What will you do without your precious Gormal?

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What will you do without your precious Gormal?

Postby Gormal » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:43 pm

In case you didn't know, I'm deployment over the the Phillipines this week. I'll be gone from the game until December, but I'll be able to access the bbs pretty much all of the time. If you'd like to contact me while I'm away, PM me or shoot me an email to thompson(a)halsey.navy.mil

I'll miss you all, and I hope that 2.0 doesn't come in too soon so I won't miss all the fun!
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Postby Ashiwi » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:08 am

I'll miss you Jake. Be good, and hurry back.

As for all those other people who will chime in... just remember, women hug and kiss and tell you they love you... when a guy can't find a good way to tell another guy that he can't stop having sticky dreams about him, he makes a goat joke.

Keep that in mind, and know how many of us really care.
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Postby Vandic » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:12 am

Have fun, and don't put yer pecker anywhere it doesn't belong.
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:11 am

Stay safe, enjoy the food, heat, and everything that's there. Drop Jennifer and I a line anytime.
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Postby Duna » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:13 am

*HUGS* hon.. I"ll miss ya.. be careful and stay safe. Keep us updated on how yer doing and such :) And I hope 2.0 doesn't come in until the day before you get back :) that way you get to have just as much fun as the rest of us in figureing it all out :)
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Postby Ambar » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:35 am

use condoms, drink MUCH rum for me .. and enjoy the HELL outta austalia !!!!

nod me

and for those who will email him .. be polite .. he is using nnavy email afterall :P

hugs sweetie .,. be well :) been there done that it will pass fast as hell :) dont puch the chief mid cruise!

also post some pics!! i never got to experience a westpac

more hugs!!

love ya jake :)
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Postby Lilira » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:47 am

Bon Voyage!

Be safe!!
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Postby Drache » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:56 am

Are condoms even worth the effort? No matter where Jake goes, he's surrounded by seamen!
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Postby Elet » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:58 am

jake, u might not know me but.. damn philipino's chick are hot! :P
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Postby Jhorr » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:31 am

Anchors away! Tally-ho! Shiver me timbers! And all that stuff....

Don't forget your parrot.

Cheers, matey!
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Postby Gormal » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:36 am

Thanks Jhorr, I had my pegleg packed but missed parrot, you might have saved me a lot of trouble!
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Postby ssar » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:54 am

Come down to Sydney and see me biatch! Me love you long time, er, I’ll buy you a beer or 2!

Have a good one mate!
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Postby Malacar » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:52 pm

Jake,

Don't come back married, and use protection! :)

We'll miss you.
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Postby Shevarash » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:44 pm

Be safe man.

And don't worry about condoms - instances of human/goat conception are exceedingly rare.
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Re: What will you do without your precious Gormal?

Postby Tanji Smanji » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:01 pm

Gormal wrote:In case you didn't know, I'm deployment over the the Phillipines this week. I'll be gone from the game until December, but I'll be able to access the bbs pretty much all of the time. If you'd like to contact me while I'm away, PM me or shoot me an email to thompson(a)halsey.navy.mil

I'll miss you all, and I hope that 2.0 doesn't come in too soon so I won't miss all the fun!


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Postby Ragorn » Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:37 am

I'll miss you, Jacob. Keep in touch =/
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Postby grundar » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:21 am

damn.. does this mean we'll go almost half a year without any new maxler jokes?
i cant live like this *reaches for gun*
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Postby Minofagal » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:37 am

Semper Fi bro! Your gonna enjoy it and hate it.
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Postby Gormal » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:46 am

I'm not a Marine. I have more than three brain cells.
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Postby Minofagal » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:58 am

I know your not, but I was trying to be civil and tell you have fun. If you want me to break out Navy jokes I can squid boy.
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Postby Gormal » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:27 am

Don't make me come stomp your goofy ass!
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Postby Thilindel » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:22 am

To quote a marine guard who was overseeing the testing of navy, army, and air force cadets at the MEPS center in Indianapolis, 'It takes 10 of you fuckers to equal one marine!'
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Postby Gormal » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:25 am

Its such a perfectly Marine thing to say, because it is baseless and senseless boasting.
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Postby Anonymous » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:32 am

Yeah I'm actually more concerned about you going into toril withdrawals than anything the philippine ocean will throw at you. It's gonna be a looooong 5 months... But a very merry christmas. Miss ya already. </sappy post>
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Postby Gormal » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:37 am

Ohe wrote:Yeah I'm actually more concerned about you going into toril withdrawals than anything the philippine ocean will throw at you. It's gonna be a looooong 5 months... But a very merry christmas. Miss ya already. </sappy post>


I'm more concerned about my Image withdrawls.
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Postby Anonymous » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:41 am

Christ, what happened to my eye make-up in that picture...?? I must be more of a Monet.... you know, looking better from further away. I pitty you in the morning, waking up to me.
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Postby Minofagal » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:47 am

Thilindel wrote:To quote a marine guard who was overseeing the testing of navy, army, and air force cadets at the MEPS center in Indianapolis, 'It takes 10 of you fuckers to equal one marine!'


ROFL, sounds like my first XO.
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Postby Thilindel » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:08 am

Gormal tells you 'I get more
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Postby Botef » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:34 pm

Have a safe trip and watch out for them demon bunnies

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Postby Dalar » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:26 pm

Isn't Sok Filipino? Maybe you two can up your post counts with talk of the Phillipines.
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Postby sok » Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:17 am

cambodian

i will savor the chance to catch you.
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Postby Gormal » Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:19 am

what does it matter what kind of asian you are, you all look the same.
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Postby sok » Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:22 am

you said i was different. i trusted you, i believed you. *cry*
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Take care

Postby Adriorn Darkcloak » Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:58 am

I wish you safe travels, good ale, and even better women.

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Postby muma » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:35 pm

Gormal wrote:what does it matter what kind of asian you are, you all look the same.


nuh uh, indians and pakis are asian and they look way different from the eastern asians :P
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Postby Thilindel » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:43 pm

Wow, somehow you reminded me of what I heard from this kid from Alabama in first grade when he'd first seen a paki. He basically said they look like BLACK white people. It's crazy what kids say! Another tangent..I was at the BMV last week and this black guy sat beside a little girl waiting with her mom. The little girl said 'I don't like brown man.' Amazing how naive kids are of tact :P

Anyway, hope Gormy has fun!
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Re: What will you do without your precious Gormal?

Postby thanuk » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:13 am

Gormal wrote:In case you didn't know, I'm deployment over the the Phillipines this week. I'll be gone from the game until December, but I'll be able to access the bbs pretty much all of the time. If you'd like to contact me while I'm away, PM me or shoot me an email to thompson(a)halsey.navy.mil

I'll miss you all, and I hope that 2.0 doesn't come in too soon so I won't miss all the fun!


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Postby Gormal » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:55 pm

Looky what I bought in Singapore:

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I actually bought 2, but I didn't take a picture of the other. They are both cashmere/wool jackets/slacks (I like the durability of wool over the cashmere/silk) and silk shirts/ties.
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Postby Drache » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:20 am

Didn't the Navy issue you any hair?!
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Postby Lilira » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:23 am

That's a NICE suit!!

Grats on the find!
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Postby Gormal » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:01 am

I forgot to mention that their completely custom tailored from us picking out the bolt of cloth we wanted them to use, to the specific styles we wanted. I can't wait to get back, the three of us that got them are gonna go out on the town in em (I'll be the only one tied down with a date though).

It was fun running all around trying to barter with different shops and making them compete with eachother too. It ended up being 250 USD per suit at the end.
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Postby Ragorn » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:33 pm

You bought a bald guy?
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Postby Gormal » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:18 am

Fuck you Rags.
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Postby Duna » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:31 am

Love the suit Jake ;)
I think it looks good on ya ;)
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Postby Ambar » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:58 am

Gormal wrote:I can't wait to get back, the three of us that got them are gonna go out on the town in em (I'll be the only one tied down with a date though).


Nice save ....

They do that allll over the middle east too .. I'd have to say the quality in bahrain is as good, and prices lower! Where is the bling on a westpac? Just fabric or is there gold/silver too?
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Postby Gormal » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:29 pm

I haven't really looked for bling, but you might be interested to know that they have hella cheap Gucci and Coach knockoffs out here that are identical to the real thing. All the girls on board bought a ton of shoes and purses. I still want to buy some more shirts, a silk robe, and maybe a blade of some sort when we hit Japan... we'll see. We're getting tax free and hazardous duty/imminent danger pay for 3 months out here so I've got a little bit to play with.
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:46 pm

You and yer guy will look smashing in matching suits. Btw, aren't we supposed to be MISSING YOU?! You post more now than when you were here. GO DO SOME WORK!


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Postby Lilira » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:02 pm

But he doesn't play. :-(
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Postby ssar » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:29 pm

Gormal wrote:All the girls on board bought a ton of shoes and purses.


Suuuuure it was "All the girls".


Gormal wrote:I still want to buy some more shirts, a silk robe, and maybe a blade of some sort when we hit Japan... we'll see.


What do you mean by "blade" here man?
(Sunnies, knife, skate/surf/snow/wakeboard, razor, scooter, other?)


Glad to hear yer goin ok btw bro!
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Postby Gormal » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:58 pm

I'm aware I post more now, its cause its so damned boring and I managed to get internet access from the IT's.

When I say blade, I mean some form of edged weapon. Suggestions welcome!

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