Joey Johns - Related Reports (Aussie Rugby League)

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Joey Johns - Related Reports (Aussie Rugby League)

Postby ssar » Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:48 am

Andrew "Joey" Johns and Wendell Sailor roomed together on a footy training camp a while back.

One evening in thier room, Joey said to Wendell: "I'll show you my crack if you show me yours."

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McDonald's fast food chain Australia has released a new McHappy Meal in honour of Andrew "Joey" Johns.

Called the "Joey McHappy Meal", it includes no burger, no fries, no dessert, just some coke and ice.
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Postby Ragorn » Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:38 am

Uhh... little help here, mogr?
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Postby Corth » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:34 am

He likes to befuddle us yanks with his inexplicable australian humor.. Maybe sarell can tell us if its actually funny.
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Postby Ambar » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:39 pm

Famous Aussie footballers who have drug/alcohol issues

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Postby Ragorn » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:51 pm

People having to google your jokes to get them ftl
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Postby Sarell » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:18 am

the second one is funny...

Johns is an all time football star here.. maybe the second best ever.. god caught with ecstasy in his pocket and claimed someone put it there. Then came out and said he used it right through his career.

On a side note, did you know that when you are packing ecstasy tablets if you put ground glass in it it cuts the stomach lining to give a quicker and better hit value adding to your product? Helpful tip for drug manufacturers. Helpful insight for eccy takers.

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