Anyone live in Minnesota and want to get drunk tonight?

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Anyone live in Minnesota and want to get drunk tonight?

Postby thanuk » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:42 pm

whats up bitches,

haven't been on here in a while. Hi everybody! Except Arilin. F*ck you Arilin.

Anyway im going to the great state of Minnesota to see my sister for new years. She lives in the god damn stix (Albany, MN). So im landing and spending a night in minneapolis tonight boozin it up. Twyl is pickin me up from the airport, and after he gives me a quick handy on the way to my hotel we're gonna go out and get wistface shasted. Anyone wanna come? uhm you got like an hour to respond, car's pickin me up at 5. I'd post my cell but i dont want dartan callin me and panting into the phone (that restraining order is still valid Brian...just sayin). Prolly going out around 10:30 in minneapolis. It'll be a good time, get a couple cocktails in me, take my pants off, maybe start a fire in someone's kitchen...hit me back if your interested. In conclusion, Gormal is a child molester.

8 year olds, dude.
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:55 pm

Soldering iron.


That's all I have to say.
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Postby Dlur » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:15 pm

If I had more than an hour's notice (2.5 hour drive to Minneapolis) and didn't have to do a server upgrade in the morning I'd so be there.

Good luck drinking with Twyl. I was violated the last two times I got drunk with he. Counciling is helping though...
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Postby Gormal » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:08 pm

If I'm a child molester, does that make you a child-molester-molester ?
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Postby Tasan » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:38 am

Dlur wrote:If I had more than an hour's notice (2.5 hour drive to Minneapolis) and didn't have to do a server upgrade in the morning I'd so be there.

Good luck drinking with Twyl. I was violated the last two times I got drunk with he. Counciling is helping though...


Dude, it is not violation when you are screaming out for "the jackhamma".

And your hippy friends are something counseling could never help me forget :( What the fuck was that guy talking about that night :p

And btw, he's going to be here in 2.5 hours... so... suck it up and get driving.
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Postby Oghma » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:47 am

Bah, I've got plans tonight :( Plus it's likely too late anyhow.
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Postby moritheil » Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:54 pm

Part of the vagaries of walkman style?
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Postby thanuk » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:37 pm

wooooooooo minnesota

gonna be in st. cloud for new years, anyone else gonna be there? Let me know and we'll meet up, get wasted and talk shit about Arilin. Seriously, f*ck Arilin. I heard copper wire theft is up 400% since u moved there - coincidence? I think not.

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in conclusion - J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

who's in the playoffs? The Jets are in the playoffs? Damn real bitches. Eric Mangini > you. Yeah so next week ill be in some other shitty dump of a state to watch the jets play, ill try to give more notice so u hammerheads can come meet up one night. Its gonna be either baltimore, foxboro or indianapolis but i wont know till tomorrow; we'll have a blast i promise. Except Arilin, he cant come. F*ck that guy. Arilins copper wire theft skills are walkman style.
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Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Ambar » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:30 pm

Arilin lives in Virginia Beach ..
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:20 am

Ambar wrote:Arilin lives in Virginia Beach ..


It's ok. He's a New Yorker.

Nuk: I know you're spending new years with your sister. Just remember, incest is illegal still.
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:51 am

You can all go to hell. I gotta be at work at 5 am tomorrow.





(I'm gonna be so freakin trashed, whee)
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Postby thanuk » Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:03 am

mamoru no one means it more than me when i say : die in a fire



doug (twyl) is upstairs tryin to bang my sister and thats hysterical cuz its never gonna happen but he's gonna tell u he did it anyway

ill be in boston next week so i can teabag rylan and im sure he has some soft. supple lips

seriously tho if anyone is sellin patriot playoff tix lemme know

otherwise, u can suck my ballz

especially u arilin.....seriously, im going to murder u and feed the body to a farm of pigs...i have the resources

i prollu shouldnt have put that on the innnernet but say goodbye to doug and arilin cuz in 2 weeks they wont exist....gene i heard u looked at my sister funny once so ur next

p.s. J E T S JETS JETS JEts
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Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby thanuk » Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:08 am

did i mention its 3 am and imn fuckin hammerred? cuz if not...yeah its 3 am and im fuckin hammered

im still gonna murder u mamoru hope u got drunk tonight cuz ur gonna be in a shallow grave next to doug soon
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Gormal » Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:04 am

My first thought when reading your latest post was 'Jesus he's drunk'. Nothing better than PWI!

Hope ya'al had fun, hope Doug knocks your sister up for the comedy of it
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:53 am

Gormal wrote:My first thought when reading your latest post was 'Jesus he's drunk'. Nothing better than PWI!

Hope ya'al had fun, hope Doug knocks your sister up for the comedy of it


He's drunk, he'll forget its his sister, and you know where that leads!
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Postby rylan » Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:39 pm

Hahaha Jets are gonna come here and get spanked silly by the Patriots. Kinda like how your sister got spanked last night!
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Postby thanuk » Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:43 pm

rylan wrote:Hahaha Jets are gonna come here and get spanked silly by the Patriots. Kinda like how your sister got spanked last night!


wait what happened last time? Oh we stomped your ass and your homo-thug coach wasnt even man enuf to shake mangini's hand? yeah we got your number mofo and ur goin down. Ray Mickens and Vinnie Testaverde are on your team...thats all I have to say.

wow i was hammered last night huh?
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You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Duna » Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:16 pm

Nukkie :) you coming to the gathering this year or what??
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:49 pm

Bring it, I'll stomp yer mullet ass into mush you geek. God I wanna get drunk, whine.
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Postby Selzan » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:28 am

Awww, I missed out on making fun of Thanuk during his drunken stupor. I'll at least take solace in the fact that the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS are likely losing this Sunday -- hopefully Fireman Ed won't do anything irrational after they lose because, god knows, I do enjoy laughing at him week after week. I'll be at some bar in NYC during most weeks of the playoffs (not the superbowl), so hit me up if you want to throw a few back.

Happy new year to most of you -- hope all is well.

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Postby Tanji Smanji » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:06 am

Bout time you crawled out of your drunken stupor and posted Selz.
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Postby thanuk » Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:13 am

Selzan wrote:Awww, I missed out on making fun of Thanuk during his drunken stupor. I'll at least take solace in the fact that the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS are likely losing this Sunday -- hopefully Fireman Ed won't do anything irrational after they lose because, god knows, I do enjoy laughing at him week after week. I'll be at some bar in NYC during most weeks of the playoffs (not the superbowl), so hit me up if you want to throw a few back.

Happy new year to most of you -- hope all is well.

-Sark


hahaha where you hang out these days? I work down on water street now, we should do happy hour.

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Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'

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