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Funniest porno names

Postby Drache » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:24 am

Was returning a dvd at blockbuster and saw a film called 'Good Will Humping'

What other crazy assed titles are out there?
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Postby vallis » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:41 am

Your blockbuster has an adult section?
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Postby Thilindel » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:47 am

This loves to double post now :/
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:56 pm

Wish my blockbuster had an adult section!


Think I'm gonna give up gaming and follow my lifelong dream of being a porn star. Soon you'll hear about Tanji the python!
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Postby Ambar » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:58 pm

Tanji Smanji wrote:Wish my blockbuster had an adult section!


Think I'm gonna give up gaming and follow my lifelong dream of being a porn star. Soon you'll hear about Tanji the python!


steve ... just ... no
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Postby Vigis » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:19 pm

Tanji Smanji wrote:Wish my blockbuster had an adult section!


Think I'm gonna give up gaming and follow my lifelong dream of being a porn star. Soon you'll hear about Tanji the python!


Midget porn? :p

Tanji is taken by surprise when Hulk Hogan wraps his manly Pythons around Tanji's small, frail body!

Ew. . .I really should not have said that, it conjured mental images that are going to haunt me the rest of my life. *shudder*
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Postby Yayaril » Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:09 pm

8)

Lord of the Strings

Throbbin Hood
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Postby Elet » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:08 am

Tromeo And Juliet

Tarzan X
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Postby alendar » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:30 am

4 porn titles on one dvd...

to uranus & back

has xxx trek 1, xxx trek 2 (the man-eater), backside to the future 1, and backside to the future 2...

if you get a chance to rent/buy this do so...

its the FUNNIEST movie I've ever seen....

the actor playing capt. quirk makes the xxx trek movies....

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Postby ssar » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:55 am

Girls of the 407th.
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Postby daggaz » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:04 am

Forest Hump

you shoulda just seen the cover
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Postby Vikaz » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:11 pm

Saving Ryan's Privates
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Postby alendar » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:56 am

*bump*

touched by angel!!!!
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Postby Cirath » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:19 am

I couldn't decide which was funniest. Don't worry, it's just text.
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Postby Llaaldara » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:21 pm

Cirath wrote:I couldn't decide which was funniest. Don't worry, it's just text.


LMAO!
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Postby Malacar » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:24 pm

Tanji Smanji wrote:Think I'm gonna give up gaming and follow my lifelong dream of being a porn star. Soon you'll hear about Tanji the shemale!


Editted for spelling.
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Postby Gormal » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:39 pm

Moritheil hacked Alendar?
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Postby Gormal » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:46 pm

Also, I'm calling foul on Blockbuster carrying porn titles that stars anyone other than Shannon Tweed. They've always let Christian values interfere with the time-honored tradition of "the back room". They even carried GTA:SA only after acquiring an edited version without the sex and nudity. I wil admit however, that I did rent softcore porn from Blockbuster when I got my first membership. Shannon Tweed will always have a special place in my heart... an especially dirty place.
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:38 pm

Ahhh...the yearly blockbuster porn thread comes alive once again. My dream is still ongoing, just need to afford the surgery.
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Postby Yasden » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:35 pm

Sheepless in Montana....sounds like something Jake would watch on those lonely nights at sea.
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Postby Gormal » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:53 pm

To be frank, I'm running low on porn. Its one of the things I didn't stock up on before I left. I tried to use a friend's external HD but my computer didn't want to recognize it *super duper sad face*. Thank Kiaranaslee that I brought a hefty supply of CD-R's to refresh my collection.
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Postby daggaz » Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:53 am

Laugh 'Sheepless in Montana' !! ha ha!

Erm Gormal.... You know there is this crazy new thing called the internet? Yeah, its this system where all these sex-crazed, loveless geeks stored all their porn in digital format and began sharing it over the phonelines so much, that eventually the system came alive and began CREATING its own porn spontaneously!!

Right now, scientists estimate that the internet contains about 95% porn and 5% advertisement for things such as ink-jet cartridges. They also estimate that there is enough porn in creation now to go to the moon and back 75^345,453,098,781 times; this is enough porn to actually cause an imbalance in the quantum probability of the existence of hydrogen atoms in the outer reaches of the universe, leading to what is now known as 'dark matter.' All of this porn is growing exponentially at a rate equal to or greater than the number of new myspace accounts each day, and best of all, its mostly FREE!

So erm... yeah... you are running out of porn??
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Postby Ambar » Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:14 pm

daggaz wrote:Erm Gormal.... You know there is this crazy new thing called the internet? Yeah, its this system where all these sex-crazed, loveless geeks stored all their porn in digital format and began sharing it over the phonelines so much, that eventually the system came alive and began CREATING its own porn spontaneously!!

Right now, scientists estimate that the internet contains about 95% porn and 5% advertisement for things such as ink-jet cartridges. They also estimate that there is enough porn in creation now to go to the moon and back 75^345,453,098,781 times; this is enough porn to actually cause an imbalance in the quantum probability of the existence of hydrogen atoms in the outer reaches of the universe, leading to what is now known as 'dark matter.' All of this porn is growing exponentially at a rate equal to or greater than the number of new myspace accounts each day, and best of all, its mostly FREE!

So erm... yeah... you are running out of porn??


Never been in the Navy, huh:P .. Errm .. I am quite sure he doesnt want to get booted out for browsing porn on cruise

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Postby Gormal » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:05 pm

Even if I could browse for porn without getting caught, we're running at speeds that would make even dialup users cringe.
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Postby Vigis » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:33 pm

Gormal wrote:Even if I could browse for porn without getting caught, we're running at speeds that would make even dialup users cringe.


So it ends up looking like turtle porn?

In



5 minutues later


Out
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Postby daggaz » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:47 pm

They seriously boot guys out for looking at porn, even tho you are stuck on a ship for months on end???

Damn, no wonder they give you all those regulation merman tattoos, hmm? Dont ask, Dont tell...
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Postby Gormal » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:01 am

Oh no, having and looking at porn isn't against the rules. As long as you keep it out of the workspace and off of the LAN. We have no access to the internet without using a government computer though. So you try to find someone who has a good collection of porn and you trade them with what you've got. Though after what I saw the other night (we pulled into Singapore), I think I can bring a video camera around town and I'll have all the porn I need for a while.
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Postby Ambar » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:56 am

Note I said browsing not watching, Daggaz :) And on the carriers I was on, it wasnt *allowed* but was sort of ignored, if that makes sense. Just dont get caught with it on government computers was all... we had this one guy bring more porn on cruise than clothes!! Forever he will be known as *porn guy*
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Postby Sundara » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:09 pm

The Hills have Nipples.


Err I just made that up. ;P
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Postby Malacar » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:16 pm

I wanna cum in your mom 2.

Not just because of the title, which is funny.. But because there's a part 2.

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