An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his drink a young woman sat down next to him and ordered a drink of her own.
She soon turned to the cowboy, eyeing him over, and asked: "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied: "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors and feeding my dogs. So I guess I am a cowboy."
The young woman nodded, then said: "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat side by side for a time, sipping thier drinks in silence.
A little later a man sat down on the other side of the cowboy and ordered a drink of his own.
He soon turned to the cowboy, eyeing him over, and asked: "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied: "Hell, I always thought I was. But I just found out I'm a lesbian."
JOTD - The Real Cowboy
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