Who would you pick as your personal waxologist

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Who is your waxologist of choice?

Oghma
6
21%
Malacar
0
No votes
Maxler
2
7%
Corth
5
17%
Duna
8
28%
Dalar
2
7%
Ashiwi
6
21%
 
Total votes: 29
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Who would you pick as your personal waxologist

Postby Malacar » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:38 pm

Who would you choose?
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Postby Drache » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:12 pm

Gormal waxes the babes hinies, or so I've heard. You omitted him out of envy?!
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Postby Malacar » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:54 pm

No, because Jake would be the hands down winner. :/

I just kinda picked names at random for the most part. :)
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Postby kiryan » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:05 am

wtf is a whackmeoffolgist?
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:13 pm

I voted for Corth. Dolaf always said he had soft hands.
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Postby Gormal » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:57 pm

Maxler PM'd me to vote Duna, but I went Dartan all the way cause I hear that Dartan 2.0 comes with magically oiled gloves which proc heated massage oil on command.
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Postby Duna » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:41 am

Why am I on this list??? And why in the hell am i tied with Oghma ??????

Malacar, I will get you back for this...


Oh, and Jake, Thank you for not voting for me :)
when I see you next, you get a big kiss on the cheek :)
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Postby Corth » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:45 am

Wax on.. wax off.

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Postby Malacar » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:30 am

Just to avoid any hurt feelings... This post is purely meant in jest. Names were chosen totally at random, with no malice. :)

Hell, there isn't even such a term as 'waxologist'. We (Chris, Brandon and I) made it up on skype the other night. The *real* term for a person that waxes others (in any form), is 'Esthetician'.

So... it's just for laughs. :)
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Postby Ashiwi » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:39 am

WTF...
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

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Postby Malacar » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:54 am

Don't worry, Ashiwi. I haven't even gotten a single vote! ;)
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Postby Ashiwi » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:26 am

I can't believe I actually got ANY votes! I mean, seriously... which guy would trust me with hair removal around their bikini line? Once I started, it would be landing strip all the way, baybee!
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Postby Kifle » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:01 am

I went for Corth... He's a lawyer so, like Gormal said, he has soft hands. Also, he's pretty calculated, so I think he'd be able to hook me up with some sweet ass MC Hammer racing stripes in my pubes.
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Postby Yasden » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:00 pm

Kifle wrote:I went for Corth... He's a lawyer so, like Gormal said, he has soft hands. Also, he's pretty calculated, so I think he'd be able to hook me up with some sweet ass MC Hammer racing stripes in my pubes.


To match the ones you have in the back?

Personally, I would only choose a waxologist who has some sort of formal training in the Church of Waxentology. Like Katie Holmes.
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Postby Corth » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:12 pm

I pull wax slooooowly
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Postby rylan » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:44 pm

Ashiwi wrote:I can't believe I actually got ANY votes! I mean, seriously... which guy would trust me with hair removal around their bikini line? Once I started, it would be landing strip all the way, baybee!


What no Brazilian for your victim? :P

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