Funniest porno names
Funniest porno names
Was returning a dvd at blockbuster and saw a film called 'Good Will Humping'
What other crazy assed titles are out there?
What other crazy assed titles are out there?
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- Sojourner
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Wish my blockbuster had an adult section!
Think I'm gonna give up gaming and follow my lifelong dream of being a porn star. Soon you'll hear about Tanji the python!
Think I'm gonna give up gaming and follow my lifelong dream of being a porn star. Soon you'll hear about Tanji the python!
How to go from Waelos to Weylarii.
Weylarii group-says 'oh shit! my penis is stuck in the toaster. afk'
Corth ASSOC:: 'up to you.. need a ranger, but if you want to afk i can probably find someone else'
Weylarii group-says 'oh shit! my penis is stuck in the toaster. afk'
Corth ASSOC:: 'up to you.. need a ranger, but if you want to afk i can probably find someone else'
Tanji Smanji wrote:Wish my blockbuster had an adult section!
Think I'm gonna give up gaming and follow my lifelong dream of being a porn star. Soon you'll hear about Tanji the python!
Midget porn? :p
Tanji is taken by surprise when Hulk Hogan wraps his manly Pythons around Tanji's small, frail body!
Ew. . .I really should not have said that, it conjured mental images that are going to haunt me the rest of my life. *shudder*
Nerox tells you 'Good deal, the other tanks I have don't wanna do it, and since your my special suicidal tank i figure you don't mind one bit!'
Alurissi tells you 'aren't you susposed to get sick or something and not beable to make tia so i can go? :P'
Alurissi tells you 'aren't you susposed to get sick or something and not beable to make tia so i can go? :P'
4 porn titles on one dvd...
to uranus & back
has xxx trek 1, xxx trek 2 (the man-eater), backside to the future 1, and backside to the future 2...
if you get a chance to rent/buy this do so...
its the FUNNIEST movie I've ever seen....
the actor playing capt. quirk makes the xxx trek movies....
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to uranus & back
has xxx trek 1, xxx trek 2 (the man-eater), backside to the future 1, and backside to the future 2...
if you get a chance to rent/buy this do so...
its the FUNNIEST movie I've ever seen....
the actor playing capt. quirk makes the xxx trek movies....
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Hador group-says 'Inames I think you are the only person on the mud who shouldn't talk about Cofen sucking'
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Hador group-says 'Inames I think you are the only person on the mud who shouldn't talk about Cofen sucking'
*bump*
touched by angel!!!!
touched by angel!!!!
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Hador group-says 'Inames I think you are the only person on the mud who shouldn't talk about Cofen sucking'
Alendar -= The Black Ash of the Phoenix =-
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http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0612.html
http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantIT ... ipt?SK=244
Hador group-says 'Inames I think you are the only person on the mud who shouldn't talk about Cofen sucking'
I couldn't decide which was funniest. Don't worry, it's just text.
Also, I'm calling foul on Blockbuster carrying porn titles that stars anyone other than Shannon Tweed. They've always let Christian values interfere with the time-honored tradition of "the back room". They even carried GTA:SA only after acquiring an edited version without the sex and nudity. I wil admit however, that I did rent softcore porn from Blockbuster when I got my first membership. Shannon Tweed will always have a special place in my heart... an especially dirty place.
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- Sojourner
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Ahhh...the yearly blockbuster porn thread comes alive once again. My dream is still ongoing, just need to afford the surgery.
How to go from Waelos to Weylarii.
Weylarii group-says 'oh shit! my penis is stuck in the toaster. afk'
Corth ASSOC:: 'up to you.. need a ranger, but if you want to afk i can probably find someone else'
Weylarii group-says 'oh shit! my penis is stuck in the toaster. afk'
Corth ASSOC:: 'up to you.. need a ranger, but if you want to afk i can probably find someone else'
Sheepless in Montana....sounds like something Jake would watch on those lonely nights at sea.
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Why Nerox is jealous of me:
Nerox tells you 'man this thing is kicking my ass and i have blisters!'
Nerox tells you 'ok attempting it again put tape on my fingers for easier sliding'
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Why Nerox is jealous of me:
Nerox tells you 'man this thing is kicking my ass and i have blisters!'
Nerox tells you 'ok attempting it again put tape on my fingers for easier sliding'
Laugh 'Sheepless in Montana' !! ha ha!
Erm Gormal.... You know there is this crazy new thing called the internet? Yeah, its this system where all these sex-crazed, loveless geeks stored all their porn in digital format and began sharing it over the phonelines so much, that eventually the system came alive and began CREATING its own porn spontaneously!!
Right now, scientists estimate that the internet contains about 95% porn and 5% advertisement for things such as ink-jet cartridges. They also estimate that there is enough porn in creation now to go to the moon and back 75^345,453,098,781 times; this is enough porn to actually cause an imbalance in the quantum probability of the existence of hydrogen atoms in the outer reaches of the universe, leading to what is now known as 'dark matter.' All of this porn is growing exponentially at a rate equal to or greater than the number of new myspace accounts each day, and best of all, its mostly FREE!
So erm... yeah... you are running out of porn??
Erm Gormal.... You know there is this crazy new thing called the internet? Yeah, its this system where all these sex-crazed, loveless geeks stored all their porn in digital format and began sharing it over the phonelines so much, that eventually the system came alive and began CREATING its own porn spontaneously!!
Right now, scientists estimate that the internet contains about 95% porn and 5% advertisement for things such as ink-jet cartridges. They also estimate that there is enough porn in creation now to go to the moon and back 75^345,453,098,781 times; this is enough porn to actually cause an imbalance in the quantum probability of the existence of hydrogen atoms in the outer reaches of the universe, leading to what is now known as 'dark matter.' All of this porn is growing exponentially at a rate equal to or greater than the number of new myspace accounts each day, and best of all, its mostly FREE!
So erm... yeah... you are running out of porn??
daggaz wrote:Erm Gormal.... You know there is this crazy new thing called the internet? Yeah, its this system where all these sex-crazed, loveless geeks stored all their porn in digital format and began sharing it over the phonelines so much, that eventually the system came alive and began CREATING its own porn spontaneously!!
Right now, scientists estimate that the internet contains about 95% porn and 5% advertisement for things such as ink-jet cartridges. They also estimate that there is enough porn in creation now to go to the moon and back 75^345,453,098,781 times; this is enough porn to actually cause an imbalance in the quantum probability of the existence of hydrogen atoms in the outer reaches of the universe, leading to what is now known as 'dark matter.' All of this porn is growing exponentially at a rate equal to or greater than the number of new myspace accounts each day, and best of all, its mostly FREE!
So erm... yeah... you are running out of porn??
Never been in the Navy, huh:P .. Errm .. I am quite sure he doesnt want to get booted out for browsing porn on cruise
DUH!
"When a child is born, so is a grandmother."
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Gormal wrote:Even if I could browse for porn without getting caught, we're running at speeds that would make even dialup users cringe.
So it ends up looking like turtle porn?
In
5 minutues later
Out
Nerox tells you 'Good deal, the other tanks I have don't wanna do it, and since your my special suicidal tank i figure you don't mind one bit!'
Alurissi tells you 'aren't you susposed to get sick or something and not beable to make tia so i can go? :P'
Alurissi tells you 'aren't you susposed to get sick or something and not beable to make tia so i can go? :P'
Oh no, having and looking at porn isn't against the rules. As long as you keep it out of the workspace and off of the LAN. We have no access to the internet without using a government computer though. So you try to find someone who has a good collection of porn and you trade them with what you've got. Though after what I saw the other night (we pulled into Singapore), I think I can bring a video camera around town and I'll have all the porn I need for a while.
Note I said browsing not watching, Daggaz :) And on the carriers I was on, it wasnt *allowed* but was sort of ignored, if that makes sense. Just dont get caught with it on government computers was all... we had this one guy bring more porn on cruise than clothes!! Forever he will be known as *porn guy*
"When a child is born, so is a grandmother."
-Italian Proverb
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