South Park and the Church of Scientology

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South Park and the Church of Scientology

Postby Hsoj » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:26 pm

Who caught south park wednesday night? Absolutely perfect episode regarding scientology!
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Postby Botef » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:12 am

"Ladies and Gentlemen, it appears John Travolta and R. Kelly have both gone into the closet with Tom Cruise and are refusing to come out."


"R. Kelly's in the closest, oh yea, R. Kelly isn't coming out of the closet. R. Kelly has a gun, a gun in the closet."

Great episode, and sparked a hour long discussion about Scientology...I really wonder what it is they do to convince such high profile people...


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Postby Hsoj » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:52 pm

I did a little research yesterday...

When one becomes a scientologist they then audit themselves and others. These audits consist of telling and retelling your most embarassing/worst moments over and over again, akin to saying ball 50 times till it has no meaning. The point, to get over it I guess.

And the promise of being OTVII comes with it the invulnerability to disease and telepathic abilities.

Xenu you mean? I love that part and the "THis is what Scientologists actually believe" banner across the screen...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
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Postby Kallinar » Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:48 pm

Well I finally saw this one last night...


I sometimes wonder if maybe I actually should start my own church of Clangeddin and let the good times roll. It would be a hit with all the UVA frat boys. BEER! Golf with orc heads! FORE!

I mean if Scientology can do it....
Who's with me?


OR I can start up the Holy church of Banjo the Clown!
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Postby Sarell » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:04 am

I'd follow banjo to my death.
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