1001 reasons why pava sucks.

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1001 reasons why pava sucks.

Postby Pril » Sun May 14, 2006 3:21 am

1) He walks out on spells.

feel free to add more till we ht 1001 reasons, Pava i expect atleast 100 reasons from you as you promised.
The best of WTF statments of '06
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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'
Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'
Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Pril » Sun May 14, 2006 3:22 am

2) he doesn't burn khanjari's
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby kiryan » Sun May 14, 2006 4:01 am

3) [47] a manscorpion stinger
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Postby alendar » Sun May 14, 2006 5:54 am

4) pava gsays 'damn only 34% from xp cap'


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Postby Gormal » Sun May 14, 2006 8:51 am

Pava tells you 'consent and relocate for jot invasion asap'
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Postby Pril » Sun May 14, 2006 7:04 pm

6) Pava tells you 'get hammit'
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Teshidee » Sun May 14, 2006 7:24 pm

i might've asked him to! :p
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Postby Ruxur » Sun May 14, 2006 7:25 pm

7) Pava tells you 'damnit, bring merrindel!'
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Ruxur » Sun May 14, 2006 7:26 pm

8) Pava says 'WTF, Dala? whose that?'
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Pril » Sun May 14, 2006 8:06 pm

9) You complete your spell...
You cause the earth to shake, crack and buckle!
Pava staggers, and falls to her knees!
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Pril » Sun May 14, 2006 8:07 pm

10)

Nerox group-says 'why you make me get drel when he can life walk?'
Pava group-says 'cuz i forgot'
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Ruxur » Mon May 15, 2006 6:49 am

11) because he needs the money.
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby daggaz » Mon May 15, 2006 11:28 am

12. Pava group-says, 'Hold on..I just maxed xp again, gonna hafta suicide a few times so I can keep getting prestige points. Anyhow, how close are you tnl?'
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Postby Malia » Mon May 15, 2006 9:07 pm

OMG 12 is the best so far..... keep them comming!

Dammit come back and play daggaz you are truely missed! Wish you the best my friend!
Dugmaren mutters in a surly voice 'Got any new strategy or going to continue with the "throw bodies at them til they get bored"? '

Dranth group-says 'i started drinkin when i found out galzar would be here'

Nerox says 'careful she goes from 0 to bitch in .00000001 seconds'

Mugo ASSOC:: 'ah got it on my gaytimer now :P'
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Postby Vigis » Mon May 15, 2006 9:42 pm

13. Pava tells you, 'Sorry, go back and get Vigtok'
Nerox tells you 'Good deal, the other tanks I have don't wanna do it, and since your my special suicidal tank i figure you don't mind one bit!'

Alurissi tells you 'aren't you susposed to get sick or something and not beable to make tia so i can go? :P'
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Postby Vigis » Mon May 15, 2006 9:44 pm

14.

You group-say 'Pid's a much better shaman than Vigtok :P'

Pava group-says 'Yeah, but he plays him all the time'
Nerox tells you 'Good deal, the other tanks I have don't wanna do it, and since your my special suicidal tank i figure you don't mind one bit!'



Alurissi tells you 'aren't you susposed to get sick or something and not beable to make tia so i can go? :P'
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Postby Pril » Mon May 15, 2006 10:36 pm

Malia wrote:OMG 12 is the best so far..... keep them comming!

Dammit come back and play daggaz you are truely missed! Wish you the best my friend!


15) Pava posted in here and didn't write why he sucks, and therefore he sucks even more for not contributing to the effort.
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Corth » Mon May 15, 2006 11:10 pm

He gave my volo boots to Dartan who tried to trade them to Kiryan, and ultimately gave them to Klandan. Or so I hear. :)
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Postby Ashiwi » Tue May 16, 2006 12:56 am

::sniff:: Eeewwwwww....

17) Dwarf
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

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Postby Ruxur » Tue May 16, 2006 12:58 am

17)You ASSOC: 'why would todd (alendar)leave'

Ceda ASSOC:: 'he went off on me so i booted him'


[19:50] Chris: please tell me your joking
[19:50] Chris: please please please :-P todd and i go way back
[19:50] Malia: let me send you the log
[19:50] Malia: fucking prick called my wife things
[19:50] Chris: sigh
[19:51] Chris: ross, i dont think you have the right to arbitrarily boot someone
[19:51] Malia: read the log and then tell me that
[19:51] Chris: without asking for input from the rest of the staff
[19:51] Malia: dont judge without reading it first
[19:51] Malia: you woulda booted him LONG before i did
[19:51] Chris: but unless he made threats, i dont think anything he said would justify a boot
[19:52] Chris: expecially for someone as passive as todd
[19:52] Malia: dude he threatened to rape my wife and printed out my address ACTUAL address on acc
[19:52] Chris: humm
[19:52] Chris: this i gotta see
[19:52] Chris: because that is a theat
[19:53] Malia: dude check assoc and quit embarassing yourself
[19:53] Chris: i
[19:53] Chris: hate
[19:53] Chris: you
[19:53] Malia: rofl
[19:53] Malia: PWND!
[19:53] Malia: you get all worked up over nothing
Rew ASSOC:: 'just getting guilded'

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Ceda ASSOC:: 'omg rew i wish i had all that loged!'

< 803h/803H 64p 124v/124V >
< P: std >
Ceda ASSOC:: 'that was GREAT!'

< 803h/803H 64p 124v/124V >
< P: std >
From outside, the faint chimes of the clock tower sound 9am.

< 803h/803H 64p 124v/124V >
< P: std >
Ceda ASSOC:: 'man chris is freaking out on me on icq'

< 803h/803H 64p 124v/124V >
< P: std >
Nerox ASSOC:: 'haha you suck...i come off afk and see that shit :p'

< 803h/803H 64p 124v/124V >
< P: std >
Ceda ASSOC:: 'telling me all the reasons why i shouldnt boot people'

< 803h/803H 64p 124v/124V >
< P: std >
A dog's incessant barking can be heard from outside.

< 803h/803H 64p 124v/124V >
< P: std >
Rew (alendar alt) ASSOC:: 'hahaha and then i secede'

< 803h/803H 64p 124v/124V >
< P: std >
Nunirepol leaves up.

< 803h/803H 64p 124v/124V >
< P: std >
Rew ASSOC:: 'omg that had to be classic'

< 803h/803H 64p 124v/124V >
< P: std >
Ceda ASSOC:: 'i tell him that alendar threatened me, and posted my actual address on acc and threatened to rape my wife'
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby bawog » Tue May 16, 2006 3:20 pm

18) Pava group-says 'I did my duty today killed Nerox at least once =)'

19) Pava group-says 'All wear protects if you have any questions about that please ask Nerox what happens =)'
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Postby Ruxur » Sat May 20, 2006 5:14 am

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[49 Battlechanter ] Parsus - Hordes of Darkness (Orc)
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Teba group-says 'parsus relocate in'
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby daggaz » Sat May 20, 2006 8:59 am

21) Pava tells you, 'You just got a what? Oh yeah, nice. I used to wear those. I think i got a few extras in my bags somewhere..'
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Postby Lahgen » Sun May 21, 2006 7:46 am

22.) Most of his alts are female.

Oh wait...
Kesena OOC: 'i wish my daddy bought me power tools'
Dorgh group-says 'damn, even with Cofen helping Mori, they STILL can't kill someone
Hekanut says 'I know level doesn't matter much, but most won't take seriously if a level 2 claims to be the best thing before, during, and after sliced bread.'

Rather than seeing "subpar race/class," see "challenge."
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Postby Lahgen » Sun May 21, 2006 12:59 pm

23) Pava fails to see the humor in 22.
Kesena OOC: 'i wish my daddy bought me power tools'

Dorgh group-says 'damn, even with Cofen helping Mori, they STILL can't kill someone

Hekanut says 'I know level doesn't matter much, but most won't take seriously if a level 2 claims to be the best thing before, during, and after sliced bread.'



Rather than seeing "subpar race/class," see "challenge."
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Postby Ambar » Sun May 21, 2006 1:19 pm

Lahgen wrote:22.) Most of his alts are female.

Oh wait...


but his alts dont rp that they love eachother :P

so 22 and 23 are invalid
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Postby Gura » Sun May 21, 2006 10:42 pm

plain and simple jealousy of my skills...see my sig.
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Postby Naled » Mon May 22, 2006 7:28 pm

24) Teba group-says 'btw if you havent gaged my hits, do so, its quite spammy'
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Postby Sylvos » Mon May 22, 2006 11:36 pm

25) He gets morted in southern waterdeep and needs a ranger heal to stay alive.
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Postby Pril » Tue May 23, 2006 5:59 pm

Sylvos wrote:25) He gets morted in southern waterdeep and needs a ranger heal to stay alive.


26) He gets pwned by a ranger on the BBS
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Drache » Wed May 24, 2006 8:02 am

27) Cuz he's Pava! A fate worse than being a dwarf - or death for that matter.
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Postby Nitania » Wed May 24, 2006 8:45 pm

28)
Teba (Human) is lying here, mortally wounded.
An enormous green dragon swoops through the air.

You bandage Teba, whose wounds appear not quite so life-threatening.
You bandage Teba, whose wounds appear not quite so life-threatening.
You bandage Teba, whose wounds appear not quite so life-threatening.

Teba tells you 'hahah i lived!'
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Postby alendar » Tue May 30, 2006 11:23 pm

29) Teba is frozen to bones after hitting Captain Arswyll.


i want to know who the enchanter in that group was...

i have a few plat waiting on him as a reward!


Long Live, err Die Tebasickle!!!


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Postby Pril » Wed May 31, 2006 12:35 am

alendar wrote:29) Teba is frozen to bones after hitting Captain Arswyll.


i want to know who the enchanter in that group was...

i have a few plat waiting on him as a reward!


Long Live, err Die Tebasickle!!!


Alendar


He didn't use his tia eyepatch globe
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Re: 1001 reasons why pava sucks.

Postby Xisiqomelir » Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:21 am

30)

< 899h/873H 186p/186P 125v/125V >
< P: std > l
A Roiling Pocket of Smoke
Room size: Large (L:50 ft W:50 ft H:50 ft)
Exits: - North - East - South - West - Up - Down
[2] There is a portal here shimmering in a rainbow array of colors. (magic)
Nerox -Magus- Triterium (Human) stands in mid-air here.
A smoke mephit lounges here smoking a pipe.
Adriorn Darkcloak - Underlord - The Warders (RP) (Human) stands in mid-air here.(Gold Aura)
Nalaya - Initiate - The Warders (RP) (Human) stands in mid-air here.(Gold Aura)
A faint nimbus of smoke wafts around the hooves of this fierce nightmare.
Sipes - Shadows of Imphras (Human) stands in mid-air here.
Drahken (RP) (Human) stands in mid-air here.
Nimaithamael (Grey Elf) stands in mid-air here.(Gold Aura)
Yog - Shadows of Imphras (Barbarian) stands in mid-air here.
Deabnue (RP) (Human) stands in mid-air here.
Ciresit -Extradimensional- Triterium (RP) (Human) stands in mid-air here.
Gamteb (Dwarf) stands in mid-air here.(Gold Aura)
Thilen (Half-Elf) stands in mid-air here.
Ladak (RP) (Barbarian) stands in mid-air here.

Teba group-says 'ok back'
Teba group-says 'gate me off smoke'
Thus spake Shevarash: "Invokers are not going to be removed"

Gura: ..btw, being a dick is my god given right as an evil.
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Postby sok » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:09 am

cuz she blows?
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Postby Lilen » Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:07 pm

pava writes: (since i excell at the 1 and 2 so much guess people over look this one for me thanks!)
Widle tells you 'omg..I think I've got a khanjari laying around..I know I'm asking for a lot with the glowing green cap, but...'

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Postby Ruxur » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:47 pm

31

< 1075h/1077H 64p 123v/124V >
< P: std > l w
The Back of a Large Cave
Exits: -E
Corpse of a bored jabberwock is shimmering here.
Teba (Human) stands here.
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Naled » Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:00 pm

32

Teba pierces the heart of the ancient green dragon Inictilithixdom who falls to the ground clutching at the wound.
the ancient green dragon Inictilithixdom is dead! R.I.P.
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Postby Dartok » Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:15 am

Playin Jandar to two-man demon and caretaker with Humanslap til the wee ours of the morning..

And cradle robbing

Allycis
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Postby Lilira » Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:23 pm

Naled wrote:32

Teba pierces the heart of the ancient green dragon Inictilithixdom who falls to the ground clutching at the wound.
the ancient green dragon Inictilithixdom is dead! R.I.P.


Bless you.

*passes out the tissues*
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Postby Dalar » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:14 pm

Dartok wrote:Playin Jandar to two-man demon and caretaker with Humanslap til the wee ours of the morning..

And cradle robbing

Allycis


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Postby Ruxur » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:23 am

33.

Teba wields the infernal stiletto of bane.

< 822h/818H 64p 124v/124V >
< P: std >
The ancient green dragon Chloracrida flies south.




even great wyrms dont want any of stiletto
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Ruxur » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:25 am

34.

Ashantia group-says 'can boot out the less useful'



Teba has left the group.
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby bawog » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:36 am

He sucks so bad he needs a chanter to tank!


< 529h/756H 519p/519P 118v/118V >
< P: std >
Teba group-says 'go'

< 529h/756H 519p/519P 118v/118V >
< P: std > glance teba
Teba has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
her body is covered in dragon scales!

< 529h/756H 519p/519P 118v/118V >
< P: std > kil giant
You miss a fire giant with your crush.

< 529h/756H 519p/519P 118v/118V >
< T: Nerox TC: few wounds E: fire EC: nasty wounds P: std > Your vision spins into darkness as your head falls towards the ground.
With a final blow, you feel yourself falling to the ground.
Your soul leaves your body in the cold sleep of death...
The world starts spinning, and your ears are ringing!



Teba tells you 'afk cleaning up keyboard i just spit up pepsi'
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Postby Ruxur » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:08 am

36.

You flee northward!

< 454h/991H 64p 117v/124V >
< P: std > l s
The platinum is open.
You extend your sights southwards.
A Huge Treasure Room
Exits: -N
Blood is smeared all over the area.
[2] Corpse of a large platinum golem is lying here.
Elemam (Grey Elf) stands here, fighting a large platinum winged automaton.
Malydryn (Human) stands here, fighting a large platinum winged automaton.
Teba (Human) stands here, fighting a large platinum winged automaton.
A gigantic automaton with platinum wings guards the treasure.

< 454h/991H 64p 118v/124V >
< P: std >
Malydryn enters from the south.

< 454h/991H 64p 118v/124V >
< P: std >
Elemam enters from the south.

< 454h/991H 64p 118v/124V >
< P: std >
Fali's senses seem to clear again!

< 454h/991H 64p 118v/124V >
< P: std > close platinum s
Fali sits down in a comfortable spot.
Mikayla starts casting a spell.
Ok.

< 455h/991H 64p 119v/124V >
< P: std >
Fali takes out her holy symbol and begins praying intently.

< 455h/991H 64p 119v/124V >
< P: std > l s
The platinum is closed.
You extend your vision through the platinum.
A Huge Treasure Room
Exits: -N#
Blood is smeared all over the area.
[2] Corpse of a large platinum golem is lying here.
Teba (Human) stands here, fighting a large platinum winged automaton.
A large platinum winged automaton stands in mid-air here, fighting Teba.
rescue Teba

< 455h/991H 64p 119v/124V >
< P: std > Who do you want to rescue?


< 455h/991H 64p 119v/124V >
< P: std > < 455h/991H 64p 119v/124V >
< P: std >
Bafog's wounds continue to bleed uncontrollably!

< 455h/991H 64p 120v/124V >
< P: std >
Mikayla completes her spell...
Mikayla utters the words, 'yjrr pzar'
You feel a rush of warmth as Mikayla's god heals your wounds.

< 761h/991H 64p 120v/124V >
< P: std >
Teba group-says 'unlock door'

< 762h/991H 64p 120v/124V >
< P: std >
Mikayla starts casting a spell.
Teba group-says 'unlock door'

< 762h/991H 64p 120v/124V >
< P: std > open platinum s
Ok.

< 762h/991H 64p 122v/124V >
< P: std >
Nerox gets a solid iron key banded in platinum.

< 763h/991H 64p 122v/124V >
< P: std > whistle
You whistle innocently.

< 763h/991H 64p 122v/124V >
< P: std >
Kuran scolds you. Sheesh! You should know better!

< 763h/991H 64p 122v/124V >
< P: std > whistle
Bafog raises his holy symbol and smiles broadly.
You whistle innocently.

< 763h/991H 64p 123v/124V >
< P: std >
Mikayla completes her spell...
Mikayla utters the words, 'yjrr pzar'
Mikayla summons a holy light surrounding Fali and healing her wounds.

< 763h/991H 64p 123v/124V >
< P: std >
Nerox drops a solid iron key banded in platinum.
Bafog clambers to his feet.

< 763h/991H 64p 123v/124V >
< P: std >
l s
Bafog's wounds continue to bleed uncontrollably!
Your skin crawls as you hear a death cry nearby!
You stop following Teba.
Teba has left the group.
Teba has quit the game, you no longer consent.
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Xissix » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:50 am

Lilithelle (H) NHC: 'lich or elementalist I'd say, though a really well eq'd rogue can be pretty nuts too'

Lilithelle (H) NHC: 'most powerful player is probably a rogue named Teba'
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Postby Disoputlip » Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:26 am

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< 832h/576H 77v/138V P: std >
Teba has just given you her consent.
group Teba

< 823h/576H 79v/138V P: std > < 821h/576H 79v/138V P: std >
Teba group-says 'mutter i had it stacked and hit enter as scales fell i knew i was dead'
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Postby Corth » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:54 am

Put me in that last age cattagory but my wife is in the the first age cattagory.. oh wait no shes not anymore! damn.. she just alot damn younger then me!
Having said all that, the situation has been handled, so this thread is pretty much at an end. -Kossuth



Goddamned slippery mage.
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Postby Anab » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:32 pm

Added em all up and made the appropriate number. Since some of you respond and double numbers up or dont put numbers in dere.

46.Doesn't die when I try to Pkill him/group.
Zizziz tells you 'ok stop spamming me with your corpses.'
Sselrahk tells you 'Still, every poke with a poking stick is a poke with a poking stick.'
Bibad lvl 50 Orc Bchanter
Aggaz lvl 50 Troll Warrior

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