Tis the season

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Tis the season

Postby Branthur » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:29 am

Cap'n Touk
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Postby Cap'n Touk » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:49 am

Fiiiiive gooolden Touks!
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Postby Kifle » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:12 pm

4 cross-dressing halflings.
Fotex group-says 'Behold! penis!'

Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.

Thalidyrr tells you 'Yeah, you know, getting it like a jackhammer wears you out.'

Teflor "You can beat a tank with a shovel!!1!1!!one!!1!uno!!"
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Postby ssar » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:45 pm

Cap'n Touk wrote:Fiiiiive gooolden Touks!

Lol, so it is!

..."And a beer."
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Postby Ragorn » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:24 pm

- Ragorn
Shar: Leave the moaning to the people who have real issues to moan about like rangers or newbies.
Corth: Go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.
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Postby Ashiwi » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:19 am

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Toril gave to meeeeeee:

Twelve trolls a torching
Eleven gnomes a nancing
Ten orcs orating
Nine humans grousing
Eight Pinks a pinking
Seven ogres ogling
Six ales a calling
Fiiiiiive gooooooolden toooouuuuks (damned good ale!)
Four cross-dressing halflings
Three primped elves
Two colorblind rangers
And a druid in an oak treeeeeeeee!
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!

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