What do you do....

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Lilira
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What do you do....

Postby Lilira » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:57 am

With a drunken Ranger...

Soak his bowstrings in cayenne powder! (Then hope he gets an itch *wink*)

Yeah BBS has been dead, so I thought it would be amusing to start a silly thread. Keep it mostly clean so we don't get in trouble, and no flaming!!! Every once in a while I'll pick a new target depending on how long this goes.
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You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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Postby Pril » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:00 pm

What do you do with a drunken ranger?

Ask him if he wants a second beer.
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:24 pm

Save the life of an elemental and send him into rooms first.
How to go from Waelos to Weylarii.

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Postby Ruxur » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:13 am

smash he
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
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Postby Lilira » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:11 pm

With a drunken BARD?

Dunk her in the fountain til she sings on key!
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You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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Postby teflor the ranger » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:44 pm

Ask my drunken ranger!
Teflor does. Teflor does not.
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Postby Ruxur » Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:29 pm

drunken bard?


SMASH HE


smashing fixes all, tis the troll warrior way
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Grumdikanikus » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:22 pm

Drunken Ranger?

Sober him up and send him to an employement agency to find work.
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Postby Latreg » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:20 pm

Tanji Smanji wrote:Save the life of an elemental and send him into rooms first.


LOL

steal a good arrow from each corpse before he can collect.
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Postby Lilira » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:34 pm

no-no-no.. we've moved on to BARDS now..

You guys had your chance to slap at rangers yesterday. Keep up!
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You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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Postby Ruxur » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:51 pm

TROLL SMAAAAAASH


OGRE SMAAAAAAASH


RANGER WAAAAAAAANK


BARD AFKKKKKKKKKK
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Ruxur » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:26 pm

Ruxur wrote:BARD AFKKKKKKKKKK


A recent lasagne embargo has forced me to retract this previous statement.

It is the offical stance of Ruxur inc. also including its subsidiaries Maxler Hickdumb Co. and Harlindrel Nancing Company, is that bards rule.

Please accept our deepest apologies and we regret that feelings were hurt.
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Lilira » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:32 pm

Ruxur wrote:
Ruxur wrote:BARD AFKKKKKKKKKK


A recent lasagne embargo has forced me to retract this previous statement.

It is the offical stance of Ruxur inc. also including its subsidiaries Maxler Hickdumb Co. and Harlindrel Nancing Company, is that bards rule.

Please accept our deepest apologies and we regret that feelings were hurt.


No feeling were harmed in the making of this joke.. however never underestimate the power of pasta!!!

*Maniacal laugh fades into a crescendo of organ music.*
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You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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Postby Pril » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:37 pm

Lilira wrote:
Ruxur wrote:
Ruxur wrote:BARD AFKKKKKKKKKK


A recent lasagne embargo has forced me to retract this previous statement.

It is the offical stance of Ruxur inc. also including its subsidiaries Maxler Hickdumb Co. and Harlindrel Nancing Company, is that bards rule.

Please accept our deepest apologies and we regret that feelings were hurt.


No feeling were harmed in the making of this joke.. however never underestimate the power of pasta!!!

*Maniacal laugh fades into a crescendo of organ music.*


WTH?!?!? Lilira never makes ME Lasagne.


BARDS SUCK. DRUNK BARDS SUCK. SOBER BARDS SUCK. GOOD BARD SUCKS. NEUTRAL BARDS SUCK.EVIL BARDS SUCK. ELF BARDS SUCK. HUMAN BARDS SUCK. DWARF BARDS SUCK. HALFLING BARDS SUCK, HALF-ELF BARDS SUCK. AND DON'T THINK YER SAFE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A BATTLECHANTER YOU SUCK TOO.

In summary: ALL BARDS SUCK.

Pril
The best of WTF statments of '06

--------------------------------------------------------

Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Ambar » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:00 pm

NO more resses for joo


Tasira/Kesra


and this friggin thread makes me think of that drunken sailor song, dunno the words just the meledy
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Postby Lilira » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:11 pm

ROFL

Hello.. bard... that was the point!!!


New day, now target!!!

What do you do with a drunken AGOR/Cofen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toss him naked in a pit with a beholder...


Take that you bard hating brat!
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You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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Postby Yasden » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:12 pm

Now we know the real reason why you went from football player to compewterbildin couch tater...

LASAGNE.
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Postby Ruxur » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:28 pm

Yasden wrote:Now we know the real reason why you went from football player to compewterbildin couch tater...

LASAGNE.


worth every pants size, i have no regrets
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Ruxur » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:28 pm

Lilira wrote:ROFL

Hello.. bard... that was the point!!!


New day, now target!!!

What do you do with a drunken AGOR/Cofen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toss him naked in a pit with a beholder...


Take that you bard hating brat!


no, you toss him fully eq'd into a rust monster fight
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Lahgen » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:36 pm

No, the beholders are fine, just flip the switch that makes him destroy gear again.

YOUR PFF WON'T SAVE YOU NOW!!
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Postby Lilira » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:02 pm

Ruxur wrote:
Yasden wrote:Now we know the real reason why you went from football player to compewterbildin couch tater...

LASAGNE.


worth every pants size, i have no regrets


Bahahaha.. you have no idea how happy that makes me. *grin*
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You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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Postby Ashiwi » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:14 am

What would you do with a drunken ranger?
What would you do with a drunken ranger?
What would you do with a drunken ranger?
Early in the morning?

Put him in a bunk with Piergeiron's daughter!
Put him in a bunk with Piergeiron's daughter!
Put him in a bunk with Piergeiron's daughter!
Early in the morning.

That's the words, Ambar.

*edit* It needed to be more like the actual song.
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Postby Lilira » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:42 am

So disappointed.. I'm gonna have to leave this one up for another day...

Noone smacked at Cofen. *sniff*
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You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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Postby Ambar » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:25 am

buahahah Kelly, buahah thank you!!
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Postby Ruxur » Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:59 pm

Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Lilira » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:02 pm

...with a drunken 'voker?!?

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dive and find the nearest fire-proof shelter*
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You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'

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