ask ihazim anything
ask ihazim anything
kay go
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Shevarash wrote:what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
Isn't it worrying when an immortal has to ask about the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
Nontheless:
http://users.aristotle.net/~diogenes/meaning1.htm
http://sysopmind.com/tmol-faq/tmol-faq.html
http://www.themeaningoflife.org/
I'm not so good on the universe and everything though :S
I concur with Sarvis. The answer to Life, the universe, and everything, and therefore the answer to any question that could possibly be asked in this thread is simply, 42. :)
Having said all that, the situation has been handled, so this thread is pretty much at an end. -Kossuth
Goddamned slippery mage.
Goddamned slippery mage.
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amolol wrote:what makes me so stupid?
how the hell did i end up with a girlfriend?
will i ever learn to type,spell, and use grammar?
omg are you that into pitying yourself?
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Alysia group-says 'Lilen immolates a terrified squirrel to a charred crisp with his devastating inferno!'
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Lilen group-says 'where are all da trolls i was promised'
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Hey, you
Will you buy me flowers?
Es gibt keinen Löffel!
Miax OOC: 'Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Shevarash.'
Miax OOC: 'Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Shevarash.'
why do pretzels make me thirsty?
why does steven seagal keep making movies?
why is jessica simpson allowed to sing?
how come tamagotchis aren't popular anymore?
why do they keep making the same Grand Theft Auto game over and over again?
why is condoleeza rice allowed to hold any position of authority?
why do they have holiday pepsi but no holiday coke?
why are altoids so curiously strong?
why did I just type all that out?
why does steven seagal keep making movies?
why is jessica simpson allowed to sing?
how come tamagotchis aren't popular anymore?
why do they keep making the same Grand Theft Auto game over and over again?
why is condoleeza rice allowed to hold any position of authority?
why do they have holiday pepsi but no holiday coke?
why are altoids so curiously strong?
why did I just type all that out?
Shevarash -- Code Forger of TorilMUD
hey i still have a tomagatchi it is dead but i still have one
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Ensis Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:51 am Post subject:
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What are the 8 cyclic functions of an m16a2 rifle?
i havent the slightest.
Arilin Nydelahar Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 1:41 pm Post subject:
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Define newtons gravitational constant.
i think it has something to do at the rate planets move?
sifu_augustin Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:15 pm Post subject:
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which provides for the greatest concentration gradient in a drying process: cocurrent or countercurrent?
amolol Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:56 am Post subject:
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what makes me so stupid?
how the hell did i end up with a girlfriend?
will i ever learn to type,spell, and use grammar?
I think all of these things are/were up to your own self motivation and desire. You're stupid because you dont care to be smart and you have a girlfriend because you wanted one and you don't learn grammar because you dont want to.
muma Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:55 pm Post subject: Hey, you
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Will you buy me flowers?
can i draw you a flower in ms paint and email it to you instead?
Ihazim wrote:Arilin Nydelahar Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 1:41 pm Post subject:
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Define newtons gravitational constant.
i think it has something to do at the rate planets move?
It actually has to do with mass...but real gravity is defined using einstien's theory of reletivity.
Why is Arilin so Homo?
Fotex group-says 'Behold! penis!'
Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.
Thalidyrr tells you 'Yeah, you know, getting it like a jackhammer wears you out.'
Teflor "You can beat a tank with a shovel!!1!1!!one!!1!uno!!"
Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.
Thalidyrr tells you 'Yeah, you know, getting it like a jackhammer wears you out.'
Teflor "You can beat a tank with a shovel!!1!1!!one!!1!uno!!"
Shevarash wrote:why do pretzels make me thirsty?
It's not the pretzels, it's the 7 beers you drank prior.
Shevarash wrote:why does steven seagal keep making movies?
Why are you still aware he is?
Shevarash wrote:why is jessica simpson allowed to sing?
For the same reason that William Hung is.
Shevarash wrote:how come tamagotchis aren't popular anymore?
Because most people haven't a damned clue what a tamagotchi is.
Shevarash wrote:why do they keep making the same Grand Theft Auto game over and over again?
For the same reason they made 4 Leathal Weapon movies...
Shevarash wrote:why is condoleeza rice allowed to hold any position of authority?
Utterly baffling.
Shevarash wrote:why are altoids so curiously strong?
To keep you curious.
Shevarash wrote:why did I just type all that out?
Because being old has erroded your mind.
!!x
Danahg tells you 'yeah, luckily i kept most of it in my mouth and nasal membranes, ugh'
Dlur group-says 'I have a dead horse that I'm dragging down the shaft with my 4 corpses. Anyone want to help me beat it?'
Calladuran: There are other games to play if you want to play with yourself.
Dlur group-says 'I have a dead horse that I'm dragging down the shaft with my 4 corpses. Anyone want to help me beat it?'
Calladuran: There are other games to play if you want to play with yourself.
Shevarash wrote:why do pretzels make me thirsty?
why does steven seagal keep making movies?
why is jessica simpson allowed to sing?
how come tamagotchis aren't popular anymore?
why do they keep making the same Grand Theft Auto game over and over again?
why is condoleeza rice allowed to hold any position of authority?
why do they have holiday pepsi but no holiday coke?
why are altoids so curiously strong?
why did I just type all that out?
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is no more the same game as GTA 3 than Metroid and Super Metroid are the same game.
Stop that! ;)
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I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write. - Some Guy Who Paraphrased Voltaire
oh, i think so
Ihazim wrote:can i draw you a flower in ms paint and email it to you instead?
yes?
Es gibt keinen Löffel!
Miax OOC: 'Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Shevarash.'
Miax OOC: 'Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Shevarash.'
Re: oh, i think so
muma wrote:Ihazim wrote:can i draw you a flower in ms paint and email it to you instead?
yes?
Don't use MS Paint. Use this site instead.
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/flowers/index.htm
:)
amolol wrote:sonon if i were pittying myself i would have asked why people always pick on me why cant anybody see things the way i do ect ect ect... basicly i was just setting up a premise for larim to have a bit of fun by ragging on me.
now for the question...
whats long roung hard and full of semen?
submarine.
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I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write. - Some Guy Who Paraphrased Voltaire
I'll ask with a picture taken from Daily Mirror's front page on the 4th of November 2004 (just in case you should have missed it :twisted:) http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page.cfm?objectid=14835905&method=full&siteid=50143
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--Futurama
amolol wrote:now for the question...
whats long roung hard and full of semen?
I'm not sure this joke works in the text world, seeing as we're dealing with homonyms here. If you were going to write it out properly, I think you'd want to say "sea men" since the other spelling is supposed to be where the "twist" comes in from saying it out loud. And it's already been answered anyways...
amolol wrote:sonon if i were pittying myself i would have asked why people always pick on me why cant anybody see things the way i do ect ect ect... basicly i was just setting up a premise for larim to have a bit of fun by ragging on me.
now for the question...
whats long roung hard and full of semen?
submarine?
...
I wish Ihazim would bless us with his knowledge on that one :(
I looked all over the internet for an answer to that one Amolol
I wish Ihazim would bless us with his knowledge on that one :(
I looked all over the internet for an answer to that one Amolol
Hoppel ASSOC:: 'ROFL ON THE BEST FLOOR EVAR!!!1!1!oneone'
Klandan group-says 'No, I just won't group with him. Just making that clear up front.
Hibbidy tells you 'kill giant'
Twyl tells you 'I hate my life'
Don't blame me because you aren't an interesting person and have a problem finding anything to talk about.
Klandan group-says 'No, I just won't group with him. Just making that clear up front.
Hibbidy tells you 'kill giant'
Twyl tells you 'I hate my life'
Don't blame me because you aren't an interesting person and have a problem finding anything to talk about.
amolol wrote:aww you guys have heard all these :P
ohwell uuuuummmmm
if i hit myself with an ugly stick enough times will i eventually become so ugly that im pretty?
i say no because if someone is really ugly people just look away you would go through life with no one ever looking at you
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Alysia group-says 'Lilen immolates a terrified squirrel to a charred crisp with his devastating inferno!'
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Lilen group-says 'where are all da trolls i was promised'
Lilen has left the group.
Alysia group-says 'Lilen immolates a terrified squirrel to a charred crisp with his devastating inferno!'
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Lilen group-says 'where are all da trolls i was promised'
Lilen has left the group.
Sonon wrote:i say no because if someone is really ugly people just look away you would go through life with no one ever looking at you
If nobody ever truly sees you, then who is to say whether you are ugly or pretty? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, no?
No wonder they're an endangered species.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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