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Postby Ihazim » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:31 am

kay go
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Postby Sarvis » Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:00 am

Will Rangers ever be worth playing? ;)
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Postby Ihazim » Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:06 am

probably one day. even now rangers are fun for some people to play.
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Postby Shevarash » Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:36 am

what ryhmes with "orange"?
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Postby Ihazim » Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:40 am

what ryhmes with "orange"?


nothing that i know of.
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Postby Ensis » Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:51 am

What are the 8 cyclic functions of an m16a2 rifle?
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Sat Nov 27, 2004 1:41 pm

Define newtons gravitational constant.
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Postby sifu_augustin » Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:15 pm

which provides for the greatest concentration gradient in a drying process: cocurrent or countercurrent?
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Postby Shevarash » Sat Nov 27, 2004 5:26 pm

what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
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Postby Sarvis » Sat Nov 27, 2004 5:50 pm

Shevarash wrote:what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?


42
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Postby Iaiken Toransier » Sat Nov 27, 2004 6:00 pm

Will that "Where are my civil rights?" thread ever actually matter?
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Postby Sephraem » Sat Nov 27, 2004 6:41 pm

Iaiken Toransier wrote:Will that "Where are my civil rights?" thread ever actually matter?


What, in fact, defines whether a thread matters at all?

Does this thread matter?

Does any thread matter?
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Postby shalath » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:14 pm

Shevarash wrote:what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?


Isn't it worrying when an immortal has to ask about the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

Nontheless:

http://users.aristotle.net/~diogenes/meaning1.htm

http://sysopmind.com/tmol-faq/tmol-faq.html

http://www.themeaningoflife.org/

I'm not so good on the universe and everything though :S
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Postby Corth » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:20 pm

I concur with Sarvis. The answer to Life, the universe, and everything, and therefore the answer to any question that could possibly be asked in this thread is simply, 42. :)
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Postby Shevarash » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:33 am

So handled.
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Postby Eilistraee » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:43 am

Isn't the term Kossuthed?
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Postby Sarvis » Sun Nov 28, 2004 6:33 am

Shouldn't it be Sarvissed, in this case? ;)
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Postby Disoputlip » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:25 pm

A halfling is the half of two halflings.

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Postby Xisiqomelir » Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:33 pm

Ihazim wrote:
what ryhmes with "orange"?


nothing that i know of.


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Postby amolol » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:56 am

what makes me so stupid?

how the hell did i end up with a girlfriend?

will i ever learn to type,spell, and use grammar?
i dont know what your problem is, but i bet its hard to pronounce

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Postby Sonon » Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:33 am

amolol wrote:what makes me so stupid?

how the hell did i end up with a girlfriend?

will i ever learn to type,spell, and use grammar?


omg are you that into pitying yourself?
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Postby Ambar » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:20 am

Sonon wrote:
amolol wrote:what makes me so stupid?

how the hell did i end up with a girlfriend?

will i ever learn to type,spell, and use grammar?


omg are you that into pitying yourself?


no, he is that used to being ragged on ... be patient .. if he keeps posting you will see :P
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Hey, you

Postby muma » Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:55 pm

Will you buy me flowers?
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Postby Shevarash » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:56 pm

why do pretzels make me thirsty?

why does steven seagal keep making movies?

why is jessica simpson allowed to sing?

how come tamagotchis aren't popular anymore?

why do they keep making the same Grand Theft Auto game over and over again?

why is condoleeza rice allowed to hold any position of authority?

why do they have holiday pepsi but no holiday coke?

why are altoids so curiously strong?

why did I just type all that out?
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Postby Sonon » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:15 pm

hey i still have a tomagatchi it is dead but i still have one
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:26 pm

Why aren't melee changes in?
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Postby Ashiwi » Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:32 pm

Why can't I clean poison off my blades?

Oh wait...
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Postby Ambar » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:30 pm

Shevarash wrote:
why do they have holiday pepsi but no holiday coke?


they do :P
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Postby Vorkul Tigerclaw » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:41 pm

Arilin Nydelahar wrote:Why aren't melee changes in?


Yeah...=p
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Postby Ihazim » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:18 am

Ensis Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:51 am Post subject:

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What are the 8 cyclic functions of an m16a2 rifle?



i havent the slightest.

Arilin Nydelahar Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 1:41 pm Post subject:

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Define newtons gravitational constant.


i think it has something to do at the rate planets move?

sifu_augustin Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:15 pm Post subject:

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which provides for the greatest concentration gradient in a drying process: cocurrent or countercurrent?



amolol Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:56 am Post subject:

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what makes me so stupid?

how the hell did i end up with a girlfriend?

will i ever learn to type,spell, and use grammar?


I think all of these things are/were up to your own self motivation and desire. You're stupid because you dont care to be smart and you have a girlfriend because you wanted one and you don't learn grammar because you dont want to.

muma Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:55 pm Post subject: Hey, you

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Will you buy me flowers?


can i draw you a flower in ms paint and email it to you instead?
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Postby Kifle » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:54 am

Ihazim wrote:
Arilin Nydelahar Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 1:41 pm Post subject:

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Define newtons gravitational constant.


i think it has something to do at the rate planets move?



It actually has to do with mass...but real gravity is defined using einstien's theory of reletivity.


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Postby Drache » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:30 am

why did Kifle have manboobs with his manly mangina and play female when there was no need! *cringe*
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Postby Ambar » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:58 am

Kifle wrote:Why is Arilin so Homo?



I'm pretty sure he isnt .....
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Postby Tasan » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:03 am

Shevarash wrote:why do pretzels make me thirsty?


It's not the pretzels, it's the 7 beers you drank prior.

Shevarash wrote:why does steven seagal keep making movies?


Why are you still aware he is?

Shevarash wrote:why is jessica simpson allowed to sing?


For the same reason that William Hung is.

Shevarash wrote:how come tamagotchis aren't popular anymore?


Because most people haven't a damned clue what a tamagotchi is.

Shevarash wrote:why do they keep making the same Grand Theft Auto game over and over again?


For the same reason they made 4 Leathal Weapon movies...

Shevarash wrote:why is condoleeza rice allowed to hold any position of authority?


Utterly baffling.

Shevarash wrote:why are altoids so curiously strong?


To keep you curious.

Shevarash wrote:why did I just type all that out?


Because being old has erroded your mind.

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Postby Sarvis » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:48 am

Shevarash wrote:why do pretzels make me thirsty?

why does steven seagal keep making movies?

why is jessica simpson allowed to sing?

how come tamagotchis aren't popular anymore?

why do they keep making the same Grand Theft Auto game over and over again?

why is condoleeza rice allowed to hold any position of authority?

why do they have holiday pepsi but no holiday coke?

why are altoids so curiously strong?

why did I just type all that out?


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is no more the same game as GTA 3 than Metroid and Super Metroid are the same game.

Stop that! ;)
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oh, i think so

Postby muma » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:38 am

Ihazim wrote:can i draw you a flower in ms paint and email it to you instead?


yes?
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Re: oh, i think so

Postby Yadir » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:45 am

muma wrote:
Ihazim wrote:can i draw you a flower in ms paint and email it to you instead?


yes?


Don't use MS Paint. Use this site instead.

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/flowers/index.htm

:)
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Postby amolol » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:46 pm

sonon if i were pittying myself i would have asked why people always pick on me why cant anybody see things the way i do ect ect ect... basicly i was just setting up a premise for larim to have a bit of fun by ragging on me.

now for the question...

whats long roung hard and full of semen?
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Postby Sarvis » Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:06 pm

amolol wrote:sonon if i were pittying myself i would have asked why people always pick on me why cant anybody see things the way i do ect ect ect... basicly i was just setting up a premise for larim to have a bit of fun by ragging on me.

now for the question...

whats long roung hard and full of semen?


submarine.
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Postby Lenefir » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:52 pm

I'll ask with a picture taken from Daily Mirror's front page on the 4th of November 2004 (just in case you should have missed it :twisted:) http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page.cfm?objectid=14835905&method=full&siteid=50143
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Postby selerial » Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:41 pm

amolol wrote:now for the question...

whats long roung hard and full of semen?


I'm not sure this joke works in the text world, seeing as we're dealing with homonyms here. If you were going to write it out properly, I think you'd want to say "sea men" since the other spelling is supposed to be where the "twist" comes in from saying it out loud. And it's already been answered anyways...
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Postby sok » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:45 am

amolol wrote:sonon if i were pittying myself i would have asked why people always pick on me why cant anybody see things the way i do ect ect ect... basicly i was just setting up a premise for larim to have a bit of fun by ragging on me.

now for the question...

whats long roung hard and full of semen?


submarine?
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Postby amolol » Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:50 am

yes its a submarine i think the spelling error there was where i slipped off the A key and hit caps lock instead and forgot to fix it... sorry bout that but yes submarine...

now name a word that starts with F and ends in uck
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Postby Garal » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:32 am

amolol wrote:now name a word that starts with F and ends in uck

Firetruck.

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Postby amolol » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:35 am

aww you guys have heard all these :P

ohwell uuuuummmmm

if i hit myself with an ugly stick enough times will i eventually become so ugly that im pretty?
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Postby Diel » Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:51 am

...

I wish Ihazim would bless us with his knowledge on that one :(

I looked all over the internet for an answer to that one Amolol
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Postby Ihazim » Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:31 am

your attempt at humor rivals that of gagai trying not to be gai. which is not very well.

also id like to say that toril-mud is a game. to some of you out there, relax a little :p
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Postby Sonon » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:54 am

amolol wrote:aww you guys have heard all these :P

ohwell uuuuummmmm

if i hit myself with an ugly stick enough times will i eventually become so ugly that im pretty?


i say no because if someone is really ugly people just look away you would go through life with no one ever looking at you
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Postby Ashiwi » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:42 pm

Sonon wrote:i say no because if someone is really ugly people just look away you would go through life with no one ever looking at you


If nobody ever truly sees you, then who is to say whether you are ugly or pretty? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, no?


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