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Impale

Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 05, 2003 6:59 am

New warrior skill: Impale

2hand weapon only. When mob is on his back you attempt to impale him on your sword for massive damage.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Pheten » Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:16 am

Warriors are not a damage class, give it to AP's. k thx =)

Pheten runs away
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Postby Yayaril » Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:03 pm

8)

Forget antipaladins, give this skill to casters.
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Postby old depok » Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:26 pm

Depok Raises his Starseed Nebula above his head and slams it down onto the Ogre.
The Ogre is impaled by the Starseed nebula.
The Ogre writhes around in pain and anguish before coming to a final stillness.
The Ogre is Dead.
You receive your share of experience.

I like this idea! Shaman power in the house!
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Postby Kossuth » Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:38 pm

This skill would need to be named something different.

Impale is far too important a social to be replaced with an actual combat command. ;)
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Postby rylan » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:02 pm

Change the name and skill to the following:

THANUKSMOM
Applied skill.

Syntax: thanuksmom <victim>
Aggressive: Yes
Class/Level: All 50th

This skill allows you to throw degrading insults regarding thanuk's mom at the mob, causing an uncontrolable fit of laughter resulting in a severe penalty to hitroll and armor class.

However, if you fail, there is a chance that the mob will respond with a better insult and cause you to fall over laughing.

A critical roll of this skill may result in the mobs instant death from shock of believing they had sex with thanuk's mom.

Some animals may be unaffected by this skill.
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Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 05, 2003 3:17 pm

Kossuth wrote:This skill would need to be named something different.

Impale is far too important a social to be replaced with an actual combat command. ;)


Spoken like a true admin.

First of all, I'd like to say I hate you all.

Secondly, I'd like you all to know that on Sojourn 1, Rylan mud married a female character that was a guy in real life.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Mitharx » Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:02 pm

What Thanuk didn't mention is he was that female male.
rylan
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Postby rylan » Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:23 pm

Lol, and mud marry means something? :P
There are lots of people who rp chicks. haha. I'm waiting for the girl who rps a guy so they can mud marry a girl and have lesbo mudsex, but then find out it was a guy. Sounds like something for jerry springer
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Postby thanuk » Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:59 pm

I was just complimenting you on your foresight! After all, you are from massachussets, where they are fighting to allow same sex marriages, and you went ahead and had one what? 10 years ago? Your a visionary!
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Ashiwi » Fri Dec 05, 2003 6:18 pm

rylan wrote:Lol, and mud marry means something? :P
There are lots of people who rp chicks. haha. I'm waiting for the girl who rps a guy so they can mud marry a girl and have lesbo mudsex, but then find out it was a guy. Sounds like something for jerry springer


Well I didn't RP a guy, but I was heartbroken when I found out Kifle was a guy. And here I thought I was going to learn somehing new... I just didn't guess it was that!
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Postby Mitharx » Fri Dec 05, 2003 8:28 pm

Kifle is a dude?
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Postby Stamm » Fri Dec 05, 2003 8:29 pm

Dude looks like a lady?
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Postby rylan » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:08 am

They're not just fighting to allow same sex marriages, the state supreme court said the congress has to allow for it. lol
I'm starting to feel like I live in california, but without the hot chicks *cringe*

Oh and Ash, you wanted to get it on with Kifle? Wow that must've been a dissapointment *comfort* :P
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Postby Ashiwi » Sat Dec 06, 2003 6:17 pm

More like a relief.

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