Announcing the Darwin Awards for Toril!

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Announcing the Darwin Awards for Toril!

Postby Lilithelle » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:24 am

I'm sure many of us have seen the Darwin Awards,
Honoring those who improve the species by accidentally removing themselves from it... thereby ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter.


I propose we use this thread to award one "special" player with a Darwin award for their characters dying in the stupidest fashion possible.

In order to prevent people falsely claiming this "honor" I suggest the stories submitted should be about someone other than yourself.

Let the contest begin!
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Postby Vandic » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:45 am

The sheep bludgeons Gormal to death.
Gormal is dead! R.I.P.

(Okay, that's out of my system, let the real contest begin.)
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Postby Thilindel » Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:38 am

I don't have the log, but being in seelie, I tried to look east, and walked there instead :P Splat!
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:41 am

Krenalazmagg glances up, and you blink in surprise as Tiamat's red dragonhead descends upon him. The powerful maw closes around him and he is lifted, screaming in agony up into the air. Blood drips down around the red maw as Tiamat's teeth clamp down on Krenalazmagg and the acidic spittle burns his body.

You watch as Krenalazmagg is lifted high into the air, and spat out of the red maw. As he tumbles limply through the air, your eyes widen momentarily as you realize he is hurtling through the air directly towards Elusia!! Before you can turn away, Krenalazmagg smashes down on top of Elusia in a bone-jarring impact.
Krenalazmagg is stunned!
Elusia is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Elusia.

---

Imis glances up, and you blink in surprise as Tiamat's red dragonhead descends upon him. The powerful maw closes around him and he is lifted, screaming in agony up into the air. Blood drips down around the red maw as Tiamat's teeth clamp down on Imis and the acidic spittle burns his body.

You watch as Imis is lifted high into the air, and spat out of the red maw.
As he tumbles limply through the air, your eyes widen momentarily as you
realize he is hurtling through the air directly towards Elusia!! Before
you can turn away, Imis smashes down on top of Elusia in a
bone-jarring impact.
Imis is stunned!
Elusia is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Elusia.

---
same run!
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Postby daggaz » Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:25 pm

Back in the old days I witnessed a mage arguing with another player that it was impossible to kill yourself with your own spells, that you only went down to 0. The other player argued in vain, until his point was proven when the mage eventually lightning bolted himself to death.

I laughed for hours. These were in the days of ultra hard xp.
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Postby Ambar » Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:31 pm

Thilindel wrote:I don't have the log, but being in seelie, I tried to look east, and walked there instead :P Splat!


I did that in Tia only it was south .. this was still when we had that HUGE pbase and I was in zone with the best evil players around .. how embarassing!
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:53 pm

I wish I had the log, sadly I don't. But it went something like this.

XXX group-says 'Caz s'

Inesa leaves south.
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Postby rylan » Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:55 pm

So what did you do lili?
We need the circumstances of the silly death to decide on a winner!
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Postby Yasden » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:45 pm

There's too many of my own to list, so I'll just say....almost any Targsk/Aristan/Danahg death. :P
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Postby Sarell » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:03 am

This is from a LONG time ago... We'd just finished a big fight in tandem.


***


Ison gets a huge, drinking flagon from his silvery sack.

<213h>
<P>
You have finished memorizing haste.
Ison touches Ison, who shivers in pain.

<213h>
<P>
Ison slumps to the ground.
The wounds inflicted by Ison are enough to end the life of Ison!
Ison is dead! R.I.P.
Ison slumps to the ground.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Ison.
Wychwethyl stops following Ison.
A coal black charger stops following Ison.
Ison stops following you.
Ison has left the group.
Ison has quit the game, consent lost.


***

TOUCH DEATH!
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Postby Adriorn Darkcloak » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:45 am

Notice I notched defense.


The Road Leads Through Vast Forested Lands
Exits: -E -W
An elven ranger of Shevarash is here, hunting outlaws.
A zealous griffon flies in from the west.

<559h>
< > e
The Great Western Gate of Leuthilspar
Exits: -E -W
An elven cat is here mewing for attention, and rubbing your leg.
A kooshie runs around here playing and looking for food.
A wandering craftsman pulls a brightly colored cart through the area.
A powerful guard is posted here, guarding the gate.
A powerful guard is posted here, guarding the gate.
A powerful guard is posted here, guarding the gate.
A powerful guard is posted here, guarding the gate.
A powerful guard is posted here, guarding the gate.
A zealous griffon flies in from the west.

<559h>
< >
You parry the elven gate guard's lunge at you.
The elven gate guard sends you sprawling.
st
You parry the elven gate guard's lunge at you.
You parry the elven gate guard's lunge at you.

<556h>
<T>
The elven gate guard slashes you very hard.

<500h>
<T> w
The elven gate guard's attack only grazes you as you dodge aside!
OUCH! That really did HURT!
You dodge the elven gate guard's vicious attack.
The elven gate guard attacks you, landing two hits.
OUCH! That really did HURT!
You parry the elven gate guard's lunge at you.
OUCH! That really did HURT!
The elven gate guard attacks you, landing two hits.
You partially deflect the elven gate guard's lunge at you.
You have learned something new about defense!
save
You partially deflect the elven gate guard's lunge at you.
The elven gate guard's attack only grazes you as you dodge aside!
The elven gate guard attacks you, landing three hits.
The elven gate guard stumbles with his attack, sending his an elven halberd flying!
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The elven gate guard attacks you, landing a single hit.
The elven gate guard's final blow sends you to meet your maker.
With a final blow, you feel yourself falling to the ground.
Your soul leaves your body in the cold sleep of death...
You lose a level!
You feel less blessed.
You feel less blessed.

*** Welcome to Toril ***

0) Leave Toril for a Time.
1) Enter the realms of Toril.
2) See who is currently playing.
3) Read the background story.
4) Change your password.
5) Enter your character description.
6) Delete this character.

'Eilistraee OOC: 'Death OOC: Thaymos killed by the elven gate guard at The Great Western Gate of Leuthilspar.'
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:06 am

I proved that PWK can be cast on yourself once....
How to go from Waelos to Weylarii.

Weylarii group-says 'oh shit! my penis is stuck in the toaster. afk'

Corth ASSOC:: 'up to you.. need a ranger, but if you want to afk i can probably find someone else'
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Postby Gagrag » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:10 pm

I found this one from a while back... I was playing my Dire, Vakus.
Maxler was in OD still and I acc'd "Someone get me off of smoke plz?"
Maxler starts throwing up portals and here's a case of "Fingers Faster Than Brain"...

A Fiery Area in the Plane of Smoke
Exits: -N -E -S -U -D
There is a portal here shimmering in a rainbow array of colors.
<507h> l in portal

You peer into a rainbow colored portal and see...
Entrance to the Inn of the Dead Orc
Exits: -E -W -U
[2] There is a portal here shimmering in a rainbow array of colors.
A small keg of dwarven ale sits here.
Maxler (Human) sits resting.
An elite guard watchman stands here, just waiting for someone to break the law.(Gold Aura)
Anashoa (LFG) (Grey Elf) stands here.(Gold Aura)
Katisa (LFG) (Human) stands here.
Abma (Human) stands here.
<507h> en portal

You enter something and reappear elsewhere...
Entrance to the Inn of the Dead Orc
Exits: -E -W -U
[2] There is a portal here shimmering in a rainbow array of colors.
A small keg of dwarven ale sits here.
Maxler (Human) sits resting.
An elite guard watchman stands here, just waiting for someone to break the law.(Gold Aura)
Anashoa (LFG) (Grey Elf) stands here.(Gold Aura)
Katisa (LFG) (Human) stands here.
Abma (Human) stands here.
<507h>
Alarm bells sound, signalling an invasion!
<507h>
Autosaving...
<507h>
You stagger from a fearsome slash from an elite guard watchman!
OUCH! That really did HURT!
<416h>

Your attack only grazes an elite guard watchman as he dodges aside!
You barely pound an elite guard watchman.
A mighty slash from an elite guard watchman makes you contemplate a new career!
OUCH! That really did HURT!
A mighty slash from an elite guard watchman makes you contemplate a new career!
OUCH! That really did HURT!
An elite guard watchman misses you with his slash.
<219h>

From outside, the faint chimes of the clock tower sound 6am.
<219h>

Maxler, looking very frustrated, packs up his book.
<219h>

Swirling, silvery mists fill the room.
Mist slowly forms a pool on the ground.
You miss an elite guard watchman with your pound.
You miss an elite guard watchman with your pound.
An elite guard watchman enshrouds you in a mist of blood with his deadly slash!
OUCH! That really did HURT!
An elite guard watchman half kills you with his mighty slash!
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You parry an elite guard watchman's lunge at you.
You have learned something new about defense!
<30h>
An elite guard watchman deflects your blow, and strikes back at YOU!
An elite guard watchman misses you with his slash.
The world starts spinning, and your ears are ringing!
Your upper body is disconnected from your legs as an elite guard watchman slashes you.

en portal

With a final blow, you feel yourself falling to the ground.
Your soul leaves your body in the cold sleep of death...

*** Welcome to Toril ***

Dead Troll... No, hmmm... Dead Orc... Aha! The Inn of the Dead Orc! Perfect!
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Postby Rented » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:43 pm

I think the Darwin should go to Ezwar...he is the only one who was exploring around, walked in on 4 paladins doing who knows what in a bathroom/outhouse, and got killed. You need to ask him for more details =)
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Postby amolol » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:01 pm

i dont care what the rest of you have to post say or do... wodat wins... hands down
i dont know what your problem is, but i bet its hard to pronounce

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Postby Cap'n Touk » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:11 am

Someone needs to post when I was in scorps at the air drake and told everyone to wear fly like 5x or they'd die.

Then promptly died jumping in myself without fly.
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Postby Tasan » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:36 am

Cap'n Touk wrote:Someone needs to post when I was in scorps at the air drake and told everyone to wear fly like 5x or they'd die.

Then promptly died jumping in myself without fly.


I did this too, so, no award for you!
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Postby sok » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:49 pm

i was leading jot invasion and gag giant cuz it was too spammy. i dont think i died but i manage to kill the group. so those folks are idiots for following me. they all get the award.
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Postby moritheil » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:36 pm

That was legendary!

I humbly submit the following gems:

1. Levitating Jabberwocky!

2. "No wandering on FP!"
"I just wanted to take a closer look at this dragon!"
" . . . "
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Postby Ragorn » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:54 pm

Ragorn went to Library three times on Sojourn 2.

All three times, I died from falling down the shaft. ALL THREE. The first time, we didn't know about it. The second time, my fly wore off when we were buffing for the fight. The last time, I forgot.
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Postby Llaaldara » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:11 pm

Arilin Nydelahar wrote:I wish I had the log, sadly I don't. But it went something like this.

XXX group-says 'Caz s'

Inesa leaves south.


That would have to be the all-time best! :*)

Yasden wrote:There's too many of my own to list, so I'll just say....almost any Targsk/Aristan/Danahg death. :P


No way! Targsk + Roots + 3 hours was it? = Nuff said. ;*)



I remember doing solo runs as my Invoker on DK vault mobs while the group was taking too long in getting 'organized', yet the cleric and enchanter were happy to let me go crazy, and I failed to notice that once I started doing my runs that.. um... the um.. un-locker.. person... the one.... with they um... keys... was um.. %%

I was pretty quick on the first 4 runs, but that 5th one.... didn't go so well.


How many people had we managed to at one point get locked in there because of similar circumstances? It was like a right of passage for Evils. You weren't a REAL EVIL if you hadn't gotten locked in the Shadow Dragon room and ate it cuz of afk unlocker! :P
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Postby Vigis » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:53 pm

I personally like the time Ruraz was sitting for the Bel fight in BC. He decided he wanted to go in, did a gsay that he was going in, then went in with the rest of the group. Spank ensued!

The rest of the group is nominated for not realizing that our only sitter was going into the fight and not picking a new sitter:)
Nerox tells you 'Good deal, the other tanks I have don't wanna do it, and since your my special suicidal tank i figure you don't mind one bit!'

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Postby amolol » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:14 am

tamitan <<<<<<<<< moon temple

tamitan tells you ' oh s*** i brought the key in with me'
i dont know what your problem is, but i bet its hard to pronounce



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Postby Thilindel » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:18 am

Amolol <<<<I tank as well as any warrior!
Amolol has left the group.
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Postby Lilira » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:22 pm

Druid fleeing from pixie at 1hp, running into woods north of DS to die to the aggro boar...

Damn, talk about lucky shots.
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:24 am

When Elders spanked at the skeletal guardian outside CC.

http://www.torilmud.org/phpBB2/viewtopi ... ht=#140589



Secondary Nomination: Glorishan the moment he got Plane Shift.
How to go from Waelos to Weylarii.



Weylarii group-says 'oh shit! my penis is stuck in the toaster. afk'



Corth ASSOC:: 'up to you.. need a ranger, but if you want to afk i can probably find someone else'
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Postby Glorishan » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:39 am

Tanji Smanji wrote:When Elders spanked at the skeletal guardian outside CC.

http://www.torilmud.org/phpBB2/viewtopi ... ht=#140589



Secondary Nomination: Glorishan the moment he got Plane Shift.


Well, technically it was the 2nd time I got plane shift. Just before I joined DSR, they helped me get all of the quest pieces... Well, I apparently didn't realize I had lost level earlier that day (not sure how, since I obviously don't die), and proceeded to turn in the quest pieces at level 40. Did you know you can't quest a spell before you're the proper level? Now you do, and knowing is half the battle... Oh yeah, and DSR proceeded to guild me the following day, they couldn't resist... They also knew they would be the most powerful guild on the MUD with all the eq they would acquire from doing zones after I feign death from an errant pshift prime.
Touk says 'ac > glorishan > mr > touk > hps'
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Postby sok » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:47 am

gsay tol n
tol goes north
gsay doh! i mean w. oh well, just kill yourself.

tanks are so gullible
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Postby Mirlantharn » Tue May 29, 2007 6:53 am

I hereby nominate the little half-elf with the big ego that thought that, back in the days of Toril 1 when you could not open up a door unless you disengaged from the fight first, decided to ignore my three messages to the group of young elves that I would be the one tanking and to just assist me. I had just closed the door when this little bugger decided to jump ahead of me to take out a horse in the Tinker Camp of Evermeet. Ahem... Yes, this is a full Darwin award nomination, and not an honorable mention.

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Postby ssar » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:17 am

This is from October 2005 I think.
I was playing Kazur, I forget who was leading, probably Pava or Sarli.

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<914h>
< > st
enter portal

Someone group-says 'come'
a rectangular portal suddenly glows brightly!
Sotana slowly fades out of existence.

<914h>
< > You are already standing.

<914h>
< > A Long Hallway
Room size: Mid-sized (L:20 ft W:20 ft H:20 ft)
Exits: -E -W
Blood is smeared all over the area.
An elite fortress guard stands here, fighting Sotana.(Red Aura)
An elite fortress guard stands here, fighting Sotana.(Red Aura)
An elite fortress guard stands here, fighting Sotana.(Red Aura)
An elite fortress guard stands here, fighting Sotana.(Red Aura)
A combat cleric follows a group of soldiers.
A powerfully built woman checks the area for trouble.(Red Aura)
Sotana - Shadows of Imphras (Half-Elf) stands in mid-air here, fighting Dabran Jax.
Luma (Barbarian) stands here, fighting an elite fortress guard leader.
Touk (RP) (Dwarf) stands in mid-air here, fighting a human raider.(Gold Aura)
This human raider grins as his leader brags about a recent raid.(Red Aura)
This human raider grins as his leader brags about a recent raid.(Red Aura)
A human raider stands here, fighting Touk.(Red Aura)
This human raider grins as his leader brags about a recent raid.(Red Aura)
This human raider grins as his leader brags about a recent raid.(Red Aura)
This human raider grins as his leader brags about a recent raid.(Red Aura)
A human raider stands here, fighting Sotana.(Red Aura)
This human raider grins as his leader brags about a recent raid.(Red Aura)
This human raider grins as his leader brags about a recent raid.(Red Aura)
This human raider grins as his leader brags about a recent raid.(Red Aura)
A combat cleric stands here, fighting Touk.
Dabran Jax stands here, fighting Sotana.(Red Aura)
You sense a lifeform nearby.
*A bard dressed for combat paces back and forth.
An elite fortress guard stands here, fighting Touk.(Red Aura)
A guard wearing silver plated armor scans for intruders.(Red Aura)
An elite fortress guard stands here, fighting Touk.(Red Aura)
An elite fortress guard stands here, fighting Touk.(Red Aura)
An elite fortress guard leader stands here, fighting Luma.(Red Aura)
A battle bard snaps into visibility.
A battle bard pierces Sotana extremely hard.
A human raider lands a mighty slash on Sotana!
a skeletal warrior slowly fades into existence.
Touk heroically rescues Sotana.
A human raider attacks Sotana, landing a single hit.
A battle bard attacks Sotana, landing two hits.
Sotana slumps to the ground.
A human raider neatly beheads Sotana.
Sotana is dead! R.I.P.
Sotana slumps to the ground.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Sotana.
Sotana has left the group.
Luma attacks an elite fortress guard leader, landing a single hit.
An elite fortress guard switches targets..
An elite fortress guard switches targets..
Adriorn slowly fades into existence.
Aniolas slowly fades into existence.

<914h>
< >
You stagger from a fearsome slash from a human raider!
stand
OUCH! That really did HURT!
Niramu slowly fades into existence.
Aniolas staggers from a fearsome slash from a human raider!
Niramu staggers from a fearsome slash from a human raider!
Bilraex slowly fades into existence.
Ided slowly fades into existence.
An elite fortress guard barely slashes Bilraex.
You are rescued by Luma!
Niramu group-says 'Have you ever wondered how it'll look and smell in hell? *INFERNO*'
Liliv slowly fades into existence.
Niramu starts casting an offensive spell.
Ided staggers from a fearsome slash from a human raider!
You stagger from a fearsome slash from a human raider!
stand
OUCH! That really did HURT!
Bilraex stops using a swirling orb of air.
Bilraex gets a small wooden totem from his Detrez's storage cube.
Bilraex grabs a small wooden totem.
Adriorn takes aim and begins frantically firing his rune-covered fiery Warbow of hellish fury!
Adriorn fires a black-shafted elven arrow at a combat cleric 4 times with 3 hits doing good damage.
A human raider lands a mighty slash on Ided!
An elite fortress guard barely slashes Niramu.
An elite fortress guard attacks Niramu, landing two hits.
A combat cleric attacks Adriorn, landing a single hit.
A combat cleric starts casting an offensive spell called 'silence person'.
Adriorn attacks a combat cleric, landing a single hit.
You miss a human raider with your hit.
A mighty slash from a human raider makes you contemplate a new career!
OUCH! That really did HURT!
A human raider enshrouds you in a mist of blood with his deadly slash!
stand
OUCH! That really did HURT!
A human raider attacks Ided, landing a single hit.
A human raider attacks Niramu, landing two hits.
Bilraex attacks an elite fortress guard, landing a single hit.
A human raider attacks Niramu, landing a single hit.
A human raider attacks Aniolas, landing two hits.
An elite fortress guard enshrouds you in a mist of blood with his deadly slash!
stand
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
st
alert
An elite fortress guard half kills you with his mighty slash!
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

<14h>
< > You are in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

R.I.P.

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Needless to say, we spanked mightily.
Lotsa fun! :)
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Kick him while he's down!

Postby ssar » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:56 am

And this is from Nov 2005 I think..

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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:37 pm Post subject: Taishanos is dead! R.I.P. #1

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A hamatula sentinel attacks Taishanos, landing four hits.
Taishanos slumps to the ground.
Taishanos is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

Taishanos stops invoking abruptly!
You complete your spell...
You summon a holy light that surrounds the entire group.
A fearsome barbazu patrolman knocks Taishanos backwards several feet with a powerful kick.
Taishanos is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

A fearsome barbazu patrolman makes a nice ballet step which plants a foot a mile above Taishanos's head.
Taishanos is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

A hamatula sentinel kicks Taishanos in the solar plexus. Taishanos is rendered breathless.
Taishanos is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

A red abishai guard knocks Taishanos backwards several feet with a powerful kick.
Taishanos is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

An elite gelugon neatly kicks Taishanos's head into pieces - YUMMY.
Taishanos is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Taishanos.
A fire elemental realizes that Taishanos is a jerk!
Taishanos has left the group.


Shar OOC: 'DEATHOOC : Taishanos killed by an elite gelugon at An Outpost at the Base of the Pillar of Skulls'
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You rediscover the law of gravity...

Postby ssar » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:32 pm

916h/916H 120p/120P 122v/122V >
< >
Tkik group-says '2.'

<916h>
< >
You have finished praying for hex.
a dragon-like statue suddenly glows brightly!
Nitania slowly fades out of existence.

<916h>
< >
Tkik group-says 'go'

< >
a dragon-like statue suddenly glows brightly!
Luma slowly fades out of existence.

<916h>
< >
Ifinein completes his spell...
Ifinein utters the words, 'eugsraqzwunsoh'
Malacar's form is displaced.

<916h>
< >
Zolth group-says 'worthless.. I need to hang out more in dorftowm'

<916h>
< >
a dragon-like statue suddenly glows brightly!
Ifinein slowly fades out of existence.
Ifinein has left the group.
a dragon-like statue suddenly glows brightly!
Tkik slowly fades out of existence.
Zolth stops following Tkik.
Malacar stops following Tkik.
Alendar stops following Tkik.
Maxler stops following Tkik.
Pidibeple stops following Tkik.
Ashemiem stops following Tkik.
Lopi stops following Tkik.
Danahg stops following Tkik.
You stop following Tkik.
Tkik has left the group.

<916h>
< >
a dragon-like statue suddenly glows brightly!
Alendar slowly fades out of existence.

<916h>
< >
You have finished praying for group heal.

<916h>
< >
a dragon-like statue suddenly glows brightly!
Ashemiem slowly fades out of existence.

<916h>
< >
Luma group-says 'sweeet'

<916h>
< >
st
embrace 2.statue
a dragon-like statue suddenly glows brightly!
Zolth slowly fades out of existence.

<916h>
< > You stop meditating.
You clamber to your feet.
You abandon your praying.

<916h>
< > A Rising Air Vent (No Ground)
Room size: Large (L:25 ft W:25 ft H:50 ft)
Exits: None!
Corpse of Tkik is lying here.
Corpse of Ifinein is lying here.
A crude carved stone dragon idol peers from the wall. (magic)
Zolth -Alebringer- Elders of Netheril (Dwarf) stands in mid-air here.
Ashemiem Autumnmoon (Grey Elf) stands in mid-air here, fighting the air drake.
Alendar }-Dark Phoenix-{ Shades of Twilight (Human) stands, inches above the surface here, fighting the air drake.
Luma (Barbarian) stands in mid-air here, fighting the air drake.
Nitania Rhovanion, The Negotiator - Silent Blade of Faerun (RP) (Human) stands in mid-air here, fighting the air drake.
The air drake stands here, fighting Nitania.
You rediscover the law of gravity...
st
alert

_Kazur just FELL!! <<_______________
...the hard way!
Boy, that ground is pretty far away and is coming up quick!Your gills disappear.
Oh, I only drink like a fish now.
You feel less blessed.
You feel less blessed.

*** Welcome to Toril ***


Eilistraee responds to your group with '*** STATUS: SuddenDeath (self): Ifinein (via Forgetting they can't fly in a NO_GROUND room) *** STATUS: SuddenDeath (self): Tkik (via Forgetting they can't fly in a NO_GROUND room) *** STATUS: SuddenDeath (self): Kazur (via Forgetting they can't fly in a NO_GROUND room)'

Eilistraee responds to your group with 'Thanks for the christmas gift, much amusement'
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Postby Jurdex » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:07 am

http://members.cox.net/gjhen/AXE.TXT

<> Huge Pile of Dead Wood
Room size: Very large (L:80 ft W:80 ft H:50 ft)
Exits: -N -S
Verarb (RP) (Human) stands here.
Tol (RP) (Barbarian) stands in mid-air here.
*A water elemental is here, flowing like a living current.
Touk (Dwarf) stands in mid-air here.
Valona (RP) (Human) stands in mid-air here, fighting a wild boar.
Jaylor (Human) stands here.
A wild boar stands here, fighting Valona.
A giant dragonfly is buzzing around here.

<984h>
<> Rescue Valona
You fail the rescue.

<984h>
<> Rescue Valona


Verarb crushes a wild boar extremely hard.

<984h>
<>
Verarb crushes a wild boar extremely hard.

<984h>
<>
<> Banzai! To the rescue...

<984h>
<T>
<T> You parry a wild boar's
lunge at you.
A bright flash of energy erupts from the mighty axe!
You feel shame fill you, you feel dread as you attack this poor animal!
The extreme displeasure of Pahluruk flows through you, bites at your soul,
and stops your heart from beating instantly, punnishment for your sin
You feel .. darkness. You feel .. shame. You fall into oblivion..

A bright flash of energy erupts from Jurdex's mighty axe!
Jurdex's face fills with shame as he realizes he struck and an animal!
The extreme displeasure of his goddess flows into him, draining him of life!
he falls to the ground, lifeless.. His expression one of sadnes..
Invisible things vanish again.

*** Welcome to Toril ***

0) Leave Faerun for a Time.
1) Enter the realms of Toril.
2) See who is currently playing.
3) Read the background story.
4) Change your password.
5) Enter your character description.

Make your choice: Wrong option.

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Postby Latreg » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:40 pm

A bright flash of energy erupts from Jurdex's mighty axe!
Jurdex's face fills with shame as he realizes he struck and an animal! The extreme displeasure of his goddess flows into him, draining him of life!
he falls to the ground, lifeless.. His expression one of sadnes..
Invisible things vanish again.


Nice typo in that proc
Talona responds to your petition with 'Sweet, I fixed something!'
Talona LFG: [55 Evil Human Nec] 'Don't make me mud castrate you all.'
Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but you still cant help smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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