Stoopid people tricks

Archived discussion from Toril-2.
Ambar
Sojourner
Posts: 2872
Joined: Tue Jul 02, 2002 5:01 am
Location: Our House in Va.
Contact:

Stoopid people tricks

Postby Ambar » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:34 pm

I know tecchies and pizza delivery guys probably have the market cornered, but ..

I work at a bank now.. people are assclowns!

Person A: I'm sick of this bank taking all my money!
Me: Ma'am, you made a deposit 2 days after you wrote a check. The check TRIED to clear before the deposit did.
Person A: But I made the deposit why did they charge me insufficient funds fees! I am going broke from those fees.
Me: Umm, never write a check that you dont have the money for?

Person(s) B &C: We want to deposit this check for 9,000$. We want 3000$ in cash back, deposit the rest (check written against a different bank).
Me: Sir (and Ma'am) I can't give you that much cash, your account only has $1400 in it.
Them: We have banked here for ten years, why not!
Me: Well, your account only has 1400$ in it and shows a lot of recent NSF's (incufficient funds charges)


and why do people not realize the checks they cash are based upon THEIR account balance unless the person who wrote the check is a member of the same bank!!!

grr people are idiots
"When a child is born, so is a grandmother."

-Italian Proverb
Kallinar
Sojourner
Posts: 564
Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2001 6:01 am
Location: C'ville Va.
Contact:

Postby Kallinar » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:43 pm

Hey Eza used to work for BofA. Wanna discuss some horror stories? just ask her =P

Sailors and banks should not be something that are put together...
Kallinar goes MOO
Image
Confucious say: He who walk around with hand in pocket feel kockie all day.
Ambar
Sojourner
Posts: 2872
Joined: Tue Jul 02, 2002 5:01 am
Location: Our House in Va.
Contact:

Postby Ambar » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:51 pm

Kallinar wrote:Hey Eza used to work for BofA. Wanna discuss some horror stories? just ask her =P

Sailors and banks should not be something that are put together...


ROFL, manager told me other day he expects me to *step up and take charge*

yikes!

I work at the bank in Pembroke Mall parking lot .. ugh
"When a child is born, so is a grandmother."



-Italian Proverb
Kallinar
Sojourner
Posts: 564
Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2001 6:01 am
Location: C'ville Va.
Contact:

Postby Kallinar » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:57 pm

Hey at least you're not over at one of the Lynnhaven branches. Busy busy freakin busy!
Kallinar goes MOO

Image

Confucious say: He who walk around with hand in pocket feel kockie all day.
Ambar
Sojourner
Posts: 2872
Joined: Tue Jul 02, 2002 5:01 am
Location: Our House in Va.
Contact:

Postby Ambar » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:15 pm

Kallinar wrote:Hey at least you're not over at one of the Lynnhaven branches. Busy busy freakin busy!


Girl who was in my teller training session with me is over there, its nto as busy ..

we now have a city center here near pembroke. everything is here now!
"When a child is born, so is a grandmother."



-Italian Proverb
Kallinar
Sojourner
Posts: 564
Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2001 6:01 am
Location: C'ville Va.
Contact:

Postby Kallinar » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:21 pm

Wow thats hard to imagine. Back in the mid 90's Pembroke was like the Ghetto shopping area. I used to head to that side of town to go to the old arts and crafts store in the mall, but that was about it.
Kallinar goes MOO

Image

Confucious say: He who walk around with hand in pocket feel kockie all day.
Eza
Sojourner
Posts: 309
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2002 6:01 am
Location: Virginia
Contact:

Postby Eza » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:56 pm

BofA is the Devil.
Holding this in mind
That if we fall, we all fall
And we fall alone
Dalar
Sojourner
Posts: 4905
Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2001 6:01 am

Postby Dalar » Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:08 am

Why not work at a credit union?
It will be fixed in Toril 2.0.
Aremat group-says 'tanks i highly suggest investing 20 silver in training weapons from cm to cut down on the losing scales to shield'
Ambar
Sojourner
Posts: 2872
Joined: Tue Jul 02, 2002 5:01 am
Location: Our House in Va.
Contact:

Postby Ambar » Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:39 am

Applied at Navy Federal Credit Union twice, they never called back. Very surprised since I am a Navy vet and was a financial advisor in the Navy. In fact thats where all my accounts still are... *shrug* ..

Suntrust is a bank in the Southeast only, spreading out very quickly. Full benefits from day one, including vacation and sick days at 90 days of employment. Their whole training program rocked from day one, had to pass a test to even be considered for hire, then 7 days training as a teller with 10 days of OJT before I was let loose on my branch... they REALLY prpare their tellers for the real stuff.
"When a child is born, so is a grandmother."



-Italian Proverb
Glorishan
Sojourner
Posts: 456
Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2001 6:01 am
Location: Minneapolis, MN

Postby Glorishan » Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:12 am

This thread should be deleted so other people don't waste their time reading it like I just did. And all who have posted (prio to this post) should be subsequently banned and flogged. Death by oonga boonga.
Touk says 'ac > glorishan > mr > touk > hps'
Siamorphe OOC: 'If AFKing is the devil, then Corth is the Antichrist and Glorishan is the False Prophet who supports him.'
Referring to the guild on 8/28/06: Oghma responds to your petition with 'your leadership team averages 280 days MIA :('

Return to “General Discussion Archive”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest