Power Levelling

[Yarash]

I was going to post this on my guild bbs but thought this too good to not share with the world :)

We all know how annoying it is when newbies come on and demand equipment and power levelling. So from time to time I amuse myself when I'm in a newbie character by politely telling to friends that I heard they like to powerlevel newbies to 50, and then wait for their response. The responses are always different and generally interesting. I never follow through on my requests, I am just looking for the response ;) My favorite is the one where Nililor lectures me.

- Mike

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12/12/04 (Notice he tries to find out who was spreading such rumors!)
You tell Moltok 'There is a rumor going around that you like to power level newbies to level 50. Is this true?'
Moltok tells you 'heh'
Moltok tells you 'and from who did you hear such a thing'
Moltok tells you 'especially considering you are vilrace, and I am goodrace'
Moltok tells you 'no comment?'
Moltok tells you 'then I guess you'll never know the answer to yer question'
You tell Moltok '(thinking!) People in scardale are excitedly talking about it'
You tell Moltok 'I overheard a crowd of newbies ;)'
Moltok tells you 'well, considering I've been gone for over 6months...'

10/28/04
You tell Myran 'hello, a friend of mine said you like to powerlevel people to 50, is this true?'
Myran tells you 'hmm powerlevel to lvl 50, that sounds like a challenge'
Myran has just given you his consent.
You tell Myran 'I am attempting to group you. (trigger)'
You form a new group.
You are now a member of Murder Death Kill - MDK.
You group-say 'New member acquired to MDK. Be well, Myran.'
Myran group-says 'split shield?'
You group-say 'whoops, I've been found out hehe'
You group-say 'I was just messing around ;)'

11/17/03
You tell Shalath 'So I hear you like to power level newbies to 50. Is this true?'
Shalath tells you 'erm, eh?'

09/26/03
You tell Lasa 'So I hear you like to power-level newbies to 50. Is this true?'
Lasa tells you 'u are very wrong ;-)'

09/25/03 (I get lectured!)
You tell Nililor 'So I hear you like to power-level newbies to 50. Is this true?'
Nililor tells you 'rofl'
You tell Nililor ':)'
Nililor tells you 'nope cuz i aint lvl 50 and your not a noob'
Nililor tells you 'your just tryin to take the easy way out without gaining the knowledge'
Nililor tells you 'got no problem helping people level who already have the knowledge'
Nililor licks you.

09/19/03
You tell Kajib 'So I hear you like to power level newbies to 50. Is this true?'
Kajib tells you 'about as true as the rumors that klosh is gay'
Kajib tells you '....then again'

09/15/03
You group-say 'So Anarii, I hear you like to power level newbies to 50. Is this true?'
Anarii group-says 'YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!'

07/31/03
You tell Ruagh 'So I hear you like to power level lowbies to 50. Is this true?'
Ruagh tells you 'naw its a lie :P I can help em out with eq and teach them, but I wont drag em around :P'
Ruagh tells you 'Besides, I cant play long enough to level up my own enchanter, not even counting others.'
Ruagh tells you 'But human invokers sux anyway :P Drow will own em anytime.'

07/29/03
You tell Lythix 'So I hear you like to power-level people to 50. Is this true?'
Lythix tells you 'if they're nice'

07/21/03 (Hehehehehe!)
You tell Pril 'So I hear you like to power level newbies to 50. Is this true?'
Pril tells you 'nope, i do it for some people but not those who ask like that'

07/18/03
You tell Kajib 'So I hear you like to power level newbies to 50. Is this true?'
Kajib tells you 'lol warriors cant plevel worth crap'
Kajib tells you 'im just chattin to guild and sendin pics heeh'

07/17/03
You tell Klandan 'So I hear you like to power level people to 50. Is this true?'
Klandan tells you 'Just people worth the time. *grin*'
Klandan tells you 'And I couldn't possibly see somebody who would roll a human over gnome, or elf invoker as worthwhile. :P'

05/18/03
You say 'So Sszantiel, I hear you like to power level people to 50. Is this true?'
Sszantiel rolls on the floor laughing.
Sszantiel begins to ponder on something.
Denez points at you and falls down laughing.
Whap! Denez whaps you upside the head. OUCH!
Sszantiel quietly hisses 'i could power level someone to 25 or so then im useless'
Denez says 'so your the one that kept giving me subliminal messages to roll an evil cleric'
You say 'woo, it worked!'

04/19/03
You tell Nazma 'Word's going around that you like to power level lowbies/midbies. Is this true?'
Nazma tells you 'heh word going around should be I hate high levels that exclude lowbies from exp groups of 3 people on ship'
Nazma tells you 'and that I think people shouldn't complain about evil pbase being low when they don't want to help lowbies'

04/13/03 (No response *frown*)
You tell Jalahon 'So I hear you like to power level lowbies to 50, is this true?'

04/12/03 (somehow he knew!)
You tell Mogr 'I hear you like to power level lowbies to 50, is this true?'
Mogr tells you 'mwahaha'
Mogr tells you 'we doin oakvale, if yarash is keen'

03/23/03
You tell Myrranth 'I hear you like to power level newbies to 50, is this true?'
Myrranth tells you 'I hear you are a huge noob.'
You tell Myrranth 'hehe, guilty as charged'
You tell Myrranth 'was just messin :)'
Myrranth tells you 'who is this?'

03/19/03 (This is not totally related, but a funny incident.)
Thrud says 'wanna level us? :p'
Culare says 'What do you mean, "level us"?'
Culare says 'I don't understand those words.'
You say 'Oh, word is going around that Culare likes to power level lowbies to 50, is this true?'
Culare says 'Power level?'
Thrud says 'kill stuff as we assist and drain exp :p'
Thrud nods at himself, reassuring himself that he's ok.
You giggle.
Culare begins to ponder on something.
You tell Culare 'pay no attention to us hehe'
Culare says 'I like to help people that appreciate my skills... nothing more.'
You tell Culare 'we're just messing around'
Thrud says 'oh we do appreciate ele skills, esp when they don't lag out in the last room in roots :p'
Thrud flashes you a wicked grin.
Culare says 'I need to leave.'
Culare leaves west.
A fire elemental blazes west.

02/05/03 (Ignored me!)
You tell Gerad 'I hear you like to powerlevel people to 50, is this true?'

02/03/03 (He wants to know who is spreading such rumors!)
You tell Xolan 'I hear you like to power level people to 50. Is this true?'
Xolan tells you 'Who told you that?'
You tell Xolan '*whistles*'

[Ambar]

he was AT keys?

11/17/03
You tell Shalath 'So I hear you like to power level newbies to 50. Is this true?'
Shalath tells you 'erm, eh?'

THAT is news

rofl i so remember you writing messages on papers that said to roll a evil cleric and then dropping them in mir

today:

You tell Yarash 'plevel me to 50?'
Yarash tells you 'Hrm, I'll have to think about it ;)'
You tell Yarash '*wink*'
Yarash tells you 'I am very tempted though hehe'

[Elisten]

I still have a note that Yarash wrote me. It just say's Elisten

And when we were assoc'd together, he had another one just like it. Man would some of them guildies get a bit pissy when he did that. Hehe, oh well. I loved it.

Yarash you rock.

I'll power level you to 50 anytime. *smirk* In probably the same amount of years!

Hope you all are well!!

[Verarb]

hahah!
how many times you got DeNied for being a human?