Tasan
I'm so great because everyone calls me !!x.

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:10 pm
by Jhorr
I'm great because I mudded successfully throughout my medical education and was recently selected for a fellowship in cardiology.

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 4:41 pm
by Shevarash
I'm so great because I coded Forage.

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 7:34 pm
by Sylvos
I'm Sylvos

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:04 am
by Tanji Smanji
Sylvos wrote:I'm Sylvos


Dude, this is the brag thread, not the apology thread. Sheesh!

bragg

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:26 am
by Ashod
I can CR anything Morithiel gets a group into................willingly.
I have been killed by Pril's invoker feedback more times than anyone.
I have fell asleep in more lillithelle groups than anyone and still get grouped.
I have Pava outmatched in stupid deaths.
I have had the experience of Grogu's Cleric/Tank skills.


Grogu group-says: I can tank!
Jalahon group-say: Grogu east!
Grogu leaves east.

Jalahon leaves east
You follow Jalahon.

Grogu flees west.
You are dead. R.I.P.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 8:20 pm
by jalahon
Notice how I only asked grogu to go east? :)

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 4:58 am
by Keran
... because of my purple crank.

Love,

Toarn Ravenheart

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:04 pm
by Brogdagorripor
Because I have played here for 10 years and am still a noob.

Oh, and I coded Yaun-Ti.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:56 pm
by Imis9
Toddrod?

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:03 am
by Treladian
I'm great because I have an alias that spits out the Robin Hood: Men in Tights song.

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:06 am
by teflor the ranger
I'm great 'cause I'm a non-stick ranger.

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:06 pm
by thanuk
Im so great because I was the only one with balls enough to call the sisterhood guildhouse a brothel to the leader's face.

Comeon, you know you were all thinking it.

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:41 am
by Ambar
christ get real, 'nuk

your claim to fame is




your mother

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:49 pm
by Dlur
Don't forget his mullet.

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:29 am
by kwirl
cuz all the chicks love me more than you

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:11 pm
by Tanji Smanji
kwirl wrote:cuz all the chicks love me more than you



With what you pay them, I'm not suprised.

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:26 pm
by Yayaril
8)

I can get the kill shot while unconscious.

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:27 pm
by Yayaril
8)

My pet ghast is better equipped than the main tank.

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:52 pm
by Eilistraee
Yayaril's true brag line is 3 West comics. Bring back 3 west!

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:37 pm
by Jenera
I'm great because after 10 years of mudding, I can still get lost on my way to Splitshield.

I am also great because every time I get remotely close to 50, I die a bunch of times (of no fault of my own i.e. Tank lags, mobs walk into a leader assigned safe room and decide to target me, I'm following someone I'm told to follow and they forget anybody is following them, etc. ), and fail all the resses, even when I don't normally fail a ress and have natural 100 con.

I own you all.

omg!

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:09 pm
by muma
YAyaril is great because he's the funniest person i've ever met.

i'm great because i can laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes straight. it can be painful but hey, it's like being high :P :P :P :P :P

ya didn't say it had to be mud related!

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:07 pm
by Arilin Nydelahar
What can I say, I'm whipped.

Edited per womans approval!

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:38 am
by Kifle
I'm great because...well, honestly, the list is too expanisve to even begin. I'll just let you all use your imaginations. I must go admire myself in the mirror now.

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:12 pm
by Ashiwi
Arilin Nydelahar wrote:What can I say, I'm whipped.

Edited per womans approval!


I may not be great, but I can remember what Arilin's post said, and post it at a later time for his punishment and enjoyment.

Kifle's great in a horse costume!

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:16 pm
by Arilin Nydelahar
Ashiwi wrote:I may not be great, but I can remember what Arilin's post said, and post it at a later time for his punishment and enjoyment.

Kifle's great in a horse costume!


Boo, hiss.

And that was a costume?

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:18 pm
by Ashiwi
Arilin Nydelahar wrote:And that was a costume?


If it wasn't, then that's REALLY something to brag about.

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:04 pm
by Clan Blindhammer
I'm great cuz I made playin Duergar cool again.

I'm also great cuz, drunk or sober, word of recall is just one letter away...

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 9:04 am
by Ambar
Ashiwi wrote:I may not be great, but I can remember what Arilin's post said, and post it at a later time for his punishment and enjoyment.


if it said what he told me it said (lucky he told me before i SAW it) ... he'd be in HORRIBLE trouble!

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 5:59 pm
by Sesexe
I'm so great because I can load invasions without being a staff member!

And because I'm the only lich who is signed up for the final RP event!

Oh yeah, and because I can make a thread directed at on person in particular and have them never post in it.

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:18 am
by Grumdikanikus
Clan Blindhammer wrote:I'm great cuz I made playin Duergar cool again.

I'm also great cuz, drunk or sober, word of recall is just one letter away...




Arti is great because he has completly different Zmud settings to use while he plays drunk to compensate for his inability to think straight.

But Clan Mournstone Still PWNS Blindhammer!

Grumdikanikus Mournstone. :twisted:

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 7:15 pm
by Botef
I'm great because my last name is Baenre.

Edited to add:
I'm great because that won't be your last name for long... :) - Kossuth