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A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.

But can a dwarf go without Ale as long as a Barbarian can?

You can DRIVE on a parkway, and PARK in a driveway.

you can't lick your elbow.

That's been disproven :P There's videos of chicks who can on the net.

i guess i'm not as smart as everyone thought i was.

But hey, if it's any consolation, think about this. Why is there a PAIR of underwear, yet only one 'bra' ?

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.

Thilindel wrote:That's been disproven :P There's videos of chicks who can on the net.

Sok ment you specifically, not you as in everyone ;)

what's the deal with a pair of pants? can't I buy just one?

if the plural of goose is geese, is the plural of moose meese?

Well, then if something is sent by car is it a SHIPment, then if by ship is it CARgo?

did you know:

- your mom loves me.

it says you live in mexico. how would everyone's mom know you. are you a world traveler?

turg's little sister loves me. long time.

A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if a strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods.

Minofagal wrote:Disturbing quote

In my mind frame this is just disturbing :P

111, 111, 111 X 111, 111, 111 = 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321

dude! that rocks

The official definition of a desert is any land that where more water evaporates than is acquired through precipitation.

Okay this is a 2fer today, my dad sent this to me and it blows my mind so I have to share it:

The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 and the accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. So the accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. These statistics are courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

Now think about this:

The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 and the number of accidental gun deaths per year for all age groups is 1,500. So the number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188. These statistics are courtesy of the FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Minofagal wrote:Okay this is a 2fer today, my dad sent this to me and it blows my mind so I have to share it:

The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 and the accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. So the accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. These statistics are courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

Now think about this:

The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 and the number of accidental gun deaths per year for all age groups is 1,500. So the number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188. These statistics are courtesy of the FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Contest!

These stats are for accidental deathes. I suspect that intentional deathes, maimings and injuries are at least slightly high amung gun owners than doctors. But it certainly is a disturbing comparison of factoids.

yes it's a comparison on accidental deaths, but what blew me away is how much the pharmaclogy industry has exploded in this nation and who prescribes these medicines? physicians. according to these facts you have a 17% chance of dying accidentally (for any reason) as a result of the actions of your physician.

What are the odds for winning the loterry in your state if you play every day for a year?

Although cruelty to animals is illegal, you will not be arrested for either choking your chicken, nor spanking your monkey!

Okay, here's a weird kitchen fact that some might appreciate...

Rubbing your hands on your chrome water faucet will take the smell of garlic, onions, or just about any other substance off your hands better than rubbing your hands with lemon or washing with soap.

Oh, and a little-known fact that I learned out here in the country, and had almost forgotten until more moo-cows showed up on my property today.

Cows growl.

The Great Wall of China covers more than 1/20th of the Earth's circumference.

How many feminist militants does it take to change a lightbulb?




2.

1 to change the lightbulb, and

1 to SMD.

whats smd?

Suck My...

DateWithMaxler'sMom.

Yeah, well how many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Two.

One lesbian to screw in the lightbulb, and one wee little lesbian to suck my cock!

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i just dont get it.

minogfal bring back your insightful fact.

sok wrote:i just dont get it.

Well, yer married now, of course you won't get it.

Bwahahaha

A cesium atom in an atomic clock that beats over nine billion times a second.

Every U.S. bill regardless of denomination costs just 4 cents to make.

the color for campbell soup got the color from watching a cornell team.

A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.

The oldest known recipe is for beer.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

20And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

22And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

Why do they call them 'assless chaps'. Isn't that redundant? If they had an ass, wouldn't they be pants?

i think they are referring to Brits.

anyone confirm the lincoln & kennedy comparison?

jfk was the scariest movie i ever watched. i couldn't sleep for a whole week, thinking the government was going to come and get me.

sok wrote: i couldn't sleep for a whole week, thinking the government was going to come and get me.

They are! Tell them they're barking up the wrong sok though, then tell them to check in the drier!

*chuckle* sorry taht was a little unexpected

you cant say spoon properly while putting your tongue out.


i guess some of you would try em :)

142857 is a cyclic number, the numbers of which always appear in the same order but rotated around when multiplied by any number from 1 to 6. 142857 * 2 = 285714 142857 * 3 = 428571 142857 * 4 = 571428 142857 * 5 = 714285 142857 * 6 = 857142

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

Mino, your fun facts are great, keep 'em coming. 8)

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.