WOOHOO!! NASCAR SEASON

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is nascar the best damn sport period?

YES!!!
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NAW, Football is better
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No Way, Baseball is better (with or without steroids)
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Golf owns All
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Get real, Basketball is where it's at
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The only Sport worth watching is the WSOP
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WOOHOO!! NASCAR SEASON

Postby Larem » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:03 am

It's about damn time. I've been waiting all winter to see some good racing. So, who do you think has what it takes to win the cup this year? Are the toyotas too strong? What happened to dodge? Is Dale Jr. really GAY? Let me know!
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Postby Kifle » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:25 am

This "sport" is only for people who either A) wear beer and macaroni stained wife-beaters B) have an intense hatred for right turns or C) have less than a full set of teeth. I r dryv kar phast in cyrcal!one!!1!uno!!
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Re: WOOHOO!! NASCAR SEASON

Postby Cirath » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:11 pm

Larem wrote:I've been waiting all winter to see some good racing.


And you got so tired of waiting that you decided to watch cars drive in an oval a few hundred times instead?
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Postby Pril » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:41 pm

Where's hockey on your list you bastard?
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Postby Yasden » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:53 pm

The only type of hockey Larem plays is tonsil hockey with Kifle.
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Postby Ragorn » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:39 pm

Nascar isn't a sport, period.
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Postby Yasden » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:13 pm

You know how to lose a NASCAR driver in a high-speed chase, right? Make a right-hand turn.

I don't get how people can watch cars go in an oval all day long over and over and over and over and over and over and over and....you get my point. It's not a sport, and I think the only reason it has the amount of sponsors it has is to keep the redneck bible belt people who only have the one channel that comes in on their rabbit ears in their single-wide informed that there ARE personal hygiene products, and there ARE other alcoholic beverages besides moonshine. The cars are fine pieces of machinery, putting automotive engineering to the test and pushing it to its extremes. Don't get me wrong there.

It's too bad they can't make the races more exciting like F-1 or Rally. That I can tolerate watching for more than 1 lap, even if it too bores me to tears after a bit if the race isn't even close.
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Postby Adriorn Darkcloak » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:28 pm

afk, dropped my Schlitz can
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Postby alendar » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:50 am

am i the only one that watches nascar for the same reason that i watch sotana's crew zone/explore on monday nights????


for the fiery crashes and twisted metal????
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Postby Gormal » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:38 am

Adriorn Darkcloak wrote:afk, dropped my Schlitz can
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Postby Thilindel » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:09 pm

Where's the 'NASCAR isn't even a sport' option?

I've driven from Chicago to Topeka full throttle during a med. response. It's mentally challenging more than physical. *shrug*

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Postby teflor the ranger » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:48 am

Thilindel wrote:I've driven from Chicago to Topeka full throttle during a med. response. It's mentally challenging more than physical. *shrug*


Were you without air-conditioning with a fire-suit and a helmet? Did the shocks get replaced with a solid bar of steel? Did the vehicle shake your spine for eight hours while you tried to _race_ with a bunch of rednecks with 700+ hp engines?

Hmm. Obviously not a physical sport, as you can see with notable overweight driver x. Oh what? They're all fit? That might be an indication.
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Postby Thilindel » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:20 am

It's an ambulance, and it goes 121 mph with a 370 hp Cummins diesel. It's quite the fun all out.
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Postby Ragorn » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:55 pm

teflor the ranger wrote:Hmm. Obviously not a physical sport, as you can see with notable overweight driver x. Oh what? They're all fit? That might be an indication.

There aren't any 400 pound jockeys either, but that has nothing to do with the physical demands of horse racing.
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