Kiryan shouts "ESCALATE!!"

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Kiryan shouts "ESCALATE!!"

Postby Gormal » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:47 am

Escalators
We escalate any calling of his multiplay
And we damn good too
But you can't be any geek off the street
Gotta be handy with the mithril
If you know what I mean, earn your keep
Escalators! Group Up!

(Vena G)
It was a clear black day and a sun up at noon
Vena G was on the grid trying to consume
some dragons for the eve so I can get some loot
Just rollin with my Kiry, MUDdin all alone.

(Kiry Dogg)
Just hit the Eastside up out past BC
On a mission trying to find that dragon queen.
Seen a group full of demons aint no need to spank
All you hos know whats up with khanjari.

(Vena G)
So I hooks a left up to Dagos and he slew us
Some brothas shootin SILO so I said 'lets do this"
I jumped out the group
And I said "What's up?"
Some brothas called some multi so I said "WTF?"

(Kiry Dogg)
Since these mobs knockin me I'ma evade and swerve
These assholes yellin so loud that i flipped em the bird
Won'tcha think of better things than some multiplay tricks
I see my Vena and some barbarian all in her mix.

(Vena G)
I'm getting owned, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe they taking Kiryan's wealth
They say I'm playin two, I just masturbate
I looked at the brotha said "Back off before I escalate!"

(Kiry Dogg)
They got my honey hemmed up and they all around
Crackin jokes and screamin bout her Tiamat crown
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my blade and lay them bustas down.

(Vena G)
They got taunts to my face
I think I'm going down
I can't believe this happenin' in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
Let me contemplate
I took a deep breath and threatened to escalate

(Kiry Dogg)
Sixteen in the quiver and one at the nock
Kiry Dog is about to make some bodies rock
Now they huffin and a yellin
Its a tad bit late
Kiry Dogg aint Vena G we had to escalate.

I laid all them bustas down
I let my gsay explode
Now I'm switching my comp back to dualscreen mode
If you want loot sit back and pipe down
Let me finish the zone and spread it all around.

(Vena G)
Now Kiry's got the cash
And that's a known fact
Before I got knocked up he just played with my rack
Back up back up cause its on
K I R Y and me
The Vena to the G

(Kiry Dogg)
Just like I thought
They shut the fuck up
In need of some desperate help
The Kiry Dogg and the V-child
Were in need of something else
One of them barbs was rude as hell
I said "Oh I like your gear"
He said "I just got back"
And you seem real nice, would you be straight up
I got a group full of people who know you well
The next stop is the Bullshit Motel.

(Vena G)
I'm freakin
Into a whole new class
V-Funk
MUD to this
I dare ya
Funk
Up a whole nother level

(Kiry Dogg)
The dragon is the boss and the boss is the trouble

(Vena G)
Blades
Rings
We brings
Destruction
V-Funk
Where MUDdin is life
and life is MUDdin

(Kiry Dogg)
If you know like I know
You don't wanna step to this
its the V-Funk era
Decked out with a powerleveled twist
If you smite like I smite
Then you smite everyday
And if your ass is a buster
Kiryan will escalate.



Word.

(original lyrics here: http://www.lyricsstyle.com/w/warreng/regulators.html
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Postby Maedor » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:57 am

Well, at least this explains what you were doing while doing spob:P
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Postby Gormal » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:59 am

I wrote it during ress periods and after devourer actually. I couldn't focus on the zone with the song playing through my headphones:P
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Postby Vigis » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:13 pm

This makes up for me having to skip out early on spob (and be late for work).

Vena and Kiryan, you know I still love ya! (Vena more than Kiryan :p )
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Postby Ruxur » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:07 pm

kinda funny, just dont know that its called for.

i snickered when it was sent as an IM, but what good could it serve here.
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Postby Ambar » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:33 pm

Ruxur wrote:kinda funny, just dont know that its called for.

i snickered when it was sent as an IM, but what good could it serve here.


so we can giggle too!
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Postby Dalar » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:12 pm

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Postby Kallinar » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:53 pm

That's not right.
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Postby Thilindel » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:50 am

At least Kiry.x posts as vena straight up finally. My favorite is when he had mishri and the others and was multiplaying his ass off in Jot. Not the brightest bulb in the pack!
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Postby Ruxur » Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:01 am

did this really need a bump?
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Gormal » Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:43 am

I swear to god that no one on the bbs knows what a joke is.
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Postby Drache » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:10 pm

Your style of joking is very cynical. Others would have to know you in person to understand it. Like the example where you used Corth telling you areh was a noob etc.
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Postby Dranth » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:19 pm

If you don't get it... then you don't get it.
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Postby Gormal » Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:05 pm

Drache was breast fed until he was 32.
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Postby Sarell » Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:15 pm

Joke as defined by the University of Waterdeep International Dictionary of the Common Language

Joke: Joe-K: Noun: Jokes started circa 1324 Year of the Bleet, when a particularly wussy dwarf, believe to be named Cliff or something like that, participated in unspeakable acts with some sort of mammal on thunderhead peak. Joke describes both this dwarf and the act and language that they use.


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Postby Ashiwi » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:16 pm

Once you get to know Gormal, you'll realize he doesn't have a serious bone in his body.

Well... very few serious bones... I think that one in his pinkie that he holds so straight while he sips his tea is pretty serious.
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Postby Gormal » Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:54 pm

Ashiwi tells you 'however, I seriously want your man bone'
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Postby Jhorr » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:48 am

Damn, that was funny.

Except you can't turn a rhyme worth a goat.

My wife was like 'I'm outta here'.
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Postby Dalar » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:18 am

Gormal wrote:Ashiwi tells you 'however, I seriously want your man bone'


Ashiwi tells you 'do I look like enough like a little korean boy for Gormal?'
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Postby selerial » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:12 pm

Dalar wrote:
Gormal wrote:Ashiwi tells you 'however, I seriously want your man bone'


Ashiwi tells you 'do I look like enough like a little korean boy for Gormal?'


Korean boy? I thought Gormal pounded his hammer with goats.. hmm.

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Postby Pril » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:37 pm

selerial wrote:
Dalar wrote:
Gormal wrote:Ashiwi tells you 'however, I seriously want your man bone'


Ashiwi tells you 'do I look like enough like a little korean boy for Gormal?'


Korean boy? I thought Gormal pounded his hammer with goats.. hmm.

;+)


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Postby Dalar » Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:55 pm

I'm Chinese, sorry.
It will be fixed in Toril 2.0.

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Postby Ashiwi » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:22 pm

I keep telling you... I don't look anything like a Korean boy, I look like Angelina Jolie with red hair! Yeah... that's the ticket...

Or a goat... I look more like a goat than I do a Korean boy.
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Postby Pril » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:55 pm

Dalar wrote:I'm Chinese, sorry.


It's ok man maybe after Korean boys he'll move on to Chinese boys. Gormal? Any timeframe for dalar?
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Postby moritheil » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:04 pm

Gormal wrote:I swear to god that no one on the bbs knows what a joke is.


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Postby sok » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:49 pm

Dalar wrote:
Gormal wrote:Ashiwi tells you 'however, I seriously want your man bone'


Ashiwi tells you 'do I look like enough like a little korean boy for Gormal?'


no wonder he's alway asking me to stop by and hang out w/ him. strip poker will no longer be an innocent game to me.
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Postby Dalar » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:35 am

This is the direction this thread should go in:

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