Hi Maxler...

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Hi Maxler...

Postby Gormal » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:52 pm

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I BILD COMPEWTERS!
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Postby Thilindel » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:19 pm

Just a small guess but I imagine a *bird* incoming. Hrm, can we be more predictable? :P
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Postby ssar » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:00 am

omfg that is hilarious!!

bwahahhaa
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Postby Gruy » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:28 am

ahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahaha
bawahahahahahaha
omg hahahahahahaha

Maxler i lub ya!
but
ahahahahahahahaha
ahahahaha
ahahahaha
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Postby Ruxur » Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:42 am

*bird*

die jake
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Postby Pril » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:47 am

Ruxur wrote:*bird*

die jake


And yet still no denial :p
The best of WTF statments of '06
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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'
Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'
Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Ashiwi » Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:06 am

I could have lived the rest of my life without ever seeing that and been perfectly happy.

But here's my question... Jake, what are you doing hanging out with Maxler while he's in his underwear and taking pictures as mementos? Is that some whole "morning after" thing?
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Postby Drache » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:06 am

Ruxur wrote:
Thilindel wrote: Just a small guess but I imagine a *bird* incoming. Hrm, can we be more predictable? :P
*bird*

die jake


Wow, owned and predictable! *shudder* That picture does need a caption, however: Hey, Maxler, what ARE you doing?! "Why, I'm looking for my donut, of course!"
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Postby Ruxur » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:17 am

bah, thats not me you assholes
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Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Thilindel » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:35 am

haha, I'd hope not 8)
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Postby ssar » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:58 am

Jake had to retrieve his supah-size vaseline he left there the night before.. (under chair lhs)..
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Postby Ashiwi » Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:23 pm

ssar wrote:Jake had to retrieve his supah-size vaseline he left there the night before.. (under chair lhs)..


Dude... you were looking at that picture way too closely in order to see that.
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Postby Lilira » Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:54 pm

I pity that poor person...

But yes, I can attest, though I am still suffering spots before my eyes from seeing that picture...

It is NOT Maxler.

Off to apply steel wool to my eyeballs now...
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Postby Pril » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:17 pm

Lilira wrote:I pity that poor person...

But yes, I can attest, though I am still suffering spots before my eyes from seeing that picture...

It is NOT Maxler.

Off to apply steel wool to my eyeballs now...


OMG! She's a Maxler Sympathizer! Burn her! Burn her!
The best of WTF statments of '06

--------------------------------------------------------

Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Latreg » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:19 pm

Ruxur wrote:bah, thats not me you assholes


That's right! that guy is way better looking and much more fit than Maxler.
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Postby Thilindel » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:37 pm

Pril wrote:
Lilira wrote:I pity that poor person...

But yes, I can attest, though I am still suffering spots before my eyes from seeing that picture...

It is NOT Maxler.

Off to apply steel wool to my eyeballs now...


OMG! She's a Maxler Sympathizer! Burn her! Burn her!


She's his neighbor from what I understand. Who's in for pooling together and getting her flowers and a sympathy card?
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Postby Gura » Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:43 am

stretch marks are like the new turn on for all hot chicks i heard. All the celebs are getting stretch mark implants.
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Postby Lilira » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:18 am

Thilindel wrote:
Pril wrote:
Lilira wrote:I pity that poor person...

But yes, I can attest, though I am still suffering spots before my eyes from seeing that picture...

It is NOT Maxler.

Off to apply steel wool to my eyeballs now...


OMG! She's a Maxler Sympathizer! Burn her! Burn her!


She's his neighbor from what I understand. Who's in for pooling together and getting her flowers and a sympathy card?


I prefer Fire and Ice roses, just an FYI. *grin*
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Postby Latreg » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:28 pm

Maxler don't let Gormal upset you, he's just trying to get your goat.

man I can't believe no one else posted that muahahahaha
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Postby Llaaldara » Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:24 pm

Yeah that's not maxler, that guy is too thin. I thought that was KK cuz of the mullet and spectoculars.
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Postby Vigis » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:32 pm

For a second, I thought that was my computer...then I regained my vision and realized that the case on that one is white. *whew*
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Postby Yasden » Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:14 am

Actually, he was putting all the hardware he bought for YOUR computer into that one, and putting all the hardware from that 486 into yours.
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Postby Marrus » Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:51 am

OMFG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Postby Dalar » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:27 pm

Learn to put in a nsfw flag
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Postby Gormal » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:29 am

Maxler talks to Shevarash on the interweb!!! I found Shev's pic too!

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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:02 am

How the ass do you find these? And how do you know exactly what to search for? It's kind of frightening Jake.
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Postby Gormal » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:05 am

DARTANCON 2006!!!


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Postby Gormal » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:12 am

And how about Pril FTW?

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Postby amolol » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:46 am

i just vomited......
i dont know what your problem is, but i bet its hard to pronounce

myspace.com/tgchef
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Postby Pril » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:27 am

Jake jake jake... how many times must i tell you....

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The best of WTF statments of '06

--------------------------------------------------------

Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Pril » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:31 am

Also managed to find a picture of Jersey...

<IMG SRC="http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/svp/st_org/swing/Shaun,%20the%20old%20man.JPG" width="600" height="450">
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby ssar » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:04 pm

omfg I want in on DARTANCON!!!11!!one!1one!!one11!

That looks like Dartan at the very back centre...
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Postby Marrus » Mon May 08, 2006 12:59 am

because this thread should never be too far from the top...
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Postby Ashiwi » Mon May 08, 2006 1:17 am

Okay... adult men who dress up in pajamas and cuddle their anime-chick bodypillows and can actually ADMIT in public that they do it are right up there with those people who dress up in homemade aluminum foil outfits and go on retreats to the mountains to wait for spaceships to come pick them up, or any man who's ever willingly joined the cast of Jerry Springer's "My Mom is My Best Friend" shows.
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Postby Llaaldara » Mon May 08, 2006 6:58 pm

*shiver*

That guy with the dolls is totally creaping me out. I'm gonna have nightmares :*(

Talk about your poster guy for female abductors/RL silence of the lambs.
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Postby Gormal » Sun May 21, 2006 9:59 pm

Kiryan regulated all over this classy dame:

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Postby Ruxur » Tue May 23, 2006 4:36 am

is that vena?
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby ssar » Wed May 24, 2006 9:46 am

That's Lara Croft, Tomb Raider audition failure #35.
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Postby Ruxur » Fri May 26, 2006 6:12 pm

omg! its galzar in his tron suit!

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Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Clan Blindhammer » Fri May 26, 2006 7:18 pm

"Oh you know her gots a camel toe!"



Feh bitches.
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Postby Ruxur » Mon May 29, 2006 6:31 am

ok all kidding aside, this is the real Galzar, with an attempt at webcam sex

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thanks to Duna for the pic, sorry you had to go through that.
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Drache » Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:33 pm

I have this 386 compewter that needs rebilding... . . ...and where do I sign on for the gor-max porn!
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Postby Ruxur » Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:35 pm

you may sign up here for webcam sex with galzar
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Marrus » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:59 pm

This is the greatest toril thread ever


and nothing beats that first pic


PS. How did Maxler get his ass to extend halfway up his back like that?
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Postby Gormal » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:13 am

Harlindrel tells you 'I've made it my life's goal to try and own you as badly as you got me with that picture... I should have never trusted you with it.'
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Postby Ashiwi » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:41 am

Dear Gods...

For all you nerdboys in this very forum who dream of wearing skin-tight spandex and neon, the phrase of the day is "athletic protector." Learn it well.

And no, you don't really have to be athletic to wear one.
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Postby Sarell » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:35 am

I played a gig for around 500 people dressed as danger-mouse once... white tights anyone? :) If I had the photo I'd post it!

PS: Maxler........ TOUCH, you will never beat that picture. I had people actually believing www.pixyland.org was Grogu's site and that doesn't even compare to your awesome splendor.
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Postby Ruxur » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:00 pm

heh, i will pay gormal back, if not in one big bang, with a million little pkills
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'

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