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Postby Ruxur » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:15 pm

im sure this is gonna draw more than one i bild compewters response from jake. But since alot of you see me as the shirtless mullet man beast from the gormal pic, i thought i would post some genuine maxler pics.

maxler as a kid
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maxler in high school
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maxler in college
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Maxler and Wife
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Postby Vikaz » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:29 pm

Maxler bwilding compewters.
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Postby Lilira » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:20 pm

Always gotta jump on the band wagon eh folks? :-P

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Postby Tasan » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:42 pm

Seems to be a logical progression to me... doesn't anyone else see it?
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Postby ssar » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:13 pm

Nice..

In the red gridiron outfit, is that a look of constipation on your face ore is your jock strap a couple of sizes too small?
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Postby Dalar » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:44 pm

Looks like the same guy to me.
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Postby sok » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:01 pm

kinda messed up, but they got a point.


hey maxler can i email you my pics and you can post them on here?
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Postby Duna » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:07 pm

nice pics Max :)
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Postby Elet » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:25 am

is this for real max? damn hehe the growth progession is like a linear graph :)
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Postby Cirath » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:50 am

ssar wrote:In the red gridiron outfit, is that a look of constipation on your face ore is your jock strap a couple of sizes too small?


No no, that was just teen angst.
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Postby Gormal » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:57 am

Do you really think that posting oldish pics of you is going to convince people that you didn't grow that mullet, Chris? Your face hasn't changed hardly at all between the wife pic and the compweter one. Thanks to Vikaz for posting with the pic first to let everyone compare and see for themselves that its really you.
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Postby Cirath » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:05 am

Good god man, let it go. It wasn't all that funny the first time.
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:56 am

Cirath wrote:Good god man, let it go. It wasn't all that funny the first time.


Actually, it was.
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Postby Yarash » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:49 am

A football jock who plays a dungeons & dragons game on his computer? This isn't adding up at all! ;)

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Postby Ruxur » Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:45 pm

most offensive linemen are a little nerdy
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Postby Ruxur » Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:47 pm

Vikaz wrote:Maxler bwilding compewters.


Noel you bastid, dont make me rip off your arms and club you with them.
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Postby Ambar » Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:59 pm

I feel bad I suggested this :( Sorry Chris :(
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Postby Malia » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:12 pm

I didnt think it was really maxler till now, i thought gormal was really joking.

Seeing all the pictures lined up it really is chris.

Now i just feel sorry for him.
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Postby Mertak » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:53 pm

What I want to know is whether your high school football coach used to say "There's no I in team." If so, I think every single time, I'd have snickered and thought "And there's no I in "CH NK Lott Memorial Field".... At least I'm assuming the missing letter is an 'i'.

And I have to agree with Vigis that it was, in fact, funny the first time, but now it's just old and unoriginal.

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Postby Tasan » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:58 pm

No no, it's a U. As in CHUNK!

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Postby Gormal » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:14 pm

MAXLER LOVE MEGABITS!
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Postby Cirath » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:43 pm

Mertak wrote:What I want to know is whether your high school football coach used to say "There's no I in team." If so, I think every single time, I'd have snickered and thought "And there's no I in "CH NK Lott Memorial Field".... At least I'm assuming the missing letter is an 'i'.


Yes, that is, in fact, "Chink" lot. There's an I on the other side of the stadium, though. Or, at least, the last time I was in town there was.
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Postby Ruxur » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:17 am

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E.D. "CHINK" LOTT – One of the state’s outstanding coaches during the 1930s, 1940s and 1950s, he posted an overall football record of 177-37-23 in 14 years at Anniston and 11 years at Demopolis. His teams played major schools in Georgia and Tennessee as well as in Alabama. He served as athletic director and coached all sports. A graduate of Simpson High (Birmingham) and Birmingham-Southern.
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Postby Ruxur » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:33 am

oh btw, that pic of my wife and i, is about 6 months old
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Postby Pril » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:00 pm

Ruxur wrote:oh btw, that pic of my wife and i, is about 6 months old


I don't see a date on it, Sorry Chris, I'm not buying it.
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Postby Lilira » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:25 pm

I'll vouch. :P I saw it right after, and I've met them both.

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Postby sok » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:28 am

Ruxur wrote:oh btw, that pic of my wife and i, is about 6 months old


so are you bigger or smaller than 6 months ago?
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Postby Elet » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:55 am

sok wrote:
Ruxur wrote:oh btw, that pic of my wife and i, is about 6 months old


so are you bigger or smaller than 6 months ago?


good question sok..
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Postby Ruxur » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:31 am

im about the same
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Postby Thilindel » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:05 am

Mertak wrote:And I have to agree with Vigis that it was, in fact, funny the first time, but now it's just old and unoriginal.


The Gormal Goat joke is _how_ many YEARS old? I'm sorry to say but I predict this Maxler photo is gonna be floating around for a loong time to come. That reminds me. Maxler, I need that belly button lint back. When you return it, make sure it doesn't get mixed up with the compewter buttcrack lint :P
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Postby Ruxur » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:16 pm

thillindel, you really do want to have sex with me dont you?

i am sorry, but i am not gay i suggest you bark up the proper tree so to say.
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Postby Botef » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:27 pm

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Postby Thilindel » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:13 pm

Ruxur wrote:thillindel, you really do want to have sex with me dont you?
i am sorry, but i am not gay i suggest you bark up the proper tree so to say.


Erm, no. I wish to nail Kifle! I know it's a chick in denial. However, Maxler needs to quit leaving his wrappers around when he's visiting:

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Postby sok » Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:35 am

how can someone so big have something so small. doesn't make sense
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Postby Cirath » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:20 am

Thilindel wrote:However, Maxler needs to quit leaving his wrappers around when he's visiting:


So, why is it again that he is the one wrapped when he is visiting you?
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Postby Ruxur » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:03 pm

no way would i use a usc trojan condom.


haha, that would be funny though, they could use OJ Simpson to market them. And with Matt Lineart dating Paris Hilton he needs all the protection he can get.
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Postby sok » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:44 am

i heard paris is taking a vow of celibacy for 1 year
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Postby Thilindel » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:22 am

That whore can't keep her mouth shut, let alone her legs...
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Postby Ruxur » Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:59 am

HA, just found this thread agian, it made me LOL
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Postby Elet » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:42 pm

its kinda late here almost 3 a.m... and damn you made me laugh for bringing up this thread again :P
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Postby Tasan » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:10 pm

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I <3 Maxler.
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