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Gerad
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t3h funn3h

Postby Gerad » Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:38 am

Lalsed starts casting an offensive spell called 'creeping doom'.

< 316h/316H 190v/205V > l
The Alley of Shadows
Exits: -N -E -S -W
Lalsed (Half-Elf) stands here.

< 316h/316H 191v/205V > scan

You scan north...
The Inn of the Dead Rogue
Exits: -S -U
A sly looking rogue is standing behind the counter here, serving drinks.

You scan east...
The Alley of Shadows
Exits: -E -S -W
A mercenary is stumbling around here, drunk off his ass.

You scan south...
Kezzlar's Gym
Exits: -N
A child is sitting here on the edge of the mat, watching enthusiastically.
A child is sitting here on the edge of the mat, watching enthusiastically.
A peasant woman is here, sitting along the edges of the mat.
A commoner is here, wrestling around on the mat.
A commoner is here, wrestling around on the mat.

You scan west...
The Alley of Shadows
Exits: -E -S

< 316h/316H 191v/205V >
Lalsed completes his spell...
Lalsed utters the words, 'creeping doom'
A horrible horde of small biting and stinging insects descends on you!

< 316h/316H 191v/205V > roll
Looks interesting back there doesn't it?

< 316h/316H 191v/205V >
Lalsed says 'um is the suxorz if you dunno what u doing'

< 316h/316H 191v/205V >
Lalsed leaves south.
You follow Lalsed.

Kezzlar's Gym
Exits: -N
Lalsed (Half-Elf) stands here.
A child is sitting here on the edge of the mat, watching enthusiastically.
A child is sitting here on the edge of the mat, watching enthusiastically.
A peasant woman is here, sitting along the edges of the mat.
A commoner is here, wrestling around on the mat.
A commoner is here, wrestling around on the mat.

< 316h/316H 190v/205V >
Lalsed's creeping doom hits zero target.

< 316h/316H 190v/205V > rofl
A child hoots with joy as the struggle continues.
You roll on the floor laughing.
<I>When a man lies, he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths, which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?</I>
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Postby Gerad » Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:40 am

< 316h/316H 191v/205V > rofl
A child says 'I've just witnessed a crime! I'd better go report it.'
A child slumps to the ground.
The creeping doom sent by Lalsed overwhelms a child who disappears under a carpet of living death!
A child is dead! R.I.P.
A child slumps to the ground.
rofl
A child says 'I've just witnessed a crime! I'd better go report it.'
A woman says 'I've just witnessed a crime! I'd better go report it.'
You receive your share of experience.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of a child.
A woman says 'I've just witnessed a crime! I'd better go report it.'
A child slumps to the ground.
The creeping doom sent by Lalsed overwhelms a child who disappears under a carpet of living death!
A child is dead! R.I.P.
A child slumps to the ground.
You receive your share of experience.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of a child.
A commoner says 'I've just witnessed a crime! I'd better go report it.'
A woman slumps to the ground.
The creeping doom sent by Lalsed overwhelms a woman who disappears under a carpet of living death!
A woman is dead! R.I.P.
A woman slumps to the ground.
A commoner says 'I've just witnessed a crime! I'd better go report it.'
A commoner says 'I've just witnessed a crime! I'd better go report it.'
You receive your share of experience.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of a woman.
A commoner says 'I've just witnessed a crime! I'd better go report it.'
A commoner slumps to the ground.
The creeping doom sent by Lalsed overwhelms a commoner who disappears under a carpet of living death!
A commoner is dead! R.I.P.
A commoner slumps to the ground.
A commoner says 'I've just witnessed a crime! I'd better go report it.'
You receive your share of experience.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of a commoner.
A commoner slumps to the ground.
The creeping doom sent by Lalsed overwhelms a commoner who disappears under a carpet of living death!
A commoner is dead! R.I.P.
A commoner is stunned!
A commoner slumps to the ground.
You receive your share of experience.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of a commoner.
Lalsed's creeping doom hits five targets.
You roll on the floor laughing.

< 316h/316H 191v/205V > rofl
You roll on the floor laughing.

< 316h/316H 191v/205V > rofl
You roll on the floor laughing.

< 316h/316H 191v/205V > rofl
You roll on the floor laughing.

< 316h/316H 191v/205V > You roll on the floor laughing.

< 316h/316H 191v/205V >
Lalsed scratches at an itch.

< 316h/316H 191v/205V >
Lalsed's creeping doom hits zero target.
The horde disperses.. and leaves what remains to carrion birds.

< 316h/316H 191v/205V >
Lalsed says 'witness this'

< 316h/316H 192v/205V > say Lalsed's creeping doom hits zero target.
You say 'Lalsed's creeping doom hits zero target.'

< 316h/316H 192v/205V > rofl
You roll on the floor laughing.

< 316h/316H 193v/205V > rofl
rofl
You roll on the floor laughing.

< 316h/316H 193v/205V > rofl
You roll on the floor laughing.

< 316h/316H 193v/205V > You roll on the floor laughing.

< 316h/316H 193v/205V >
From outside, the faint chimes of the clock tower sound 9pm.

< 316h/316H 193v/205V >
A commoner grunts as he tries a difficult move.
Lalsed says 'that's almost bbs worthy!'
<I>When a man lies, he murders some part of the world

These are the pale deaths, which men miscall their lives

All this I cannot bear to witness any longer

Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?</I>
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Postby moritheil » Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:54 am

But I don't think UM is teh_sux0rs. :(

Ha! Logic paradox! Either UM is NOT the sux0rs if you don't know what you're doing, or . . . I know what I'm doing.

Which is it?
Yotus group-says 'special quest if you type hi dragon'
Shevarash OOC: 'I feature only the finest mammary glands.'
Silena group-says 'he was so fat and juicy..couldnt resist'
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Postby teflor the ranger » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:44 pm

Or you both don't know what you're talking about. *whistle*

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