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Since this is my 500th post, I figured i would do something meaningless and wasteful with it!

Seriously...what happened to the beauty of the meaningless rambling's threads I used to know and love?

I say smite the opressors of the pointless and let fly the scions of nothingness!

Spork the pooh poohers right in their poo poo'ers and contribute to the wealth of insignificancy that can be contained herein!

DO IT!

jIH nob vam Daq SoH:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

Shev posted Vogon poetry. How the hell do you top that?

oh right.

TEFLOR

Hate to sound like a total geek, but the title of that looks to be like some dialect of Klingon or something....


Also..hate to note it but only rangers have posted here thus far....dammit.

it is klingon. wow, what a geek!

Tony: [describing his dream] So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
Mike: What?
Tony: I can't, I'm too embarrassed.
Mike: No, you can't give a build up like that and not deliver.
Tony: Well, it had the head of Abraham Lincoln. Top hat, beard, everything.

Er... Theshial is one sick bastard.

Shevarash wrote:Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. See, this Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - there's a name no man would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. See, they call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here - the Dude from Los Angeles. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. The Dude, from Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.

Watch out Strong Bad, you're entering a world of pain.

DONNY YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT.

I shall outdo all by *drumroll please* quoting Beavis:

"Pull down your pants! Spank your monkey!"

Damnit Pantera, treat your step-mother with respect!

So, this panda escapes from the zoo...

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051101

This panda?

"Just before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no tribble at all." -- Scotty

"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -- Kirk

So a set of drums and a cymbal walk into the bar

Tony: [describing his dream] So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
Mike: What?
Tony: I can't, I'm too embarrassed.
Mike: No, you can't give a build up like that and not deliver.
Tony: Well, it had the head of Abraham Lincoln. Top hat, beard, everything.

I *heart* Dazed and Confused!

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

Vaprak wrote:So, this panda escapes from the zoo...

Jesus, no, not that again.

Shevarash wrote:One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Thank you, Shev Handy.

selerial wrote:http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

“But of course, it's very nice to have women realize that women our age can be attractive and well groomed and wear fabulous clothes and earrings, and have a sex life.”

http://www.ryangross.com/fenrir/The%20Gay%20Robot%20Groove(Passengerz%20Mix).mp3

Shevy played guitar,
Jamming good with Weird and Gilly,
And the spiders from Mars.

He played it left-hand,
But made it too far.

Became this special man,
Then we were Shevy's band.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?

I mean I could kill the guy that designed this suit. Why couldn't it have... narrow lapels and a cutaway jacket? Why'd it have to be long johns and a cape?

There's a certain and very silly irony with the symbol he has on his chest. 10 points if someone can figure it out.

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oops

MORE COWBELL!!!

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Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
That’s chokin’ on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....

(I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(I can’t believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(know what I’m sayin’? )

http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/frame1.html

Cool flash

Yummy 16 bit goodness!

http://www.geocities.jp/clairvoyance_02/nc_catastrophe.html

Cooler flash

Kallinar wrote:http://www.geocities.jp/clairvoyance_02/nc_catastrophe.html

More wussy flash

Fixed!

w.t.f.

:shock:

I just looked back.. and the longest thread thread had it's final post after 21 pages (!!) with the following by Zagaz :

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:35 am Post subject:

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So will this post survive past the splitting?
_________________
Those who desire to give up Freedom in order to gain Security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.

Oops

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I wonder if Gir is grooving to what the Hulkster is playing.

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Live every day as if it's your last and eventually it will be. You'll be fully prepared.- George Carlin

This thread is great....


for me to poop on.